[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
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Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
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Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is[/quote]
Lmao…sorry to hear that, friend…that’s unfortunate
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
[/quote]
Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is[/quote]
Lmao…sorry to hear that, friend…that’s unfortunate
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[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
[/quote]
Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is[/quote]
Lmao…sorry to hear that, friend…that’s unfortunate
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well you’re no help … figures from a Phillys fan ;)[/quote]
Well, at least I’m not from Cleveland! That’ll just get messy…
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
[/quote]
Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is[/quote]
Lmao…sorry to hear that, friend…that’s unfortunate
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well you’re no help … figures from a Phillys fan ;)[/quote]
Well, at least I’m not from Cleveland! That’ll just get messy…
[/quote]
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Put it in her butt? shrugs
[/quote]
Tried that … she felt it was a “micro-agression” … wasn’t sure if I should be offended or not as I don’t know what the fuck that is[/quote]
Lmao…sorry to hear that, friend…that’s unfortunate
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well you’re no help … figures from a Phillys fan ;)[/quote]
Well, at least I’m not from Cleveland! That’ll just get messy…
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only if it’s steamy[/quote]
Now we’re all gettin’ somewhere…
Now where the hell are pics of this OP’s scenario?
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Yep and a puffy Han Solo vest.
Not sure how to get rid of her, but I do know, under no circumstances are you to allow her to give you a blow job. She will never leave then.
[quote]Yogi wrote:
came home to find a fucking load of dead flies in my bathroom. No open window anywhere, no way for them to get in.
Fucking Candyman shit now[/quote]
One time I said “Pumpkin Spice Latte” three time in the mirror.
A white girl in yoga pants and Uggs came out of the mirror screaming “I can’t even!”
Scared the shit out of me.[/quote]
I’m assuming she had on a flannel shirt and big rimmed glasses with no lenses … same shit happened to me. Now she’s “occupying” my guest room refusing to pay rent - any advice on how to get rid of her?[/quote]
Yep and a puffy Han Solo vest.
Not sure how to get rid of her, but I do know, under no circumstances are you to allow her to give you a blow job. She will never leave then.[/quote]
fuuuuuuuuck … where were you with that advice a week ago? Balls, my wife is going to be so upset
I’m dealing with an issue now with my current landlords. They seemed like the nicest people when I started to rent there. Drive around with Jesus stickers on their car and are constantly referring to Christ and blessing everyone.
Turns out they’re fucking psychotic, money hungry con artists.
