[quote]rainjack wrote:
Dallas is the class of the NFC. Philly had a good game. Big difference.
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Lol. I love your fan bias RJ. It’s okay because we all have it. I just love hearing what comes out of your mouth.
How the hell is Dallas the class of the NFC after only game? You realize Wade Phillips is still their coach, right?
[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Dallas is the class of the NFC. Philly had a good game. Big difference.
Lol. I love your fan bias RJ. It’s okay because we all have it. I just love hearing what comes out of your mouth.
How the hell is Dallas the class of the NFC after only game? You realize Wade Phillips is still their coach, right?[/quote]
The Cowboys won a Super Bowl with Barry fucking Switzer. You think Phillips is going to phase us?
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Giants? Puhleeeese. No pass rush anymore. They still have Goober McManning trying to run the offense. He pisses down his leg faster than any QB in the league.
Packers? They were lucky last year, and their rabbit’s foot is now wearing a Jets jersey.
And now with Tom ‘could I be any gheyer?’ Brady out for the year, the Cowboys should probably go ahead and get fitted for their 6th Super Bowl ring.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Dallas is the class of the NFC. Philly had a good game. Big difference.
Lol. I love your fan bias RJ. It’s okay because we all have it. I just love hearing what comes out of your mouth.
How the hell is Dallas the class of the NFC after only game? You realize Wade Phillips is still their coach, right?
The Cowboys won a Super Bowl with Barry fucking Switzer. You think Phillips is going to phase us?
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Giants? Puhleeeese. No pass rush anymore. They still have Goober McManning trying to run the offense. He pisses down his leg faster than any QB in the league.
Packers? They were lucky last year, and their rabbit’s foot is now wearing a Jets jersey.
And now with Tom ‘could I be any gheyer?’ Brady out for the year, the Cowboys should probably go ahead and get fitted for their 6th Super Bowl ring.
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Gotta love unbiased analysis. Come on, other than last year, what have the Cowboys done? They’ve won one division title in five years. They’ve juggled qb’s from Carter to Bledsoe to Romo.
Yes, right now, on paper, they look like the team to beat in the NFC, but two years in a row they have been beaten in their opening playoff game by “weaker” opponents. And Wade Phillips has never won a playoff game as a head coach.
Yeah, maybe the 'Boys won with Barry Switzer, but these ain’t the Irvin and Aikman Cowboys.
So what’s the bet this year? We got Cowboys at Lambeau in two weeks. Or we could just wait until they meet in the playoffs, if the Cowboys can actually win a playoff game this year.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
So what’s the bet this year? We got Cowboys at Lambeau in two weeks. Or we could just wait until they meet in the playoffs, if the Cowboys can actually win a playoff game this year. [/quote]
Dude - do you REALLY want to go there again this year? I mean, last year was bad enough for you.
I’ll take the bet in two weeks, but when you lose this time - what ever the humiliating stunt is - it has to stay up for at least the entire football season. No taking it down after a week.
So, it’s up to you to name the terms.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Giants? Puhleeeese. No pass rush anymore. They still have Goober McManning trying to run the offense. He pisses down his leg faster than any QB in the league.
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I would say 4 NFC Championchip games and a Super Bowl is any thing but folding. “God’s” Team hasnt even won a playoff game in 10 years
And That Pants pissing QB for the Giants made the Cowboys and The Pats look silly last years
How many times will T.O. Cry like a little bitch this year b/c someone gives his QB shit? I bet after that Romo was so touched that he sucked T.O. off and gave him a reach around.
But either way it will be a good game, I still think its a push but The Eagles will pull it out.
Have a nice day =)
[quote]rainjack wrote:
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
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Says the guy whose QB has shown himself to be the pre-eminent “Mr. Fold in the clutch”. Will he ever win a playoff game?
Flashback: “and the Cowboys are lined up for the winning FG, which is essentially just an extra point. Here’s the snap…oh, Romo fumbles it! The Seahawks win! The Seahawks win!”
DB
I think Dallas is the team to beat. Name me the 3 top WR for Philly last week and their college without looking it up.
I am just saying it may be hard making a tradition of winnnign of these guys.
Carolina may surprise folks this year too.
We’ll see how it goes.
I still have to look at the games this week more (I play the spread and totals).
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Giants? Puhleeeese. No pass rush anymore. They still have Goober McManning trying to run the offense. He pisses down his leg faster than any QB in the league.
