you’re right. nothing’s your fault. girls just can’t see how awesome you are. That’s on them not you. Best of luck.
Never. I know why I can’t get girls.
Is it because you live under a bridge?
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If you got the rosemary, baby, I got the thyme.
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Golden, man, golden.
Do you actually listen to anything that would actually play a Simon & Garfunkel song?
That was actually a reference to the Clutch song “Promoter (of Earthbound Causes)”, but also a great pun in general
Hahahah. Generational gap…
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
For once she was a true love of mine
Now, that was a “spice girl”.
Oh yeah, I know the song for sure; this was just a more direct lift, haha.
My dad had live recordings of them and many others on reel to reel from his broadcasting days. They’re long gone, but I used to listen to them as a kid.
Overall, OP needs some work. No debate there. On the topic of memes however, as a fellow young person, I do believe that they are not the biggest issue on hand. Would the 30+ year old women other posters may be interested in find them funny? No, absolutely not. And having the biggest part of your presentation of yourself be your meme collection would be a hige mistake, but many, if not most, teenage girls would be laughing at them also.
Really unsure as to why, but memes have become almost an entire new form of communication and humour amongst teens.
Anyway, just wanted others to know - it’s not quite as lame as it may seem to all you old people 
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Thoughts on memes: Meme Culture | The Masculinity Revelation
“Poorly designed memes are eroding our language, our grammar, and our interpretations of basic concepts. Bad memes are actually destroying the way we communicate and think, not making communications quicker and easier.”
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Last time I checked memes are for humor and not deep thought stuff.
But bad memes accomplish neither.
So have you actually been to a party in the last 10 weeks since you started this thread?
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I don’t go to parties. People do stupid stuff at highschool parties.
As a former loner in highschool who never got invited to highschool parties-
If you are invited to a party, I strongly suggest you go to those parties and actually interact with people face to face.
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You can be the sensitive Christian guy who doesn’t go to parties or interact with people, but you can’t be the sensitive Christian guy who doesn’t go to parties or interact with people BUT he gets laid and picks up girls on Instagram and drops panties with memes.
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THIS is going to be my Halloween costume this year … I’m sure to win some motherfuckin’ prizes!!
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And that kinda defeats the purpose @tlgains
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