My GNC Story

Hey, if you’re not a stripper, I want my $20 back! (kidding…you can keep it)

(seriously…kidding!)

[quote]aikigreg wrote:
Hey, if you’re not a stripper, I want my $20 back! (kidding…you can keep it)

(seriously…kidding!)

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Who tips a stripper with $20? If she’s not willing to take my $1 bill with something other than her hands, she isn’t getting my money.

Sorry for the hijack.

I take it you haven’t seen the kid again?

He probably moved to your neighborhood and applied at a neer by GNC.

That would be cool to have a stalker.

I hate GNC they no longer will except exchanges without a reciept any more, and the one freaking time I take a chance and try a new protein product(I was almost out of Grow! and the product was on sale). well of course I lose the reciept and the product made me feel like a tazmanian devil was trying to claw its way out of my stomach,or like one of those alien chest bursters. I know the sales man was just doing his job, but after he told me to stake out a gym,like some drug dealer, and try to sale it to one of the gym goers to try and get me money back that way. He had the balls to try and sale me over one hundred dollars worth of merch.

[quote]SWR-1222D wrote:
aikigreg wrote:
Hey, if you’re not a stripper, I want my $20 back! (kidding…you can keep it)

(seriously…kidding!)

Who tips a stripper with $20? If she’s not willing to take my $1 bill with something other than her hands, she isn’t getting my money.

Sorry for the hijack.

I take it you haven’t seen the kid again?

He probably moved to your neighborhood and applied at a neer by GNC.

That would be cool to have a stalker.[/quote]

I hear two dollar bills work well, I guess it tricks them into thinking that they’re getting a twenty…??? And hey even if they do notice that it’s a two they still might think, “hmm there’s something special about this guy”

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Another thing, the manager said the clerk had been “let go” due to “ethical concerns”…sheesh.[/quote]

Read… Homosexual. :wink:

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
WTF is up with Hawaii nowadays? Creeps… :)[/quote]

Send Dog the bounty hunter after him.

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Well, a friend said that’s what you get for going to GNC since we all know GNC sucks!

[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
Read… Homosexual. :wink:

lothario1132 wrote:
WTF is up with Hawaii nowadays? Creeps… :slight_smile:

Send Dog the bounty hunter after him.

|/ 3Toes
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[quote]chinadoll wrote:
OMG…I’m…going…to… fall…off…the…chair …cracking…up…

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Is that sarcasm or just excessive use of the “dot”?

Either way, I stand by my statements.

[quote]doogie wrote:
Either way, I stand by my statements.

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Yeah, she’s smokin’ hot, no argument there. But dude, you wouldn’t really refer to china as your “stripper friend” just to sound cool to the losers at GNC, wouldya? I mean, come on.

ALRIGHT Doogie! I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who’s returned a supplemnet and used the squirts as an excuse. They ask nothing and get you out of the store as quickly as possible. I highly reccomend it.

[quote]afterlord wrote:
I hear two dollar bills work well, I guess it tricks them into thinking that they’re getting a twenty…??? And hey even if they do notice that it’s a two they still might think, “hmm there’s something special about this guy”[/quote]

I prefer to tip them with the Sakajawea dollar coins;-)

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
afterlord wrote:
I hear two dollar bills work well, I guess it tricks them into thinking that they’re getting a twenty…??? And hey even if they do notice that it’s a two they still might think, “hmm there’s something special about this guy”

I prefer to tip them with the Sakajawea dollar coins;-)

DB[/quote]

Just like playing the slot machines.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Well, a friend said that’s what you get for going to GNC since we all know GNC sucks!
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lol…who said that?

Doogie~
This made me lmfao! I work in an ER, and it’s true, NO ONE ever questions the runs! Never thought about it that way but true!

[quote]doogie wrote:
I would buy stuff, use it, then return one pill/scoop for a refund while complaining of getting the runs from the product. NO ONE ever questions the runs.[/quote]

[quote]doogie wrote:

  1. You are smoking hot. If I had a “nodding” relationship with you (that I knew wasn’t going anywhere else), I would tell all kinds of lies about you in order to boost my ego. I’m sad like that.

I’m with Doogie hear…I see no problem. In fact I’ve been showing friends your pictures from this site and telling them you’re my ‘stripper’ girlfriend.