New Spider Man Wants to be Gay

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[quote]Waittz wrote:
Look I am not vehemently apposed to it because of the subject of homosexuality. I am apposed to it because it is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in regards to comic movies. When they wanted to reboot the Ryan Renolds failed attempt at Green Lantern as a gay man I had no issues, because he comes out in the comics.

I was flipping out when they spilled rumors about not killing Gwen Stacy. Gwen Stacy needs to die, and MJ needs to be the love interest. Don’t fuck with spiderman just because being the topic of homosexuality is in the spotlight these days. Having Parker not be in love with MJ is changing the entire concept of Park/Spiderman dynamic. No fucking bueno.

Garfield doesnt deserve to wear the spandex. [/quote]
wrong gl Reynolds played Hal Jordan the gay GL is Alan Scott the original golden age gl who.is just all sorts of messed up to dc’s 52. As far as Spidey playing hide the webs in man ass hey if Hollywood wants to have Johnny Storm black why not make spiderman gay? wasn’t the ultimate spiderman supposed to be gay at one point I believe Bendis had made comments about it when they had killed the ultimate Peter Parker

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Puts new meaning to Web Shooter[/quote]
I know there’s a “spider sense tingling” joke sitting right there, I just can’t figure it out.

But yeah, this’ll go nowhere because Mary Jane is such a big part of Parker’s life. It can’t just be swapped out with Mikey Joe. I still say Donald Glover could’ve probably pulled off the role, but that didn’t go anywhere either because people just couldn’t wrap their heads around it.[/quote]

Perhaps if you only had a raging clue?

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[quote]zecarlo wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
They wonder why other cultures hate our country.

Every other culture throughout history has shunned homosexuality for a reason.

Why does this generation of Americans feel they have the right to go against our fathers and grandfathers way of thinking? [/quote]

What cultures hate us for tolerating gays? Outside of the Middle East that is.

You need to study history. You could also look up Bacha bazi although a man of your worldly experience should know all about that.

Because our fathers and grandfathers and their fathers and grandfathers did the same thing. If they didn’t, there would never have been a USA. [/quote]

You believe whatever sick lies you wish to fill your day with.

You believe this more than you believe anything. When this country falls and I suspect it will, there will be hunters.

I am not one of the hunters but I know these hunters will come for certain people and they will ignore all chaos surrounding them and they will find the traitors and they will punish them with great prejudice.

You believe that as much as you believe I have a John Wayne poster on a wall somewhere and I don’t mean John Wayne Gacy.

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]zecarlo wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
They wonder why other cultures hate our country.

Every other culture throughout history has shunned homosexuality for a reason.

Why does this generation of Americans feel they have the right to go against our fathers and grandfathers way of thinking? [/quote]

What cultures hate us for tolerating gays? Outside of the Middle East that is.

You need to study history. You could also look up Bacha bazi although a man of your worldly experience should know all about that.

Because our fathers and grandfathers and their fathers and grandfathers did the same thing. If they didn’t, there would never have been a USA. [/quote]

You believe whatever sick lies you wish to fill your day with.

You believe this more than you believe anything. When this country falls and I suspect it will, there will be hunters.

I am not one of the hunters but I know these hunters will come for certain people and they will ignore all chaos surrounding them and they will find the traitors and they will punish them with great prejudice.

You believe that as much as you believe I have a John Wayne poster on a wall somewhere and I don’t mean John Wayne Gacy.

[/quote]

Yeah, but if those “hunters” start with gay people and if I get the general drift liberal college professors or some such, they are pretty much irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

It would be a form of acting out, no more.

People like that do not lead succesful revolutions.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]zecarlo wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
They wonder why other cultures hate our country.

Every other culture throughout history has shunned homosexuality for a reason.

Why does this generation of Americans feel they have the right to go against our fathers and grandfathers way of thinking? [/quote]

What cultures hate us for tolerating gays? Outside of the Middle East that is.

You need to study history. You could also look up Bacha bazi although a man of your worldly experience should know all about that.

Because our fathers and grandfathers and their fathers and grandfathers did the same thing. If they didn’t, there would never have been a USA. [/quote]

You believe whatever sick lies you wish to fill your day with.

You believe this more than you believe anything. When this country falls and I suspect it will, there will be hunters.

I am not one of the hunters but I know these hunters will come for certain people and they will ignore all chaos surrounding them and they will find the traitors and they will punish them with great prejudice.

You believe that as much as you believe I have a John Wayne poster on a wall somewhere and I don’t mean John Wayne Gacy.

[/quote]

Yeah, but if those “hunters” start with gay people and if I get the general drift liberal college professors or some such, they are pretty much irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

It would be a form of acting out, no more.

