Neighbor Almost Killed Everyone..Update!

[quote]Petermus wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
congragulations you have white trash junkie neighbors. its like massachusetts state law your neighbors will either be obnoxious white trash or obnoxious hatians.

i wish i had asian neighbors. theyre so quiet. they may do random construction projects which seem to always involve a fence and smell a bit but unless the dad is flipping out on everyone theyre pretty quiet.

we had some really trashy neighbors and then we moved to a private community thing… I think we are the trashy neighbors now LOL! The people here never leave their houses ever and everyone spends a ton of money on lawn care ect.

The woman across the street is like 70 and every week during the summer A professional came and cut the lawn and trimmed the bushes ect

The girl sounds like my brothers old live in girlfriend… she was an idiot! One time she actually made brownies…made a huge mess and when we told her to clean it up all she could say was she made brownies!

which she then took the whole pan into her room. She drank heavily and smoked in her room… hundreds of fag butts when she left[/quote]

fag butts…you arent FROM massachusetts are you?

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Petermus wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
congragulations you have white trash junkie neighbors. its like massachusetts state law your neighbors will either be obnoxious white trash or obnoxious hatians.

i wish i had asian neighbors. theyre so quiet. they may do random construction projects which seem to always involve a fence and smell a bit but unless the dad is flipping out on everyone theyre pretty quiet.

we had some really trashy neighbors and then we moved to a private community thing… I think we are the trashy neighbors now LOL! The people here never leave their houses ever and everyone spends a ton of money on lawn care ect.

The woman across the street is like 70 and every week during the summer A professional came and cut the lawn and trimmed the bushes ect

The girl sounds like my brothers old live in girlfriend… she was an idiot! One time she actually made brownies…made a huge mess and when we told her to clean it up all she could say was she made brownies!

which she then took the whole pan into her room. She drank heavily and smoked in her room… hundreds of fag butts when she left

fag butts…you arent FROM massachusetts are you?[/quote]

What, they don’t have Fag Butts in Massachusetts?

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Petermus wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
congragulations you have white trash junkie neighbors. its like massachusetts state law your neighbors will either be obnoxious white trash or obnoxious hatians.

i wish i had asian neighbors. theyre so quiet. they may do random construction projects which seem to always involve a fence and smell a bit but unless the dad is flipping out on everyone theyre pretty quiet.

we had some really trashy neighbors and then we moved to a private community thing… I think we are the trashy neighbors now LOL! The people here never leave their houses ever and everyone spends a ton of money on lawn care ect.

The woman across the street is like 70 and every week during the summer A professional came and cut the lawn and trimmed the bushes ect

The girl sounds like my brothers old live in girlfriend… she was an idiot! One time she actually made brownies…made a huge mess and when we told her to clean it up all she could say was she made brownies!

which she then took the whole pan into her room. She drank heavily and smoked in her room… hundreds of fag butts when she left

fag butts…you arent FROM massachusetts are you?

What, they don’t have Fag Butts in Massachusetts?[/quote]

State Law. Fags must park their butts at the border.

Too bad you can’t just cocoon your apartment in asbestos and let your neighbor issues resolve themselves.

Great story. Write more of these and less of you problems with women.

ANOTHER UPDATE Landlord came by today. He was PISSED at the people on the 2nd floor. There’s one decent girl up there, and I heard him yelling at her. He was saying he can never get in touch with anyone up there, they’ve had all summer to pay back past rent…they’re late for October…he’s had complaints from everyone around us, etc. He sees me on my way out and we talk for awhile. He asks who’s furniture is on the porch (there’s rotting couches and shit) I tell them it’s all from the 2nd floor. He asks about the piles of cigarettes on the porch, again, theirs.

He then tells me "you know, I don’t know why I let that group come back. I had a completely different group of nice people ready to move in. Biggest mistake of my life letting that group come back.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

He then tells me "you know, I don’t know why I let that group come back. I had a completely different group of nice people ready to move in. Biggest mistake of my life letting that group come back.
[/quote]

COME BACK?

lol yeah, they were up there last year…well a core of them, it’s like they rotate. There’s one really sweet girl up there…and then everyone else is a rotating train wreck.

You need a stash of large angry racoons to randomly throw at them or beat into a frenzy and unleash into their apartment.

If that don’t straighten them up they are too far gone and it’s time to move.

funniest shit i read today… Thanks