I would say 4 NFC Championchip games and a Super Bowl is any thing but folding. “God’s” Team hasnt even won a playoff game in 10 years
And That Pants pissing QB for the Giants made the Cowboys and The Pats look silly last years
How many times will T.O. Cry like a little bitch this year b/c someone gives his QB shit? I bet after that Romo was so touched that he sucked T.O. off and gave him a reach around.
But either way it will be a good game, I still think its a push but The Eagles will pull it out.
Have a nice day =)[/quote]
How sure are you that Philly will win? Enough to make it interesting? Or are you one of those that loves to talk as long as it’s safe?
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Says the guy whose QB has shown himself to be the pre-eminent “Mr. Fold in the clutch”. Will he ever win a playoff game?
Flashback: “and the Cowboys are lined up for the winning FG, which is essentially just an extra point. Here’s the snap…oh, Romo fumbles it! The Seahawks win! The Seahawks win!”
DB[/quote]
Well - you got me there. I guess Dallas, with 13 pro-bowlers, should just quit now since Romo fumbled a snap 2 fucking years ago.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I have 2 entries, and took Indy and San Diego in Week 1.
I’m hoping the Chargers start this season off a little better than last year…[/quote]
Ouch.
Ok F-Nation, so your football analysis ain’t shit. Here’s what God Almighty thinks of Week 1, 2008. Thanks to guys at KSK for their fine work.
[i]Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares. But those people are wrong. God does control the games, AND He cares a great deal. Today, He explains why He let the outcomes of Week 1 in the NFL happen as they did.
I made the Eagles of Philadelphia destroy the Rams of St. Louis because the people of St. Louis are not righteous, worshipful people. They are ugly, and dumb, and they overeat far too much for My tastes. I see these people late night, sneaking out of bed and going to snack on the birthday cake they have hidden away in the closet. They disgust me. I made man in My own image, and these people are ruining that fucking image.
I allowed the Saints of New Orleans to get by the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay because it felt right the right thing to do. I also made Reggie Bush score a TD, because I knew if he had a good game, his girlfriend Kim would do her Godly, girlfriendly duties and ride him like a chariot. That’s the one advantage of being all-seeing and all-knowing: You can watch people fuck ALL THE TIME.
I injured Tom Brady’s knee because Tom Brady has not been humble before Me. He has been lying in bed with lascivious women of ill repute. He has imbibed wine. He has eschewed his duties to his church in favor of jetting around the world with his tight-bodied little Brazilian strumpet. And frankly, it’s starting to get on my fucking nerves. No one should be having more fun than me, dammit. I’m fucking GOD. That is not right. So I snapped his leg like a little twig. Felt great.
I made the Raiders of Oakland lose because Al Davis is a filthy Jew.
Also, I have abandoned Oakland as a whole. It knows what it did.
I injured Vince Young’s knee and made him go bonkers because Vince Young does not lead the kind of lifestyle I approve of. He dances shirtless. He does not praise Me for his good fortune. Worst of all, he does not pray to Me for guidance, and there is no greater sin. I’ve been watching this game for 100 years. I think I know quite a bit about footwork. But does this little shit ever ask Me what I think about his mechanics? Fuck that guy.
I allowed the Panthers of Carolina to pull out that miracle win against the Chargers of Saint Diego. And don’t tell me it wasn’t a miracle. It WAS a fucking miracle. I made it happen, okay? I would know.
I made the Redskins lose against the spread because I made a bet against them with Helen Keller. She still doesn�??t know I’m God. I told her I’m Warren Zevon. Easy money. I wish they had kept the point spreads in the back of the Bible, like I had originally commanded.
I made the Bengals of Cincinnati lose to the Ravens of Baltimore because the Bengals are unrepentant sinners. They have stolen. They have lied. They have coveted and known the wives of others. Also, one time, I saw Carson Palmer sneak into a back alley and give this really shifty-looking guy a handjob. Real vigorous one, too. Pretty gross. Had to sneak a peek at Brady taking Gisele to Poundtown to help get that image out of My brain.
I also made the Vikings of Minnesota lose, just because I like to screw with people.
Thanks God! Stick around more divine analysis all year long![/i]
[quote]JGerman wrote:
I think Dallas is the team to beat. Name me the 3 top WR for Philly last week and their college without looking it up.
