Most Annoying Person on T-Nation?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

[/quote]

…without pictures?

[quote]-Tiberius- wrote:
Wait wait wait 13 pages and the OP never fessed up to who it was?

Blasphemy.[/quote]

It’s still been a productive thread. Let’s see, we covered:

Posters we hate
Online Stalkers
Gas Prices (on 2 continents nonetheless)
Alternate identities
Terms of privacy rules
Waffles/Pancakes/French toast/English breakfast (and an honourable mention for oatmeal)
Porn names

It’s not like anyone wasted time here. What I don’t get is this was an ideal thread for Mak to up his total by 50 posts at least, the guy’s slipping.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.
[/quote]

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

[quote]TheG wrote:
SkyNett wrote:
What? No one hates me? C’mon - someone has to hate me. Please? Anyone?

If it makes you happy SkyNett I’ll hate you to… twat[/quote]

Excellent. : )

[quote]Christine wrote:
If I went with the second pet’s name, I would be Thorin Oakenshield Pinehurst.

I really, really wouldn’t want to strip for the guys that would get turned on by that name.[/quote]

I know Mak would love that…anyone who can get through The Sillmarillian I think would.

But I must say, the nerd in me is slightly intrigued

[quote]JGerman wrote:

My friends and I came up with the a formula to create stripper/porn star names.

  1. You use the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. You can alter the name as need be but that is the foundation of the name. You can put either name first and if they have multiple words, choose the one that fits the best.

Some names are better than other but mine was Smokey Hill.

Not sure how pornorific that sounds.

[/quote]

We use street signs or food products. My porn star name and first movie …Caution, Dusty Conditions, starring Dusty Conditions. Food product porn star name is Chuck Beef.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
What’s your excuse SkyNett? How many Terminators have you sent back in time now to kill the Connors? You have the element of surprise and the technological advantages of cyborgs and time travel and you can’t kill one teenage brat and his Mom? ;)[/quote]

I know right? It’s embarrassing - I blame the T-1000. Technically superior in every way to the T-800, yet the stupid prick still wound up melted in a vat of molten steel.

I’m still trying to live that one down…

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

[/quote]

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :smiley:

[quote]Himora22 wrote:
Christine wrote:
If I went with the second pet’s name, I would be Thorin Oakenshield Pinehurst.

I really, really wouldn’t want to strip for the guys that would get turned on by that name.

I know Mak would love that…anyone who can get through The Sillmarillian I think would.

But I must say, the nerd in me is slightly intrigued
[/quote]

I happen to love that book, and I’m only mildly turned on.

Oh, and my porn name = Shep Mayfair.

Awesome…

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :D[/quote]

Just make sure you let us know which bank you plan on robbing so we can be there. :wink:

[quote]ALDurr wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :smiley:

Just make sure you let us know which bank you plan on robbing so we can be there. :wink:
[/quote]

I’ll need a get away driver and a bag man, I think you and Vader should give a girl a hand

I promise to split the take

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
analog_kid wrote:

You didn’t come up with that, it’s been around since the dawn of time.

Mine is Mel Lake Shore.

Agreed.

Mine is Pussycat Oakley.

I am Cricket Rosedale[/quote]

I’m Tonto Rodriguez, wait, wrong joke. Sorry.

DB

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :smiley:

Just make sure you let us know which bank you plan on robbing so we can be there. :wink:

I’ll need a get away driver and a bag man, I think you and Vader should give a girl a hand

I promise to split the take

[/quote]

Sure, just tell me when and where and I’ll be there. I will use my take to stock up on supplements, beer and porn.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :smiley:

Just make sure you let us know which bank you plan on robbing so we can be there. :wink:

I’ll need a get away driver and a bag man, I think you and Vader should give a girl a hand

I promise to split the take

[/quote]

You don’t even have to give them any money. Just let them cop a feel and you will be a rich woman!!

Damn you guys have a lot of time…how the hell did this thread get so long in one day?

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Here’s an addition to my annoying people list:

Pushmepullme

This member likes Waffles over Pancakes. TRIBUNAL!

Not applicable. I have boobs.

wait a minute!!!

there is a Boob Defense?

imagine the crimes I have missed committing! I am on my way to rob a bank

Just rob the bank topless and tell a male teller to give you all the money. First off, he’d be too mesmerized to even resist or argue with you. Afterwards, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to give the police any information about you other than a detailed description of your boobs. :smiley:

Just make sure you let us know which bank you plan on robbing so we can be there. :wink:

I’ll need a get away driver and a bag man, I think you and Vader should give a girl a hand

I promise to split the take

[/quote]

I’m in! Just PM me the details. :wink:

[quote]Christine wrote:
If I went with the second pet’s name, I would be Thorin Oakenshield Pinehurst.

I really, really wouldn’t want to strip for the guys that would get turned on by that name.[/quote]

From your pictures I don’t think the name matters all that much.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
-Tiberius- wrote:
Wait wait wait 13 pages and the OP never fessed up to who it was?

Blasphemy.

It’s still been a productive thread. Let’s see, we covered:

Posters we hate
Online Stalkers
Gas Prices (on 2 continents nonetheless)
Alternate identities
Terms of privacy rules
Waffles/Pancakes/French toast/English breakfast (and an honourable mention for oatmeal)
Porn names

It’s not like anyone wasted time here. What I don’t get is this was an ideal thread for Mak to up his total by 50 posts at least, the guy’s slipping.[/quote]

LOL!!! it’s so true we’ve all wasted so much time in 1 day but I must admit this thread has made today at the office much more entertaining.

O and my porn name would be: Goldfish Graves-Johnston it has a bizarre ring to it

[quote]TheG wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
-Tiberius- wrote:
Wait wait wait 13 pages and the OP never fessed up to who it was?

Blasphemy.

It’s still been a productive thread. Let’s see, we covered:

Posters we hate
Online Stalkers
Gas Prices (on 2 continents nonetheless)
Alternate identities
Terms of privacy rules
Waffles/Pancakes/French toast/English breakfast (and an honourable mention for oatmeal)
Porn names

It’s not like anyone wasted time here. What I don’t get is this was an ideal thread for Mak to up his total by 50 posts at least, the guy’s slipping.

LOL!!! it’s so true we’ve all wasted so much time in 1 day but I must admit this thread has made today at the office much more entertaining.

O and my porn name would be: Goldfish Graves-Johnston it has a bizarre ring to it

[/quote]

I agree, but I had to be on the computer today to finish a shitload of documents anyway, so it made may day go better.