[quote]uber9 wrote:
Coldiron wrote:
uber9 wrote:
yet not one person has mentioned the bodybuilder wearing nothing but a speedo and lifting gloves in public.
Whoa!! Very poor choice of words, but I bet the clown (aka… bodybuilder) in the photo would be impressed.
Hardly a poor choice. Open up a dictionary and read the definition of the word “bodybuilder”. It may not be the way you would describe him, but it’s accurate.[/quote]
I was questioning your perception of the word “bodybuilder”. When I looked at that photo, the first thing that entered my mind was WTF, douchebag, and clown in speedo. You on the other hand saw a bodybuilder wearing a speedo and lifting gloves. The written word can be as revealing as the spoken.
I’ve seen worse muffin tops, way worse than any of these. Just look around your local shopping mall. I just can’t believe these young girls carry so much fat around their middle. We used to wear our jeans even lower back in the seventies, but I don’t remember seeing so much fat back then.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I’ve seen worse muffin tops, way worse than any of these. Just look around your local shopping mall. I just can’t believe these young girls carry so much fat around their middle. We used to wear our jeans even lower back in the seventies, but I don’t remember seeing so much fat back then.
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I think it might have something to do with ‘the ass’ being so essential these days.
Never before, at least on caucasian girls, was a round ass viewed as being as sexually attractive as it is today by most males.
I think the pursuit of this ass, which naturally eludes many caucasian females, may be leaving them with some extra fat around the waist.
Why they completely ignore the gross fat bubbling over the top of their jeans is beyond me though…
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
I’ve seen worse muffin tops, way worse than any of these. Just look around your local shopping mall. I just can’t believe these young girls carry so much fat around their middle. We used to wear our jeans even lower back in the seventies, but I don’t remember seeing so much fat back then.
I think it might have something to do with ‘the ass’ being so essential these days.
Never before, at least on caucasian girls, was a round ass viewed as being as sexually attractive as it is today by most males.
I think the pursuit of this ass, which naturally eludes many caucasian females, may be leaving them with some extra fat around the waist.
Why they completely ignore the gross fat bubbling over the top of their jeans is beyond me though…[/quote]
I think it just a reflection of an entire generation of fat kids raised on a steady diet of sex. Dressing “sexy” or “provocative” is more attractive to young males than an actual attractive female figure. As I have grown older (now 36) I have noticed that many, MANY mothers are WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY hotter and in much better shape than their teenage daughters. It seems to me, showing off a flabby gut is more “attractive” to young guys than covering up a nice slim waist. It’s just a reflection of kids getting fatter, weaker, and more pussified.
Plus the steady diet of MTV sex and you get the attitude of “Who cares what she looks like? She puts out.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
uber9 wrote:
Hardly a poor choice. Open up a dictionary and read the definition of the word “bodybuilder”. It may not be the way you would describe him, but it’s accurate.
Well,
bod-y-build-er /bodi-bilder/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bod-ee-bil-der] Pronunciation Key - Show Pronunciation
-noun
a person who practices bodybuilding.
bod-y-build-ing (bod’e-bil’ding) Pronunciation Key
n. The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
bodybuilder
noun
someone who does special exercises to develop a brawny musculature
Nope, nothing in there about leopard print speedos.[/quote]
You must only be looking at the abridged version, not the full Oxford English dictionary…
btw, the dude’s not a bodybuilder, he’s a street performer down at Venice Beach, he juggles a shotput, and occasionally wears a star spangled banner speedo instead of leopard print
[quote]Professor X wrote:
PGJ wrote:
Plus the steady diet of MTV sex and you get the attitude of “Who cares what she looks like? She puts out.”
When shit gets that bad, isn’t the world supposed to end or something?[/quote]
Everything changed when David Lee Roth left Van Halen. The world hasn’t been right since.
Growing up, we talked about sex and looked at Playboy and stuff, but now kids are OBSESSED with sex from a young age. Thanks to Clinton, oral sex is no longer considered “sex”. It’s prectically First Base now. Try to watch one of those MTV shows. It’s painfully gratuitous. No plot, just rich kids having sex.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
uber9 wrote:
Hardly a poor choice. Open up a dictionary and read the definition of the word “bodybuilder”. It may not be the way you would describe him, but it’s accurate.
