[quote]Makavali wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
But what is the actual population on T-Nation that body builds…
It’s pretty sad that you have to ask that. Worse is the fact that it’s a valid question.[/quote]
Don’t worry Frank! You’re already in that percentage! 
This reminds me of an unkind joke that I heard, but it sure made me laugh, so I will share it.
A woman is at the grocery store waiting in line with her items on the counter.
A young man gets in line behind her and looks at her items: 1 frozen dinner, 1 coke, 1 apple, and 1 candy bar.
He says, “wow… you must be single.”
She smiles and says, “how did you guess?”
He says, “because you’re fat and ugly.”
yes… yes… a very very mean joke
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
He says, “because you’re fat and ugly.”[/quote]
Best. Joke. Ever.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
That is me washing the cat.
Holy crap! …I thought you were the cat.
And I might as well mention that, unfortunately, I am not an oil tycoon that takes advantage of DRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAINNNNAAAAAGGGGEEE.
Eli…if I have a Metabolic Drive protein shake…and you have a Metabolic Drive protein shake…and this is my straw – are you watching?..[/quote]
Alright now I have to do the whole thing…
…And my straw…reaches…acrOoooOooss the room…and starts to drink your Metabolic Drive shake…I…drink…your…Metabolic Drive SHAKE! SLUUURRRRP! I DRINK IT UP!
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Jerkwad wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
That is me washing the cat.
Holy crap! …I thought you were the cat.
And I might as well mention that, unfortunately, I am not an oil tycoon that takes advantage of DRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAINNNNAAAAAGGGGEEE.
Eli…if I have a Metabolic Drive protein shake…and you have a Metabolic Drive protein shake…and this is my straw – are you watching?..
Alright now I have to do the whole thing…
…And my straw…reaches…acrOoooOooss the room…and starts to drink your Metabolic Drive shake…I…drink…your…Metabolic Drive SHAKE! SLUUURRRRP! I DRINK IT UP![/quote]
I actually thought that movie kinda sucked.
And Danny Tanner represents me in every way possible.