More Planet Fitness Hilarity

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I may have mentioned it earlier, but my old neighbor owns like 8 PF’s and makes a fucking killing. People sign up cuz it’s cheap, don’t go, and don’t cancel because it’s a hassle and so cheap. Solid business plan.[/quote]

Yeah well it fucking sickens me. I’m shaking with fury even thinking about it.

Why the fuck didn’t I think of this first???

I love Planet FItness: the free pizza, bagels and tootsie rolls allows me to keep my trim bodyshape.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I may have mentioned it earlier, but my old neighbor owns like 8 PF’s and makes a fucking killing. People sign up cuz it’s cheap, don’t go, and don’t cancel because it’s a hassle and so cheap. Solid business plan.[/quote]

QFT[/quote]
Sorry I’m a dolt, what does QFT mean?
I’m thinking I’m gonna get schooled, but I’ll take it.

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I may have mentioned it earlier, but my old neighbor owns like 8 PF’s and makes a fucking killing. People sign up cuz it’s cheap, don’t go, and don’t cancel because it’s a hassle and so cheap. Solid business plan.[/quote]

QFT[/quote]
Sorry I’m a dolt, what does QFT mean?
I’m thinking I’m gonna get schooled, but I’ll take it.
[/quote]

Quoted For Truth

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I may have mentioned it earlier, but my old neighbor owns like 8 PF’s and makes a fucking killing. People sign up cuz it’s cheap, don’t go, and don’t cancel because it’s a hassle and so cheap. Solid business plan.[/quote]

QFT[/quote]
Sorry I’m a dolt, what does QFT mean?
I’m thinking I’m gonna get schooled, but I’ll take it.
[/quote]

Quoted For Truth[/quote]
Thanks.

When I first saw QFT around I reasoned that the person saying it was agreeing with the quoted post so I thought it stood for “Quite Fucking True”!

[quote]Nards wrote:
When I first saw QFT around I reasoned that the person saying it was agreeing with the quoted post so I thought it stood for “Quite Fucking True”![/quote]

So did I, Nards. In fact, I STILL think that, even though I’ve been corrected several times.

QFT!

[quote]Nards wrote:
When I first saw QFT around I reasoned that the person saying it was agreeing with the quoted post so I thought it stood for “Quite Fucking True”![/quote]

My reasoning was way off. I thought it was argumental and meant “Quit Fuckin’ Talking”

I heard a story that a guy who moved away to college and his cat died so his mom, not familiar with internet speak, wrote an e-mail to him saying “Son, your cat died. LOL”

Apparently she thought LOL was “Lots Of Love”

I hope you know it’s not that, ID.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I heard a story that a guy who moved away to college and his cat died so his mom, not familiar with internet speak, wrote an e-mail to him saying “Son, your cat died. LOL”

Apparently she thought LOL was “Lots Of Love”

I hope you know it’s not that, ID.[/quote]

I guess it happens a lot!

[quote]Nards wrote:
When I first saw QFT around I reasoned that the person saying it was agreeing with the quoted post so I thought it stood for “Quite Fucking True”![/quote]

Shit, until recently I thought that QTF meant Quit Fucking Talking. I would always flip out when I saw that someone responded to a post of mine with QTF, which I usually thought was a well-put post.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
When I first saw QFT around I reasoned that the person saying it was agreeing with the quoted post so I thought it stood for “Quite Fucking True”![/quote]

Shit, until recently I thought that QTF meant Quit Fucking Talking. I would always flip out when I saw that someone responded to a post of mine with QTF, which I usually thought was a well-put post.[/quote]

From the urban dictionary … yes I had to look it up too.
Quoted for truth.
It can be used in two senses. One is to totally agree, the other is to say that you intend to hold them to their words.

So ‘QFT, brutha’ is different from ‘QFT bitch!’

Hope that clears it up.

I have the misfortune of training at Planet Fitness because its the only gym close to my house. Thankfully I leave for college in a little over two weeks, where I can go to a gym that isn’t filled with people exactly like the guy in this video:

You aren’t supposed to dead lift, but fortunately they have let me get away with it. (set up a ‘platform’ with mats to muffle the noise of the weights). They have no squat rack, so I drive an hour to a gym that has one (or I just risk serious injury by using an incline bench as my ‘squat rack’ and backing out like five feet). IF they ever got a squat rack, I would never be able to use it because there would be a line of guys waiting to curl in it.
There are also a lot of guys with a total LBM of probably 30 lbs benching the bar who tell you that you shouldn’t be doing singles, but instead focus on ‘toning’. There is also one creepy gay guy, but I digress.

top this. at midtown nyc gym near chelsea i witnessed 2 men kissing while waiting for the shower. how bout that one…grosssss.not funny at all…

[quote]phatphit wrote:
top this. at midtown nyc gym near chelsea i witnessed 2 men kissing while waiting for the shower. how bout that one…grosssss.not funny at all…[/quote]

I guess you fapped after that incident?

Of course…it would be rude not to.

[quote]phatphit wrote:
top this. at midtown nyc gym near chelsea i witnessed 2 men kissing while waiting for the shower. how bout that one…grosssss.not funny at all…[/quote]
I could never go back to that gym. Repulsive!

I have a friend who has a planet fitness membership. He played football in high school; he’s a big guy. He told me “They [planet fitness] don’t let me do any of the fun lifts [the lifts that make noise].” When the college semester starts again though, he and I are gonna do some real training at the college gym.