Well,
bod-y-build-er /bodi-bilder/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bod-ee-bil-der] Pronunciation Key - Show Pronunciation
-noun
a person who practices bodybuilding.
bod-y-build-ing (bod’e-bil’ding) Pronunciation Key
n. The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
bodybuilder
noun
someone who does special exercises to develop a brawny musculature
Nope, nothing in there about leopard print speedos.[/quote]
Let’s see, “someone who does special exercises to develop a brawny muscular”… looks accurate to me. I’m pretty sure he didn’t get that way playing ping pong.
And where exactly did I say that anyone who wears leopard print speedos is considered a bodybuilder?
btw, the dude’s not a bodybuilder, he’s a street performer down at Venice Beach, he juggles a shotput, and occasionally wears a star spangled banner speedo instead of leopard print[/quote]
I stand corrected.
He juggles a shotput? Just one? Must make for a boring show.
Problem is, muffintops are usually worn in conjunction with noassatall syndrome. You would think some of that fat would collect in their ass instead of just around the waist. Usually doesn’t even make it to the FUPA either.
Worst of all is they think they’re the hottest shit on the planet. It personally makes me ill to see that especially when they have a bad face to match the hideous body. I’ve made small comments in public a few times like,“Don’t you think that shirt is a little snug” only to get a reply from her and her four friends of,“Motherfucker she looks gooooooddddd.” To which I’m speechless.
Oh fuck guys you all. It’s only their business if they want to wear those things. Yes they look like crap, but amen. If it was for you, they shouldn’t be allowed to go to the beach.
They all say they are hot stuff because they know they aren’t. But with three or four of your friends to do it with you, they can pull off the illusion of feeling sexy, being hot, being beautiful or wanted whatever. However if you were to separate one of them from the group, the true colors would show fast.
It’s no different from 40 years ago. People still want acceptance. Now acceptance is showing off a little too much, which isn’t always a good thing, and representing, if not practicing a highly sexual and promiscuos lifestyle.
[quote]E-man wrote:
Worst of all is they think they’re the hottest shit on the planet. It personally makes me ill to see that especially when they have a bad face to match the hideous body. I’ve made small comments in public a few times like,“Don’t you think that shirt is a little snug” only to get a reply from her and her four friends of,“Motherfucker she looks gooooooddddd.” To which I’m speechless.[/quote]
[quote]boatguy wrote:
Problem is, muffintops are usually worn in conjunction with noassatall syndrome. You would think some of that fat would collect in their ass instead of just around the waist. Usually doesn’t even make it to the FUPA either.[/quote]
That would be “fat upper-pussy area”, I believe. Kind of a special extension of the gut. Even more disturbing is when you see a guy with a FUPA- I don’t even wanna know how that happens.
[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
What is FUPA?
That would be “fat upper-pussy area”, I believe. Kind of a special extension of the gut. Even more disturbing is when you see a guy with a FUPA- I don’t even wanna know how that happens.
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huh, wow I could have lived my whole life without that and a quite a little bit of me wishes I had.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
jtrinsey wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
What is FUPA?
That would be “fat upper-pussy area”, I believe. Kind of a special extension of the gut. Even more disturbing is when you see a guy with a FUPA- I don’t even wanna know how that happens.
huh, wow I could have lived my whole life without that and a quite a little bit of me wishes I had.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
I’ve seen worse muffin tops, way worse than any of these. Just look around your local shopping mall. I just can’t believe these young girls carry so much fat around their middle. We used to wear our jeans even lower back in the seventies, but I don’t remember seeing so much fat back then.
I think it might have something to do with ‘the ass’ being so essential these days.
Never before, at least on caucasian girls, was a round ass viewed as being as sexually attractive as it is today by most males.
I think the pursuit of this ass, which naturally eludes many caucasian females, may be leaving them with some extra fat around the waist.
Why they completely ignore the gross fat bubbling over the top of their jeans is beyond me though…[/quote]
Most chicks are to lazy to do the essential work to get the ass coming back at you as opposed to all over everywhere.
After my previous post, I know I will sound like a hypocrite, but if they feel sexy and whatnot from dressing that way, then whatever. If you are happy being a little pudgy, then good on you(up to the point where health becomes an issue). Don’t worry what society thinks, etc. But be smart enough to know you are carrying a little extra. Don’t brag about your ‘sixpack’, and then pull your shirt up to let your pooch fall out(actually had a girl do that to me, really hard not to laugh at her).
I actually prefer a little meat on my wife(especialy in the trunk;), but there is a point of too much, and the wrong kind of ‘meat’.
Besides the muffintops, who told chicks they’re not allowed to have curves anymore? Did I miss a meeting? When did THAT become sexy?
Somebody tell Paris to go eat for a week, and then maybe she’ll look like a woman instead of a 12yo boy.