[quote]Rohnyn wrote:
Judging by your posts, I’m assuming muscule implants are like lumps of matter you put in your body with no functional use… I don’t understand the point of such a thing.
I brought it up because someone in the Rodrigo thread was talking about muscular implants and I’m like , wtf really?[/quote]
It sounds like you think muscle implants are actually muscle. That doesnt make sense. Breast implants aren’t mammary tissue. Calf, pec, glute implants are made of various synthetic materials. [/quote]
Now they can transfer fat into ones boobs… instead of synthetic material as well. [/quote]
The funniest part of this whole thing is the thread’s idea might have a small amount of truth. In the same way that the mass from fat leads to extra leverage, the extra mass from an implant might have a same effect. In the very least a pec implant would shorten the distance the bar has to move on a bench press, leading to an increase in relative strength. I don’t understand why it is so fun to bastardize some kid with a legitimate question. The estrogen that has been floating through T-Nation with the stalker threads must have carried into this one.
Flame on though, don’t let me fuck up the momentum.
OP I’m going to rip your eyes out with my penis. Yeah, that’s right, I’m going to skull fuck you. Then I’m going to squat down and shit inside each eye socket. Then I’m gonna get a cucumber and stick it up your urethra. Sideways. Bam.
[quote]Deorum wrote:
The funniest part of this whole thing is the thread’s idea might have a small amount of truth. In the same way that the mass from fat leads to extra leverage, the extra mass from an implant might have a same effect. In the very least a pec implant would shorten the distance the bar has to move on a bench press, leading to an increase in relative strength. I don’t understand why it is so fun to bastardize some kid with a legitimate question. The estrogen that has been floating through T-Nation with the stalker threads must have carried into this one.
Flame on though, don’t let me fuck up the momentum.[/quote]
I can understand not wanting to jump on the fag-draggin bandwagon, but come on. you’re struggling to find some sort of logic in the OP’s question. You’re thinking too much into it.
The OP seems to think that two chests, one built with hard work and the other with implants, would be about the same in strength, or that getting calf implants will make you jump higher.
[quote]Deorum wrote:
The funniest part of this whole thing is the thread’s idea might have a small amount of truth. In the same way that the mass from fat leads to extra leverage, the extra mass from an implant might have a same effect. In the very least a pec implant would shorten the distance the bar has to move on a bench press, leading to an increase in relative strength. I don’t understand why it is so fun to bastardize some kid with a legitimate question. The estrogen that has been floating through T-Nation with the stalker threads must have carried into this one.
Flame on though, don’t let me fuck up the momentum.[/quote]
I can understand not wanting to jump on the fag-draggin bandwagon, but come on. you’re struggling to find some sort of logic in the OP’s question. You’re thinking too much into it.
The OP seems to think that two chests, one built with hard work and the other with implants, would be about the same in strength, or that getting calf implants will make you jump higher.
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Lmao, I know. As I was typing it I wanted to flame too. Someone had to help him a little though.
I didn’t even know wtf a muscular implant was. Read the post. If you guys wanna be jackasses and assume I live in your Uptown American white suburb where we make fun of old lawyers who get muscle implants then, god speed.
However, I’ve never heard of the thing, nor could find any information about it, other than some short clip of some guy on mtv who flexed his calfs, and they moved and flexed like a normal muscle.
This is something I did not understand, a breast implant does not appear like a normal breast, where as this calf flexed like a muscle, making me wonder if it was somehow fused to the fibers and tendons and came off some animal and was grown like the human ear on a rat.
Just because I am a curious individual who doesn’t assume shit blindly, doesn’t make me a troll or a retard. I didn’t grow up in your first world upper class cosmetic culture, so perhaps I’m not accustomed to all your wasteful decadent bullshit.
If this is so obvious, why don’t one of you guys make a wiki on it. Seeing as this is absolutely common knowledge, perhaps you might share it with the under educated plebians of the world.
[quote]Rohnyn wrote:
If this is so obvious, why don’t one of you guys make a wiki on it. Seeing as this is absolutely common knowledge, perhaps you might share it with the under educated plebians of the world.[/quote]
It’s better off if you don’t know certain things. We don’t want you getting tooooo smart and attempt to take over our pretty cosmetic society.
I didn’t even know wtf a muscular implant was. Read the post. If you guys wanna be jackasses and assume I live in your Uptown American white suburb where we make fun of old lawyers who get muscle implants then, god speed.
However, I’ve never heard of the thing, nor could find any information about it, other than some short clip of some guy on mtv who flexed his calfs, and they moved and flexed like a normal muscle.
This is something I did not understand, a breast implant does not appear like a normal breast, where as this calf flexed like a muscle, making me wonder if it was somehow fused to the fibers and tendons and came off some animal and was grown like the human ear on a rat.
Just because I am a curious individual who doesn’t assume shit blindly, doesn’t make me a troll or a retard. I didn’t grow up in your first world upper class cosmetic culture, so perhaps I’m not accustomed to all your wasteful decadent bullshit.
Have your fun guys, I don’t give a fuck.[/quote]
Calf implants are put under the muscle. That is why they have a muscular feel. At least thats what was said on Entourage lol.
to the OP:
Don’t listen to any of the naysayers on this thread. Recent studies indicate that implants are capable of improving peak force output by as much as 193%, can result in improved neuro-muscular coordination, more stamina via increased oxygen flow, faster and more effective recovery, a larger, longer-lasting and more noticeable “pump”, and…oh shit, never mind. I thought you were talking about penile enlargements. My bad.
First hit that came up when I googled muscle implants. It’s not rocket science. [/quote]
Wow, you are so much smarter than me, that’s why the first bold section on this link, which I saw previously, was…
[quote]Body Implants for Medical or Functional reasonsâ??Implant surgery (pec implants, calf implants, deltoid implants, bicep/tricep implants) include surgical reconstruction of affected areas due to vehicular mishaps or injuries…
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It’s amazing how I ever was unsure of the uses and applications of muscle implants. When it’s so obvious they have no functional uses, and are just man tit bags.
