[quote]texasguy wrote:
I think Im better than everyone else!
Everyone pay attention to me!
My mommy says Im really awesome! [/quote]
Pissing contests are worthless if theres only one person involved. Youve already managed to piss on your already sterling rep around here. Quit while youre less behind.
TQB, a belated Happy Fathers Day to you. Sorry to hear about your son. Unfortunately it takes a life altering event for some people to realize what is really important to them. All the best to you and your family.
[quote]TQB wrote:
Well, I spent Father’s Day helping my son puke from the chemo he is going through. Now what was it that is so important you had to Internet-fight about?[/quote]
[quote]texasguy wrote:
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your 2-3 years vs 30 doesn’t make the house cheaper, it just means you paid it off earlier. you still sink the same cost if you beat the mortgage game, but you can get more house.
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Back to school for financial advice. If he saves for 2 -3 years and then pays cash while living in his other house debt free he will end up paying less for his house than if he took out a mortgage and paid interest for a few years before he paid it off.
It seems you grew up a rich boy, don’t understand money and will likely piss away all the money daddy has earned.
I don’t give a crap about any pissing match in regards to who makes what.
Unless it’s make steaks and lobster tails, which I made for us for father’s day ( no on touches my grill other than my 12 year old boy. He’s burger grilling trained, but not the serious stuff).
24 oz porterhouse steaks from a local butcher ( Tarone’s Family Market in Hazleton, Pa), 10 oz lobster tails, and a little party keg of Heneiken did the trick.
It was a great weekend.
[quote]TQB wrote:
Well, I spent Father’s Day helping my son puke from the chemo he is going through. Now what was it that is so important you had to Internet-fight about?[/quote]
That’s being a great dad. It does put it in perspective what’s important.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
On a side note - what is it about me that dipshit college kids find so attractive? And why is it always one these spoiled brat prick faces instead of the hot co-eds? [/quote]
You’re just a daddy figure, I suppose. They need to impress you.
Anyway, happy father’s day. Washers are heavy as shit, especially when they still have a lot of water in them. Good GPP.
[quote]TQB wrote:
Well, I spent Father’s Day helping my son puke from the chemo he is going through. Now what was it that is so important you had to Internet-fight about?[/quote]
Sorry to hear about your son. With your help he can beat it.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
rainjack wrote:
On a side note - what is it about me that dipshit college kids find so attractive? And why is it always one these spoiled brat prick faces instead of the hot co-eds?
You’re just a daddy figure, I suppose. They need to impress you.
Anyway, happy father’s day. Washers are heavy as shit, especially when they still have a lot of water in them. Good GPP.[/quote]
The Dryer will now work perfectly, since it knows what happens if it gets out of line. ;D
As yes, perspective. TQB - I hope things work out.
OP - you had a day to remember - I bet your kids will brag one day that you got so pissed that you actually body-slammed a washer!
Texasguy - lol! youre so transparent its painful! You better keep hiding behind daddy otherwise from the sound of your “values” youll be eaten alive.
T-Nation sure is great for entertaining posts.
Rainjack, maybe you can talk your family into giving you another father’s day next Sunday, given the circumstances.
For the record, my last name used to be Gates, but I had it changed since I don’t like to brag too much. I was an illegitimate child of my dad, Bill.
I don’t normally tell people this, but thought I should say it in this thread because I have an inferiority complex.
That is all.
Rainjack,
I laughed at your original post and I laughed hard because it reminded me of a particular lawn mower I used to own.
What I did to that mower felt great and it also resulted in a new mower.
As far as flooring, I’ve discovered that the laminate wood lookalike stuff is not good for places where there may be water standing for any length of time. The water soaks in and causes it to swell and the edges rise up.
Also, I don’t know what happened to your washer but you can get those hoses with a check valve in them which is supposed to sense a leak and shut off flow. It’s given me piece of mind if nothing else.
Hope you can laugh about it all sooner rather than later.
Holmdog
[quote]texasguy wrote:
rainjack wrote:
texasguy wrote:
Even more stupid rich college kid bullshit.
I don’t really care about how good some college prick does in his/her internship.
If you think I am jealous of anything you have bragged about it just shows how stupid you are.
This thread is about something that happened to me this morning - not how rich your granddad is, or how poor and stupid you think I am.
ProfX is right - I didn’t think I could have less respect for you than I already did. I was wrong.
What is it again I am supposed to be jealous of? Oh…I think it was how rich your granddad and your dad are.