People like that do not lead succesful revolutions.[/quote]

It won’t be a revolution. It won’t be little people and I would start preparing some sort of plan to deal with chaos, broken country and martial law.

It’s coming, ready yourselves and your families. Protect them. You will see the military in our cities in a short span of time.

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]zecarlo wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
They wonder why other cultures hate our country.

Every other culture throughout history has shunned homosexuality for a reason.

Why does this generation of Americans feel they have the right to go against our fathers and grandfathers way of thinking? [/quote]

What cultures hate us for tolerating gays? Outside of the Middle East that is.

You need to study history. You could also look up Bacha bazi although a man of your worldly experience should know all about that.

Because our fathers and grandfathers and their fathers and grandfathers did the same thing. If they didn’t, there would never have been a USA. [/quote]

You believe whatever sick lies you wish to fill your day with.

You believe this more than you believe anything. When this country falls and I suspect it will, there will be hunters.

I am not one of the hunters but I know these hunters will come for certain people and they will ignore all chaos surrounding them and they will find the traitors and they will punish them with great prejudice.

You believe that as much as you believe I have a John Wayne poster on a wall somewhere and I don’t mean John Wayne Gacy.[/quote]
Great answer.

I wonder how many gay friends Wayne had since he was a product of Hollywood.

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WOW.

This is almost as strange as the Guy on the History channel who believes Aliens fucked George Washington to give Birth to the Republic…or something like that

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[quote]Quasi-Tech wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Puts new meaning to Web Shooter[/quote]
I know there’s a “spider sense tingling” joke sitting right there, I just can’t figure it out.

But yeah, this’ll go nowhere because Mary Jane is such a big part of Parker’s life. It can’t just be swapped out with Mikey Joe. I still say Donald Glover could’ve probably pulled off the role, but that didn’t go anywhere either because people just couldn’t wrap their heads around it.[/quote]
Perhaps if you only had a raging clue?[/quote]
Feel free to enlighten me.

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man?

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[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.

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whoa this got weird fast. we aint hating gays so we can knock that shit off right now, we are talking about alternating a classic superheros story just because it fits the time. There is no difference in appeal, we want to see new versions, better acting, better actions, slight story manipulation etc, not far reaching efforts to be bold. Why not make spiderman black? Why don’t we ship him to fight in the Iraq confrontation, etc, these things don’t need to be done.

There are no new stories, there are only new ways to tell old stories.

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Puts new meaning to Web Shooter[/quote]
I know there’s a “spider sense tingling” joke sitting right there, I just can’t figure it out.

But yeah, this’ll go nowhere because Mary Jane is such a big part of Parker’s life. It can’t just be swapped out with Mikey Joe. I still say Donald Glover could’ve probably pulled off the role, but that didn’t go anywhere either because people just couldn’t wrap their heads around it.[/quote]
Donald Glover has the perfect personality for Spiderman

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.[/quote]

Spidey, you gay bro?

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[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.[/quote]

Spidey, you gay bro?[/quote]

I’ll have no choice if they make him gay in the movie. I have to model my life completely after Peter Parker. I killed my last blonde gf, and am dating a red head.

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[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.[/quote]

Spidey, you gay bro?[/quote]
He gay, Bro.

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.[/quote]

Spidey, you gay bro?[/quote]

I’ll have no choice if they make him gay in the movie. I have to model my life completely after Peter Parker. I killed my last blonde gf, and am dating a red head. [/quote]
#inkbound

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What is so fucking special about being queer?

I’ve worked in a gay bar and for the life of my I dont see anything special. I’ve walked through large gay districts such as the Blue area in manchester, just the same except for the worst part of the male and female ego and sexuality on show by the arse load.

Nothing special whatsoever.

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]DSSG wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Andrew Garfield and that series would be dead to me if they jumped the shark like that.

Gwen has to die and Mary Jane is Parker’s wife.

No if’s and’s or but’s. Anything else and it’s not Spider-Man[/quote]

This^
[/quote]
How do you feel that your user name is spidey, and we will likely link you with the gay spider man? [/quote]

It happens.

But seriously this won’t happen. Too much fan boy rage. Garfield is just trolling everyone.[/quote]

Spidey, you gay bro?[/quote]

I’ll have no choice if they make him gay in the movie. I have to model my life completely after Peter Parker. I killed my last blonde gf, and am dating a red head. [/quote]

Now you will have to kill your red headed gf and get you an a@@ pounding. jk, but it is funny.

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
I killed my last blonde gf, and am dating a red head. [/quote]
Everyone should do this imo.