More Planet Fitness Hilarity

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]AnytimeJake wrote:
I’m busy living fitness instead of typing about all day,. So my grammer might not be up to all your standards,This is why I don’t bother with this site just a bunch of people trying to make themselfs feel important. [/quote]

Lol so you’re training, typing on TN with one finger and doing 8 other things at the same time right now?

I “lived fitness” for 2 hours today and I still use proper grammar so take that BS elsewhere please.[/quote]

I lived fitness Wednesday night with some awesome benching. Tonight I’m living squats. At the moment I’m ‘supposed’ to be living my job but instead, I’m living fucking the dog and posting on t-n.

In an hour, I’ll be living a trip to Ikea at which point I’ll wish I were back at work living my job.[/quote]

Did you just say you are fucking your dog?

V[/quote]
In Canada “fucking the dog” is slang for sitting around doing nothing.

eg: Zilla: “Hey Nards…what are you doing?”
Nards: “Fucking the dog…why? What’s up?”
Zilla: “Just wanted to know if you wanna go and fuck some dogs.”
Nards: “Jesus Christ in a chicken basket what the fuck are you talking about?!?!?”
[/quote]

I keep forgetting that expression isn’t internationally recognized. It should be. It’s kind of like when you say “I work with a bunch of dog fuckers”. PETA isn’t racing in to save the dogs. The boss is racing in to give people a kick up the arse.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]AnytimeJake wrote:
I’m busy living fitness instead of typing about all day,. So my grammer might not be up to all your standards,This is why I don’t bother with this site just a bunch of people trying to make themselfs feel important. [/quote]

Lol so you’re training, typing on TN with one finger and doing 8 other things at the same time right now?

I “lived fitness” for 2 hours today and I still use proper grammar so take that BS elsewhere please.[/quote]

I lived fitness Wednesday night with some awesome benching. Tonight I’m living squats. At the moment I’m ‘supposed’ to be living my job but instead, I’m living fucking the dog and posting on t-n.

In an hour, I’ll be living a trip to Ikea at which point I’ll wish I were back at work living my job.[/quote]

Did you just say you are fucking your dog?

V[/quote]
In Canada “fucking the dog” is slang for sitting around doing nothing.

eg: Zilla: “Hey Nards…what are you doing?”
Nards: “Fucking the dog…why? What’s up?”
Zilla: “Just wanted to know if you wanna go and fuck some dogs.”
Nards: “Jesus Christ in a chicken basket what the fuck are you talking about?!?!?”
[/quote]

I recently learned this at work when a bunch of people were talking about fucking the dog on last shift. I kind of wonder the origin of it.

At some point in time, people must have killed time by fucking dogs; then the two became synonymous.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I went to the hardware store for a loaf of bread. Guy behind the counter was like WTF?, so I stomped on his throat until he stopped twitching.

Everybody was like “whoa, dude! You are at a hardware store. You need to go to the bakery down the street” so I torched the place.

Showed them whats up.

I fucking rock. Like a hurricane.
[/quote]

I laughed hard at this, no clue what it is, but I like it.

Well I googled but couldn’t find it…but there was some Ann Landers/Dear Abby column where someone thought that their friend’s son was into bestiality because this friend complained that his son wouldn’t get a job and basically sat around the house and “####ed the dog” all day.

What’s funny is “Screwing the pooch” doesn’t mean the same thing.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well I googled but couldn’t find it…but there was some Ann Landers/Dear Abby column where someone thought that their friend’s son was into bestiality because this friend complained that his son wouldn’t get a job and basically sat around the house and “####ed the dog” all day.

What’s funny is “Screwing the pooch” doesn’t mean the same thing.[/quote]

We should start a thread that lists sayings and their supposed origins. BOOM.

Shitty gym. Brilliant business model.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well I googled but couldn’t find it…but there was some Ann Landers/Dear Abby column where someone thought that their friend’s son was into bestiality because this friend complained that his son wouldn’t get a job and basically sat around the house and “####ed the dog” all day.

What’s funny is “Screwing the pooch” doesn’t mean the same thing.[/quote]

Lol this phrase is awesome. Maybe I should try to get people at work saying it…

In the army we used to call just sitting around smoking and looking at the horizon “Canine Copulation”

We just call it “scammin’”

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
We just call it “The S-Shops”[/quote]
Ooh Rah, Devil.

judgement free zone?

“…you’ll know one when you see one”

[quote]earthquake wrote:
judgement free zone?

“…you’ll know one when you see one”[/quote]

Hypocrisy is delicious.

Pic somewhat related.

lol it was a Paki guy that flipped out about the Mo drawing?

I’m supposed to be living Hills after work.
I’m going to be living The Game instead.

Hills as in hill sprints?

Triple H, The Game?
The “Iron” Game?
The rapper, The Game?

Trying to follow, lol

[quote]earthquake wrote:
judgement free zone?

“…you’ll know one when you see one”[/quote]

I figure the original founders were thinking “Judgement free-zone”, and the “someone who judges” part was added when a convert made it into the inner circle.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
We just call it “The S-Shops”[/quote]
Ooh Rah, Devil. [/quote]

LOL yes that too!

Yup-

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Yup-

think it was determined that its fake. Also somebody post the 8 rules i can’t get through the whole video lOl

^^^ How was it determined to be fake? Lokks [and sounds] pretty real to me.