[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
wow I’m not sure but I think this is the angriest thread I have read on here to date.
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I tend to bring that out in people. I have no idea why.
Does anyone know why I am such a lightning rod for hatred?
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
RJ- Shit happens, and when it rains, it pours. I know you’ll pull through this, and by now, you’ve probably forgot about most of it.
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I wish I could say you are right - but I spent last night listening to some sort of construction-type fan blowing on the sub-flooring all night trying to dry it out.
I have spent this morning painting the little utility closet, and pulling those little fucking staples out of the floor.
You know those little staples they tack down the carpet pad with? The bastards that put in the carpet 8 years ago must have been paid by the number of staples they used.
And just a little lesson for those of you out there that might think it cool to body slam a washer: When you are 42 years old - the body will get it’s revenge on you the next morning. I think I dislocated an ovary.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
And just a little lesson for those of you out there that might think it cool to body slam a washer: When you are 42 years old - the body will get it’s revenge on you the next morning. I think I dislocated an ovary.
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Hahaha, that’s what you get, you hothead 
[quote]rainjack wrote:
I thought college punks were more predisposed to figuring out why they want to fuck their mom than needing a daddy figure.
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Most college schedules leave a lot of time free. Lots of opportunities to ponder and stick your thumb up your ass.
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Just in case you missed it - there wasn’t much water left in the washer seeing as how my bedroom carpet was underwater. [/quote]
Thanks, I caught that… but leaks can be in a lot of places in washing machines, and I’ve seen more than a few that have dumped tons of water and yet somehow retained enough to make them difficult to move.
But leave it to you to make me look like a fool for complimenting you!
Get a raincheck on father’s day, you ornery bastard.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
RJ- Shit happens, and when it rains, it pours. I know you’ll pull through this, and by now, you’ve probably forgot about most of it.
I wish I could say you are right - but I spent last night listening to some sort of construction-type fan blowing on the sub-flooring all night trying to dry it out.
I have spent this morning painting the little utility closet, and pulling those little fucking staples out of the floor.
You know those little staples they tack down the carpet pad with? The bastards that put in the carpet 8 years ago must have been paid by the number of staples they used.
And just a little lesson for those of you out there that might think it cool to body slam a washer: When you are 42 years old - the body will get it’s revenge on you the next morning. I think I dislocated an ovary.
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I remember body slamming and dropping a few elbows on a drunk garbage can a few years back at a bachelor party.
That damn garbage can kept bumping into me and gettin’ in my way. Which makes sense considering how many keg stands it did.
Yup, that garbage can sure did get it’s ass handed to it that night. And if my current washing machine keeps stopping in the middle of spin cycles it might see the same fate!
I’m a bad man… BAD MAN!
[quote]nephorm wrote:
rainjack wrote:
I thought college punks were more predisposed to figuring out why they want to fuck their mom than needing a daddy figure.
Most college schedules leave a lot of time free. Lots of opportunities to ponder and stick your thumb up your ass.
Just in case you missed it - there wasn’t much water left in the washer seeing as how my bedroom carpet was underwater.
Thanks, I caught that… but leaks can be in a lot of places in washing machines, and I’ve seen more than a few that have dumped tons of water and yet somehow retained enough to make them difficult to move.
But leave it to you to make me look like a fool for complimenting you!
Get a raincheck on father’s day, you ornery bastard.[/quote]
I didn’t mean to make you look foolish.
You’re just so much more smart, witty and sarcastic than I am. It makes me feel inferior, then I over compensate, get nervous and it all comes out wrong.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
You’re just so much more smart, witty and sarcastic than I am. It makes me feel inferior, then I over compensate, get nervous and it all comes out wrong.
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Yeah, yeah. We all know your particular brand of acerbic wit is inimitable.
Somehow, I doubt you’ve felt inferior a day in your life.
I, on the other hand, am a withering ball of insecurity.
So when are you coming back to the politics board?
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Somehow, I doubt you’ve felt inferior a day in your life.[/quote]
I remember very distinctly - it was the freshman football. I was a late blooming white kid on what was, for all intents and purposes, an all black team. The coaches made us shower after practice. Need I elaborate?
Then, and when I read your posts. Seriously.
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So when are you coming back to the politics board?[/quote]
When the republican party grows a collective nutsack and starts acting like the republicans that took the house in 1994.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
wow I’m not sure but I think this is the angriest thread I have read on here to date.
I tend to bring that out in people. I have no idea why.
Does anyone know why I am such a lightning rod for hatred?
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Nephorm has it right, it is all about Daddy issues.
Nothing left to rebell against anymore…
Sniff…
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Miserere wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
I’m sorry that your fathers day sucked monkey balls, but hell you got a sweet ass truck out of it. (As long as it’s not the H3…those little windows kill me)
Are you referring to the hummer he got…? Errr… Are you serious…? [scratches head]
I much preferred the particular brand of hummer that I received over that of the 4-wheeled variety. [/quote]
kidding, hence the sucking monkey balls, but I was serious about those damn windows. (doing product testing on that damn truck now actually)
Haha you may be a lightning rod for hatered but hell man thats a sweet set-up you got going for you and being able to spend that much time with your kids!!
Are you a CPA? I’m doing my audit hours now for it.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
And you won’t win here because, quite frankly - no one gives a flying fuck about how rich you are. Neither do the weights.
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One of the best statements ever on this site, RJ!
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Bullshit on what?
You don’t get it. I picked a washing machine up and body slammed it. I never threw it.
My son was in awe. But I told him to shut the fuck up. Then I yelled at my wife and told her to get me another fucking beer from the cooler.
Then I took my shirt off right before the cops showed up on yet another domestic disturbance call, hoping they would have a camera crew with them. But the disappointment continued as they were not shooting “Cops” that early in the morning.
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LOL, that is good stuff.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
When the republican party grows a collective nutsack and starts acting like the republicans that took the house in 1994.
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Ah, the good old days. Newt and the Contract with America. [sigh]
Thanks for sharing your fathers day. I thought it was funny. That was the point, right?
As for texasguy… he would probably piss on his grandfather because of the hard work he did to provide for his family. You know, because he didn’t get born into it. What a tool.
His lack of humility and grace (read: class) sure made this thread entertaining. Not at your expense; at his reputations expense.
My water heater is beginning to act suspiciously…its been watching me out of the corner of it’s eye. I’m beginning to think its up to no good. Think I’ll go kick it’s ass!
Later, Dudes!!
RJ,
Sorry to hear about your bum day yesterday. Happy belated Father’s Day.
When you think about it, you are a father everyday of the year, so technically, everyday is Father’s Day. You have a loving, caring family that loves you everyday, no matter what happens.
And hopefully, all the future father’s days will be better than yesterday.
Mother’s Day, '06, my basement flooded. My mom’s mom died.
[quote]texasguy wrote:
oh no! puuleeeaassssseeee! respect me! i don’t think i can carry on!
and i still smell jelousy. i’ve been smelling it pretty much all my life.
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I’m actually in the minority of people who think you are spot-on regarding certain observations. I even agree that being as of afraid of debt as the OP is, is about as freaking unsophisticated as it gets - especially when it means working hard enough to earn 139K while living like a pauper. Being afraid of debt is like being afraid of the rain.
That being said, just because someone calls you an ass doesn’t mean they are jealous. That sounds more like a self-protection mechanism. Instead of reflecting on what is directed your way, you brush it off as “That’s just what a jealous person would say.”
It’s a shame you brush people off like that, as you seem like a smart person with some good insights.
Just for the record:
texasguy IS a twat.
Holy crap this thread grew fast.
I have nothing further to add.