My Fiancee is Struggling Desperately to Lose Weight

[carlbm]

You had your Fiancee do blood test why exactly?

[SkyzykS]

Put her on a strict regiment of d-bol 25 mg. twice a day, squats and a gallon of milk per day.

She’ll have dat Brazilian ba-donk-a-donk in 8-10 weeks.

[sparkyo]

Was this it ?

My 21 Y/O Fiancee's Metabolism is Absolutely Horrible and I Don't Know What to Do

I have never met someone her age with a worse metabolism. She’s 21 years old, 5’10 207 and I honestly think her daily calories burned rate is probably 1100 even though all the calculators online say she should be burning 2600 per day. She works out very intense with weights 3 times a week, runs around with kids all day at work, etc… when she eats 500 calories (basically 1 healthy meal all day), she loses like 1 - 2 lbs a week… when she eats 1300-1800, she gains all the weight back. I have her t…

[s.gentz]

@sparkyo

Was this it ?

I have never met someone her age with a worse metabolism. She’s 21 years old, 5’10 207 and I honestly think her daily calories burned rate is probably 1100 even though all the calculators online say she should be burning 2600 per day. She works out very intense with weights 3 times a week, runs around with kids all day at work, etc… when she eats 500 calories (basically 1 healthy meal all day), she loses like 1 - 2 lbs a week… when she eats 1300-1800, she gains all the weight back. I have her

This thread was awesome!!

[bulldog9899]

[bighdx]

??

May be the best reply ever.

[SkyzykS]

@sparkyo

Was this it ?

Yeah.

It’s May again too, just 2021 this time!

WTF?!?

[bigmax]

summer is coming…hahaha he is hungry for someone else than his gf

[galgenstrick]

@SkyzykS

I swear this exact topic was presented in the beginners forum almost verbatim about a year ago by some troll

Yeah, I remember that one haha.

[deandre_va_der_saar]

Weight issues usually come after marriage, not before.
If she’s having all these issues already you need to ditch her. Find someone who doesn’t need to desperately lose weight.
Be honest, be respectful, and tell her you don’t have the money to pay a surgeon to have a 95 pound mole taken off her ass.

(Sorry I’m rewatching the Sopranos)

[AceDaBrain]

skyzyks, she has a gigantic booty now… she just wants to lose weight

Carl, both me and her were curious if she had fukked up metabolism. She did all the tests for health and blood tests and doctor said she was perfectly healthy.

[aldebaran]

@AceDaBrain

Carl, both me and her were curious if she had fukked up metabolism. She did all the tests for health and blood tests and doctor said she was perfectly healthy.

You have your answer.

She burst in tears because she cheated and feels bad and guilty.

Or you’re a troll

[bulldog9899]

@aldebaran

Or you’re a troll

Lol… well if it’s actually the same guy from the original thread. Last I understood multiple accounts is a major no…no. @Chris_Colucci might have something to say.

[SkyzykS]

@AceDaBrain

skyzyks, she has a gigantic booty now… she just wants to lose weight

Well there wasn’t much wrong with it before.

So, if I’m hearing you right, since last may she has been exercising and cutting cals, but it hasn’t been enough?

[jdm135]

Dude this is almost verbatim from last year. Should have let him post the pic and see if he uses the same one.

[RT_Nomad]

Maybe she made some improvement since last year.
Post 2020 pic and a 2021 pic.

[bigmax]

gigantic booty

[carlbm]

Mate - you have less credibility than a North Korean news broadcast.

[The_Mighty_Stu]

Ahhhh the “I must have broken my metabolism because I can’t lose weight and I only eat air” threads…

A quick google of starvation experiments shows that the body will keep losing if you’re in a deficit no matter what you say or think.

S

[flappinit]

I genuinely used to think people could consume laughably small portions and their metabolism would prevent them from losing weight, so the original thread was at least informative for me. Finding out the original was trolling and then seeing this is just interesting - what inspires somebody to just make stuff up out of thin air over the course of years?