Motorcycles in the News

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
Goddamnit, I am so tired of all these freakin’ motorcycle threads.
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Maybe we can mix a motorcyle thread with a religious thread and create some kind of monster thread that causes brains to explode.

Hard to do? Not really, almost no one in the Bible drives a bike:

God drives a Plymouth: “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”

He also owns a Pontiac and a Geo: “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” - Psalm 83:15

He also has a thing for pickup trucks: “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” - Exodus 19:13

Jesus drove a Honda, although he didn’t like to talk about it: “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49

His apostles followed his lead: “The Apostles were in one Accord.” - Acts 5:12

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Goddamnit, I am so tired of all these freakin’ motorcycle threads.

Haven’t we all heard all the arguments already? How many more times do we need to hear about ccs?

If I hear “What are YOU going to do about your gas bill” ONE MORE TIME, I swear I’ll go postal.

Can we PLEASE get a separate forum for motorcycle related posts? GAWD.

You fail to see the almighty power that is the motorcycle. We are talking about 1/3 the price of driving an SUV or less. We are talking about 10 bucks of premium fuel for a week’s worth of driving compared to 50. We are talking about open spaces and riding with a girl mounted on the back!!

With that in mind, tell me, what will YOUUUUUU do about your gasoline bill???

How much longer can you deny the bill?[/quote]

How much longer can you deny that you suffered head injuries because you didn’t wear your helmet, hence your current mental status?

Since a chunk of your hair came off after the accident, is that when you decided you liked that look and shaved your head?

(See, Prof? I can jump in and insult, just like you did on the ‘15 year old FBer’ thread. I think mine are better though.)

Have a nice day, Class Act. Or is it ‘Ass Crack’?

HH

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[quote]pookie wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Goddamnit, I am so tired of all these freakin’ motorcycle threads.

Maybe we can mix a motorcyle thread with a religious thread and create some kind of monster thread that causes brains to explode.

Hard to do? Not really, almost no one in the Bible drives a bike:

God drives a Plymouth: “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”

He also owns a Pontiac and a Geo: “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” - Psalm 83:15

He also has a thing for pickup trucks: “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” - Exodus 19:13

Jesus drove a Honda, although he didn’t like to talk about it: “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49

His apostles followed his lead: “The Apostles were in one Accord.” - Acts 5:12[/quote]

Pookie,

Now this is Pure Gold! Thank you for the laughs. Btw, how do you know the Bible so well? Are you really a defrocked priest?

HH

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
pookie wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Goddamnit, I am so tired of all these freakin’ motorcycle threads.

Maybe we can mix a motorcyle thread with a religious thread and create some kind of monster thread that causes brains to explode.

Hard to do? Not really, almost no one in the Bible drives a bike:

God drives a Plymouth: “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”

He also owns a Pontiac and a Geo: “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” - Psalm 83:15

He also has a thing for pickup trucks: “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” - Exodus 19:13

Jesus drove a Honda, although he didn’t like to talk about it: “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49

His apostles followed his lead: “The Apostles were in one Accord.” - Acts 5:12

Pookie,

Now this is Pure Gold! Thank you for the laughs. Btw, how do you know the Bible so well? Are you really a defrocked priest?

HH

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He was deflowered by a defrocked priest.

How the fuck did they fit all 12 Apostles in an Accord? That sounds about as likely as fitting the animals on the Ark.