Observe and Report - I fucking LOVED this! Then again, I like sick, mean humor. This movie is definitely not for everyone. The best way I could describe it is Bad Santa times 10.
Cadillac Records - I liked it. Not great, but good overall. I’ve always liked period pieces about musicians. Although, the genre is starting to feel stale to me. Haven’t we covered everyone by now? Anyway, I thought it had a good cast and had good performances by pretty much everyone involved.
The Spirit - I really wanted to like this, but it’s no Sin City. I thought it was unintentionally funny in parts, but it was just pretty bad overall.
The Guitar - Didn’t really do anything for me. Saffron Burrows stars as a girl that finds out she has throat cancer and decides to kind of go out with a bang. Because of her cancer, she speaks with a very labored voice and breathes like she’s in pain for a large part of the movie and I felt it kind of uncomfortable and distracting.
It was kind of cool at first though how she was just buying up everything she wanted and eating lots of pizza. She was also naked for a good portion of the film (not a great naked body though). Then the movie took a lesbian turn about halfway through and really lost me.
Phantoms - I mainly rented this because of the, “Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms” line from the Kevin Smith films. I didn’t really like this though and didn’t come away from it thinking that Affleck was, in fact, the bomb in this movie. I thought the acting was pretty bad in this, except for Liev Schreiber, who gave kind of a funny performance.
The Reader - Sure, Kate Winslet was good and all, but I thought this movie sucked otherwise. It’s boring and I thought it was pretty pointless. The first half of the movie is about lady seducing a 15-year-old boy, which is kind of cool I guess, but then he’s just a dork about her for the rest of his life. This guy is in high school and college and has women practically throwing themselves at him, but he’s hung up on Kate Winslet.
The second half of the movie I thought was ridiculous. So she’s willing to take the fall just because she doesn’t want to admit she can’t read? Mr. Lovesick doesn’t speak up on her behalf? I don’t know about you but if my choices are life in prison and be embarrassed for admitting I can’t read, I’d take the second option.