On a side note - what is it about me that dipshit college kids find so attractive? And why is it always one these spoiled brat prick faces instead of the hot co-eds?
oh no! puuleeeaassssseeee! respect me! i don’t think i can carry on!
and i still smell jelousy. i’ve been smelling it pretty much all my life.
it’s cool. why don’t hot college chicks like you?
probably because you are an old tool bag.
lighten up and you’ll get laid more.
and you can attempt to avoid my own accomplishments. i expected it really. once the jelousy sets in, that is all there is to it.
i work hard, i accomplish more than my peers and by the time i reach your age i’ll be plenty accomplished on my own accord, plus i’ll have the stuff you don’t.
if asking what i’ve done on my own and then ignoring it causes you lose respect for me that’s fine. illogical, however very common.
jelousy is a monster. [/quote]
It’s spelled “jealousy”. I guess all that money can’t teach you to spell.
You are a prick.
[quote]texasguy wrote:
if asking what i’ve done on my own and then ignoring it causes you lose respect for me that’s fine. illogical, however very common.
jelousy is a monster. [/quote]
I asked what I was supposed to be jealous of - you have yet to answer that.
I addressed your “accomplishents” by saying that college shit means dick in the real world. I do appreciate the fact that you know how to start a lawn mower. Name one fucking kid in the real world that hasn’t mowed yards.
Regrettably, you will never have to participate in the real world because, as you so eloquently put it, all you had to do was be born.
Take away everything you have that was given to you - and what do you have? Just another punk-ass college dick that thinks he knows everything because he mowed yards when he was 12 and got into a good internship.
Did I ever say I was rich? I think that was your assumption. Am I proud of the fact that I am debt free? Fucking A, Elroy.
Maybe you should take a look around. You have been told to STFU by several people here. You are making yourself into an increasingly larger vagina with every post.
And you won’t win here because, quite frankly - no one gives a flying fuck about how rich you are. Neither do the weights.
[quote]TQB wrote:
Well, I spent Father’s Day helping my son puke from the chemo he is going through. Now what was it that is so important you had to Internet-fight about?[/quote]
I am sorry for your son’s illness. I hope you and he beat it.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Did Samir and Michael Bolton help you destroy the washing machine while Geto Boys music played in the background?[/quote]
That was the first thing I thought of! 
Rainjack: Ask your family to give you a rain(jack)check for your father’s day. Maybe you can cash it in next Sunday. I don’t think yesterday should count towards your father’s day quota.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
You’re just a daddy figure, I suppose. They need to impress you.
Anyway, happy father’s day. Washers are heavy as shit, especially when they still have a lot of water in them. Good GPP.[/quote]
I thought college punks were more predisposed to figuring out why they want to fuck their mom than needing a daddy figure.
Anyhow -
Just in case you missed it - there wasn’t much water left in the washer seeing as how my bedroom carpet was underwater.
[quote]SWR wrote:
For the record, my last name used to be Gates, but I had it changed since I don’t like to brag too much. I was an illegitimate child of my dad, Bill.
I don’t normally tell people this, but thought I should say it in this thread because I have an inferiority complex.
That is all. [/quote]
Trust me - I am sorry for putting a dollar amount on anything. I did that simply to let HH know that I was not in financial trouble.
I have been here for 5-6 years now. You would think I would have learned by now not to talk about money.
[quote]Miserere wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Did Samir and Michael Bolton help you destroy the washing machine while Geto Boys music played in the background?
That was the first thing I thought of!
Rainjack: Ask your family to give you a rain(jack)check for your father’s day. Maybe you can cash it in next Sunday. I don’t think yesterday should count towards your father’s day quota.[/quote]
I couldn’t figure out what malonetd was referring to until just now. How can I not know an Office Space reference?
In all honesty - I don’t need a day to celebrate father’s day.
I’m not going to get all Dr. Phil-ish - but I have the luxury of only working a few hours a week. I get to spend more time with my kids than most people I know.
So much so, that the kids are sick of me already, and looking forward to the start of school. But like the prof said - I am a jackass.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
You don’t get it. I picked a washing machine up and body slammed it. I never threw it.
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That’s cool man, I’m sure it was cool and all but I’m not impressed until ya’ pull a stop sign out of the ground j/k. You definitely deserve a do-over next Sunday.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
SWR wrote:
For the record, my last name used to be Gates, but I had it changed since I don’t like to brag too much. I was an illegitimate child of my dad, Bill.
I don’t normally tell people this, but thought I should say it in this thread because I have an inferiority complex.
That is all.
Trust me - I am sorry for putting a dollar amount on anything. I did that simply to let HH know that I was not in financial trouble.
I have been here for 5-6 years now. You would think I would have learned by now not to talk about money. [/quote]
Yea, I know. I was referring to our very own Golden-Child Texasguy.