New Resolution

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.

I’m glad you’re alive and no one else was hurt.

Get your shit together man, seriously.

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.[/quote]

I had to google Brumbies.

You kill da horsees.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.[/quote]

I had to google Brumbies.

You kill da horsees.

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If it ain’t the brumbies and the jambucks, it’s the bleedin’ kookaburras.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.[/quote]

I had to google Brumbies.

You kill da horsees.

[/quote]

If it ain’t the brumbies and the jambucks, it’s the bleedin’ kookaburras. [/quote]

Thats probably fluffy bunnies and kittens.

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.[/quote]

If he had, he’d know that far from failing, Darwin is doing very well indeed.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
If it ain’t the brumbies and the jambucks, it’s the bleedin’ kookaburras. [/quote]

Thats probably fluffy bunnies and kittens. [/quote]

Close. Fluffy sheep and loud, annoying birds.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]spiderman739 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

How long did it take for someone to arrive at the scene of the accident?[/quote]

Ah…my licence is suspended for being an habitual offender. Fortunately the tow truck driver arrived first and I got a lift with him to town then a taxi to the hospital. Haven’t heard a thing yet from the boys in blue but I’m dreading receiving one of those letters from the police in the mail. Sometimes they come weeks later. Presumably when it’s a slow day for them they go back over their book and look for someone to charge. Did I mention this is the second sternum fracture? The doc said it looks like a chicken split down the middle with a cleaver.[/quote]

I hope the police impose the maximum fine, penalty, or sentence. You are a menace to society.[/quote]

I’m guessing you’re unfamiliar with Australian rural roads. Kangaroos? Yes. Emu? Yes. Brumbies? Yes. Snakes? Yes. People? No.[/quote]

apparently the only people out there have a sub 100 IQ and no control of their right foot. Darwin has failed [/quote]

Have you been here? It’s pretty obvious you haven’t.[/quote]

I had to google Brumbies.

You kill da horsees.

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Not yet. I’ve had to remove pieces of roo from my radiator with my bushcraft knife though.

Pic - watch out for all those pedestrians you menace! The Nullarbor Plain has only recently been tar sealed and it’s difficult to maintain the tarmac due to its length(longest straight road in the world[2700kms]) and the road trains that damage it. Bring your own water as refusal often offends.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/a/7/a77fd_ORIG-021_TopTen_Nullarbor1.jpg

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

Pic - watch out for all those pedestrians you menace! The Nullarbor Plain has only recently been tar sealed and it’s difficult to maintain the tarmac due to its length(longest straight road in the world[2700kms]) and the road trains that damage it. Bring your own water as refusal often offends.[/quote]