My New Weight!

Since Oprah revealed that she’s 200 lbs now, I’ve decided to discontinue using lbs or kg and just say that I weigh 1.213 Oprah.
How about you?

I’m 1.115 Oprah

I’m 1 Oprah. That’s up .1 Oprahs in four months!

.94 Oprah

.965 Oprah this morning, according to my Tanita BF monitor/scale.

Someone should ask her how to bulk up?

1.15 oprahs, aiming for 1.5 oprahs

1.3 oprahs

1.05 Oprah

.95 Oprahs. I wonder if its because Mengie and Gary aren’t with her anymore. (10pts for the ppl who get it)

[quote]elano wrote:
.95 Oprahs. I wonder if its because Mengie and Gary aren’t with her anymore. (10pts for the ppl who get it)[/quote]

Her dogs, hence an absence of physical activity (walking them) ?

I’d love to see what an Oprah cheat meal looks like. I don’t peg her for the pizza type. I know for sure she has some ultra premium chocolate in the back of her cupboard though.

1.1 oprah

I just hit 1 Oprah 2 days ago. I’m pretty proud of myself. 1.1 Oprahs is the new goal.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
elano wrote:
.95 Oprahs. I wonder if its because Mengie and Gary aren’t with her anymore. (10pts for the ppl who get it)

Her dogs, hence an absence of physical activity (walking them) ?[/quote]

Errrrrrnnnntt try again.
Hint: it comes from a south park episode staring oprah and toweliee.

[quote]Artem wrote:
I just hit 1 Oprah 2 days ago. I’m pretty proud of myself. [/quote]

Dude I don’t care how fat a woman is, it is never okay to hit her got it? Sick SOB.

I’m ashamed that I’m only 1.1 oprah

Hey guys, the world record bench press is at 5 oprahs + one of her dildo’s
Deadlift under WPO is also at 5 oprahs + her little dog
Squat is at 6 (!) oprahs all holding a 10 pound bucket of icecream

It doesn’t sound that much anymore

I weigh 0.975 Oprahs = 0.1551313 peakUribes (pU) [i][1].

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[quote]elano wrote:
.95 Oprahs. I wonder if its because Mengie and Gary aren’t with her anymore. (10pts for the ppl who get it)[/quote]

You’re a towel.

Between 1.435 and 1.475 oprah