Ninja Nutrition

It’s simple really:

I haven’t found out how to implement it yet, but I’ll let everyone know when I do.

“My Ninja Sauce will make you shoot your mother in the head!”

ROTFLMAO!

I recently started a subscription to Ask a Ninja in iTunes. Goddamn funniest thing ever.

I really thought more people would be interested in Ninja nutrition! This guy ives great advice on a variety of topics, by the way. Everyone should check him out.

How do you subscribe to this in iTunes?

Luckily, they answered a question that has been plaguing me for years… what to buy a ninja as a gift?

“Giving a ninja something black is like giving crazy to angelina jolie… we already have plenty”

“What do you give the guy who is already at one with nothingness? Small is good.”