"jesus christ. what are you? a fucking sasquatch? my pubes would be like velcro if i ever fucked you in the ass : ) "
LOL that is some funny shit!!!
Haha, don’t EVER nair your ass. My friend, who is one hairy mofo, called me one day to tell me how smooth his recently naired ass was. I remembered trying that on my chest back when I was younger and less wise. So I told him to call me in a few days…he did and he said that it was the biggest mistake of his life. I guess when it starts to grow back, it’s an itch fest that is so uncomfortable it will just piss you off all day long. End hijack.