My Roomate is a Cheater

[quote]John S. wrote:
Ok so my rommate is a real creep, he wants me to sleep at home every night. I have this girl that lives about an hour and a half away that thinks I am her boyfriend, she comes up on the weekends and I fuck her but she is crazy. I am spending a lot of time at this other girls house and I think my roommate is getting pissed.

I think my roommate is gay, what should I do?[/quote]

I nominate the above to the tmag hall of fame post responses.

[quote]John S. wrote:
Ok so my rommate is a real creep, he wants me to sleep at home every night. I have this girl that lives about an hour and a half away that thinks I am her boyfriend, she comes up on the weekends and I fuck her but she is crazy. I am spending a lot of time at this other girls house and I think my roommate is getting pissed.

I think my roommate is gay, what should I do?[/quote]

The win is strong with this post.