New Conan Trailer

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Chastity belt. Iron [/quote]

Smart man.

Does she have a younger sister?

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Chastity belt. Iron [/quote]

Smart man.

Does she have a younger sister?
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She was a rare find, took me years to find an only child Mexican. Was looking for the Orphan but this worked.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

I dont doubt you for a minute, just thought you should know.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?[/quote]

If you’re a Conan fan, watch it regardless of what anyone says.

But if you’re not a fan, then wait for the Spill guys to review.

Crom…

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?[/quote]

If you’re a Conan fan, watch it regardless of what anyone says.

But if you’re not a fan, then wait for the Spill guys to review.

Crom…[/quote]

I will watch it no matter what, I dont read the reviews. I do not like going in with somebody else’s impression of any movie. Self full filling prophecy.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?[/quote]

If you’re a Conan fan, watch it regardless of what anyone says.

But if you’re not a fan, then wait for the Spill guys to review.

Crom…[/quote]

I will watch it no matter what, I dont read the reviews. I do not like going in with somebody else’s impression of any movie. Self full filling prophecy.
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Me too. If a movie piques my interest, I’ll watch it regardless. Reviews won’t sway me. Some people’s taste in movies sucks.

My only concern is that a true Conan movie was always going to be a double-edged sword.
Robert E. Howard directly engendered the sword and sorcery genre of movies through Conan. All of the '80s barbarian movies like Beastmaster were Conan imitators. All of them.

Unfortunately, that means a modern commercial Conan movie is open to genre cliches, like the gay emo rock trailer soundtrack Wol talked about earlier.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?[/quote]

If you’re a Conan fan, watch it regardless of what anyone says.

But if you’re not a fan, then wait for the Spill guys to review.

Crom…[/quote]

I will watch it no matter what, I dont read the reviews. I do not like going in with somebody else’s impression of any movie. Self full filling prophecy.
[/quote]

Me too. If a movie piques my interest, I’ll watch it regardless. Reviews won’t sway me. Some people’s taste in movies sucks.

My only concern is that a true Conan movie was always going to be a double-edged sword.
Robert E. Howard directly engendered the sword and sorcery genre of movies through Conan. All of the '80s barbarian movies like Beastmaster were Conan imitators. All of them.

Unfortunately, that means a modern commercial Conan movie is open to genre cliches, like the gay emo rock trailer soundtrack Wol talked about earlier.

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If he fucks a witch and cuts off body parts then I am okay with this movie. Period. Gay emo music or not. Bonus if there are tits.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay Roy I watched it no mention of nose or makeup. Still interesting though well we all now know he will not see us on here, dude has not PC, Email, cell phone etc. [/quote]

Shit! Bastards edited the interview. I can’t find the original and I only watched it two days ago. It was deffo that interview because it’s the only one I’ve seen.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/debbiedowner/news/?a=44205[/quote]

Roy, I have a bad feeling. I read(skimmed) some reviews and it isn’t looking good. I can only pray that Conan can conquer the Apes and slay the vampire.[/quote]

So you saying we should wait for the Spill guys?[/quote]

If you’re a Conan fan, watch it regardless of what anyone says.

But if you’re not a fan, then wait for the Spill guys to review.

Crom…[/quote]

I will watch it no matter what, I dont read the reviews. I do not like going in with somebody else’s impression of any movie. Self full filling prophecy.
[/quote]

Me too. If a movie piques my interest, I’ll watch it regardless. Reviews won’t sway me. Some people’s taste in movies sucks.

My only concern is that a true Conan movie was always going to be a double-edged sword.
Robert E. Howard directly engendered the sword and sorcery genre of movies through Conan. All of the '80s barbarian movies like Beastmaster were Conan imitators. All of them.

Unfortunately, that means a modern commercial Conan movie is open to genre cliches, like the gay emo rock trailer soundtrack Wol talked about earlier.

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If he fucks a witch and cuts off body parts then I am okay with this movie. Period. Gay emo music or not. Bonus if there are tits.[/quote]

I totally agree. When it comes to genre cliches, witch fucking, limb hacking and gratuitous nudity should be the basic story points every aspiring Hollywood writer should form a script around. Kull the Conquerer didn’t have any of these and it was shit.

Wol,

LMGTFY = let me google that for you!!!

CRUSH THE WEEK!!!

Good use of genre cliches:

CROM! Grant me success at the Box Office! If you do not listen, then the hell with you.

Doesn’t Rose McGowan play a witch in this movie? If she does we all know she’s gonna get that sweet Cimmerian lovin and then get tossed into some kind of firepit.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Doesn’t Rose McGowan play a witch in this movie? If she does we all know she’s gonna get that sweet Cimmerian lovin and then get tossed into some kind of firepit.[/quote]
Can we throw her in a fire in real life? I really hate that woman.

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Doesn’t Rose McGowan play a witch in this movie? If she does we all know she’s gonna get that sweet Cimmerian lovin and then get tossed into some kind of firepit.[/quote]
Can we throw her in a fire in real life? I really hate that woman.[/quote]

no grudgefucking? =(

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Doesn’t Rose McGowan play a witch in this movie? If she does we all know she’s gonna get that sweet Cimmerian lovin and then get tossed into some kind of firepit.[/quote]
Can we throw her in a fire in real life? I really hate that woman.[/quote]

I hate her too. With my penis.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Doesn’t Rose McGowan play a witch in this movie? If she does we all know she’s gonna get that sweet Cimmerian lovin and then get tossed into some kind of firepit.[/quote]
Can we throw her in a fire in real life? I really hate that woman.[/quote]

I hate her too. With my penis.[/quote]

Would you really go where Marylin Manson has gone before you?