[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I saw this exact sort of thing on “1,000 Ways to Die”. Good luck to you because it looked like a God-awful way to go out.
But seriously, if you’re getting an increasing amount of bright red blood, you might have a fissure (tear). If it’s more of a lighter shade of a small amount of blood, you just have a dry anus. Whether its just your run-of-the-mill dried, cracked anus or a fissure, you still need to get more fiber. If it’s a fissure, you might want to see a proctologist also. I see some recommend Benefiber, but I swear by Citrucel (the powder you mix with water, not the tablets) and GNU fiber bars. You basically need to soften and standardize your poo.
DB[/quote]
Or resort to using DB’s fist attachment in his avatar.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I saw this exact sort of thing on “1,000 Ways to Die”. Good luck to you because it looked like a God-awful way to go out.
But seriously, if you’re getting an increasing amount of bright red blood, you might have a fissure (tear). If it’s more of a lighter shade of a small amount of blood, you just have a dry anus. Whether its just your run-of-the-mill dried, cracked anus or a fissure, you still need to get more fiber. If it’s a fissure, you might want to see a proctologist also. I see some recommend Benefiber, but I swear by Citrucel (the powder you mix with water, not the tablets) and GNU fiber bars. You basically need to soften and standardize your poo.
DB[/quote]
Maaaan, I think I might have a fissure based on your description. Except is not so close to my asshole, it’s clser to the top of my asscrack.
I’ve been working on getting more fibre which has started to help with my shits, but I’ll probably see a doctor about it after my last exam [Sunday]. Like every time I wipe lately there’s some blood, sometimes it’s bad, and other times it’s the light coloured kind. Might be infected to, it smells awful, too. Worse than a shitty ass crack.
What sucks is that my doctor looks like that John Mark Karr guy, real talk. So it’s gonna be awkward having him inspect my ass. EDIT:Not to mention that’s me in my avatar. Kidding.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I saw this exact sort of thing on “1,000 Ways to Die”. Good luck to you because it looked like a God-awful way to go out.
But seriously, if you’re getting an increasing amount of bright red blood, you might have a fissure (tear). If it’s more of a lighter shade of a small amount of blood, you just have a dry anus. Whether its just your run-of-the-mill dried, cracked anus or a fissure, you still need to get more fiber. If it’s a fissure, you might want to see a proctologist also. I see some recommend Benefiber, but I swear by Citrucel (the powder you mix with water, not the tablets) and GNU fiber bars. You basically need to soften and standardize your poo.
DB[/quote]
Maaaan, I think I might have a fissure based on your description. Except is not so close to my asshole, it’s clser to the top of my asscrack.
I’ve been working on getting more fibre which has started to help with my shits, but I’ll probably see a doctor about it after my last exam [Sunday]. Like every time I wipe lately there’s some blood, sometimes it’s bad, and other times it’s the light coloured kind. Might be infected to, it smells awful, too. Worse than a shitty ass crack.
What sucks is that my doctor looks like that John Mark Karr guy, real talk. So it’s gonna be awkward having him inspect my ass. EDIT:Not to mention that’s me in my avatar. Kidding.[/quote]
Sound like you have a Pilonidal Cyst. That would be more near the tailbone.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I saw this exact sort of thing on “1,000 Ways to Die”. Good luck to you because it looked like a God-awful way to go out.
But seriously, if you’re getting an increasing amount of bright red blood, you might have a fissure (tear). If it’s more of a lighter shade of a small amount of blood, you just have a dry anus. Whether its just your run-of-the-mill dried, cracked anus or a fissure, you still need to get more fiber. If it’s a fissure, you might want to see a proctologist also. I see some recommend Benefiber, but I swear by Citrucel (the powder you mix with water, not the tablets) and GNU fiber bars. You basically need to soften and standardize your poo.
DB[/quote]
Maaaan, I think I might have a fissure based on your description. Except is not so close to my asshole, it’s clser to the top of my asscrack.
I’ve been working on getting more fibre which has started to help with my shits, but I’ll probably see a doctor about it after my last exam [Sunday]. Like every time I wipe lately there’s some blood, sometimes it’s bad, and other times it’s the light coloured kind. Might be infected to, it smells awful, too. Worse than a shitty ass crack.
What sucks is that my doctor looks like that John Mark Karr guy, real talk. So it’s gonna be awkward having him inspect my ass. EDIT:Not to mention that’s me in my avatar. Kidding.[/quote]
That may not be you in your avatar but who is it?!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I saw this exact sort of thing on “1,000 Ways to Die”. Good luck to you because it looked like a God-awful way to go out.
But seriously, if you’re getting an increasing amount of bright red blood, you might have a fissure (tear). If it’s more of a lighter shade of a small amount of blood, you just have a dry anus. Whether its just your run-of-the-mill dried, cracked anus or a fissure, you still need to get more fiber. If it’s a fissure, you might want to see a proctologist also. I see some recommend Benefiber, but I swear by Citrucel (the powder you mix with water, not the tablets) and GNU fiber bars. You basically need to soften and standardize your poo.
DB[/quote]
Maaaan, I think I might have a fissure based on your description. Except is not so close to my asshole, it’s clser to the top of my asscrack.
I’ve been working on getting more fibre which has started to help with my shits, but I’ll probably see a doctor about it after my last exam [Sunday]. Like every time I wipe lately there’s some blood, sometimes it’s bad, and other times it’s the light coloured kind. Might be infected to, it smells awful, too. Worse than a shitty ass crack.
What sucks is that my doctor looks like that John Mark Karr guy, real talk. So it’s gonna be awkward having him inspect my ass. EDIT:Not to mention that’s me in my avatar. Kidding.[/quote]
Sound like you have a Pilonidal Cyst. That would be more near the tailbone.
V[/quote]
Thanks man, I’m checking it out right now.
[btw you seem to have an expertise involving all things ass-crack. Impressive.]