'Natural' Alternative to AAS

Pharma
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Found this on Cnn.com right now, don’t know if it’s already been posted. It’s supposedly an “alternative” to steroids.

http://www.liveinformed.com/adfusion.aspx?UserFeedGuid=c6722689-c0c7-4c9a-a119-76c59caea5bc&ArticleId=1210&title=Building-Strength-and-Muscle-without-Illegal-Subst&reload=true

Just to point out a couple things:

A former Mr. Florida stated:

So, he stated the WEIGHT he was LIFTING increased 30%. So if he benched 200lbs, it increased to 260lbs in a FEW weeks?? I can’t see this as much more than just a ploy to trick the uneducated gym-goers who pay $65 for creatine from Biotest.

And of course, as usual, they state about steroids:

Can’t ever forget to throw in the roid rage.

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[quote]
According to studies and research, using anabolic steroids merely inflates your muscles (hence the term “juiced”) and does not provide permanent results[/quote]

Oh, how I wish I could see these so-called studies they get this from.

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Diabetes? Thats a new one. I think they also cause tuberculosis, aids, demntia,agoraphobia,elepantitis, gayness, sex addiction, and your penis falls off. Definitely use Stemulite. Definitely.

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[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
Diabetes? Thats a new one. I think they also cause tuberculosis, aids, demntia,agoraphobia,elepantitis, gayness, sex addiction, and your penis falls off. Definitely use Stemulite. Definitely. [/quote]

Stemulite is so dumb.

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[quote]Contrl wrote:

According to studies and research, using anabolic steroids merely inflates your muscles (hence the term “juiced”) and does not provide permanent results

Oh, how I wish I could see these so-called studies they get this from.[/quote]

I know exactly how they get these studies. They use young, high-school athletes who do a stupid cycle and then don’t know to do PCT afterwards. Of course they aren’t going to keep their gains. Not only did they fail to do PCT but also in many cases damaged their endocrine system by using before it was developed.

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Just like Contrl said, I would like to see these studies, considering they DON’T CONDUCT STUDIES.

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Everything on the interwebz is cold, hard fact.

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My friend was asking me about this about a month ago. I can’t remember all the obvious bs I pointed out to him but one thing is that the inventor claims stemulite to cause hyperplasia (new muscle cells) as opposed to just hypertrophy (increasing the size of muscle cells).

Last time I checked it was still considered to be uncertain whether hyperplasia even occurs in humans. It seems like it’s possible but isn’t going to happen by accident. I watched a video on youtube where the inventor was talking and maybe he was just dumbing stuff down but he seriously seemed like he didn’t even know what he was talking about in a lot of the stuff.

If it’s true then we’ll still be hearing about it in 2 years but I doubt we will be.