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Reggie Brown, Hank Baskett, DeSean Jackson (Cal). No idea what schools Brown and Baskett went to, nor do I care to look it up. McNabb has won with a lot less than that, and he did it BEFORE Westbrook became a top 3 RB. Philly is going to be tough this year.
The Falcons were the surprise of the weekend for me. 318 yds on the ground is amazing, I don’t care who it comes against. Detroit should be ashamed.
TKO, that shit is hilarious.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
I have 2 entries, and took Indy and San Diego in Week 1.
I’m hoping the Chargers start this season off a little better than last year…
Ouch.[/quote]
Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, fucking Week 1.
Hey RainJack: You confident enough in your Cowboys to endorse me picking them as a winner in one of my suicide pool entries?
I’m no Cowboys fan, but nobody hates the Eagles more than me. I’ll be attending, and likely fending off assault, at the Steelers/Eagles game next week. Should be fun.
Oh, and my favorite ‘expert’ prediction for the Super Bowl, courtesy of Mike Golic: Steelers vs. Cowboys
[quote]rainjack wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Says the guy whose QB has shown himself to be the pre-eminent “Mr. Fold in the clutch”. Will he ever win a playoff game?
Flashback: “and the Cowboys are lined up for the winning FG, which is essentially just an extra point. Here’s the snap…oh, Romo fumbles it! The Seahawks win! The Seahawks win!”
DB
Well - you got me there. I guess Dallas, with 13 pro-bowlers, should just quit now since Romo fumbled a snap 2 fucking years ago.
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I don’t know where I said they should quit. I was merely responding to your comment about McNabb folding every year when he has accomplished far more than Romo (or any Dallas QB in the last 10 years). But, if you want to discuss those 13 pro-bowlers, weren’t they on last year’s one and done team? I think that was the team that followed up the previous year’s one and done performance, but I guess I could be mistaken.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
There’s no one in the NFC that comes close to God’s Team.
Philly? horse shit. McNabb will fold. He does it every year.
Says the guy whose QB has shown himself to be the pre-eminent “Mr. Fold in the clutch”. Will he ever win a playoff game?
Flashback: “and the Cowboys are lined up for the winning FG, which is essentially just an extra point. Here’s the snap…oh, Romo fumbles it! The Seahawks win! The Seahawks win!”
DB
Well - you got me there. I guess Dallas, with 13 pro-bowlers, should just quit now since Romo fumbled a snap 2 fucking years ago.
I don’t know where I said they should quit. I was merely responding to your comment about McNabb folding every year when he has accomplished far more than Romo (or any Dallas QB in the last 10 years). But, if you want to discuss those 13 pro-bowlers, weren’t they on last year’s one and done team? I think that was the team that followed up the previous year’s one and done performance, but I guess I could be mistaken.
DB[/quote]
And how many rings do the Eagles have? That’s what I thought.
How many seasons has McNabb been labeled as finished? He has been sucking wind for the last two seasons - ever since he lost TO.
I guess we’ll see how it goes next Monday.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
And how many rings do the Eagles have? That’s what I thought.
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LOL, always my favorite argument! I can use it with anyone, except 'Boys and Niners fans.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
rainjack wrote:
And how many rings do the Eagles have? That’s what I thought.
LOL, always my favorite argument! I can use it with anyone, except 'Boys and Niners fans.[/quote]
Fine, then I’ll play.
How many championships have your teams won? More than 12? Didn’t think so.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
rainjack wrote:
And how many rings do the Eagles have? That’s what I thought.
LOL, always my favorite argument! I can use it with anyone, except 'Boys and Niners fans.
Fine, then I’ll play.
How many championships have your teams won? More than 12? Didn’t think so.[/quote]
If you do that, then we have to let Cleveland and Chicago play. Plus, I think you should only be allowed to count championships you were alive to witness.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
rainjack wrote:
And how many rings do the Eagles have? That’s what I thought.
LOL, always my favorite argument! I can use it with anyone, except 'Boys and Niners fans.
Fine, then I’ll play.
How many championships have your teams won? More than 12? Didn’t think so.
If you do that, then we have to let Cleveland and Chicago play. Plus, I think you should only be allowed to count championships you were alive to witness. [/quote]
Come on, I was alive in 1929.
Green Bay is still ahead of Chicago and Cleveland. I did my homework and checked. (I knew they were ahead of Chicago, but I wasn’t sure of Cleveland.)
