Heya T-forum Freques, I turned a ripe 'ol 22 yesterday! (Sept. 15) Mom and Dad got me a Spongebob Squarepants alarm clock (Yes!) and my gf got me monkey slippers and a VHS copy of my fav movie “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.” I’ll use this as a shameless attempt to gather birthday adulations from my favorite people who I’ve never actually met (sans Trev, you fucker). If anyone knows how long I’ve been posting on this thing please feel free to remind me because I’ve just plain forgotten. Much love. Lata.
MBE: "Soaking up the T-drenched love since, uhm, hmmm...JADABB founder, 2002."
MBE, aw shucks bro, you didn’t think I forgot? I even picked you up a present. Happy Birthday, though, my friend. I would have liked to have seen you but my 4-hour distance from you while I reside in oh-so-Mountainous Binghamton prevents that. We’ll see each other 'round T-Giving and eat entire turkey to celebrate. Enjoy, brother, and happy birthday again.
Oh my god! Happy Birthday, MBE! I would have thought, “Gorillas in the Mist” to be the movie of choice? Or “Mighty Joe Young.” You know if I have the time this week, maybe I’ll “create” a belated B-Day gift for you!
Shouldn’t we be congratulating your mom? After all, she’s the one who accomplished something by pooping you out 22 years ago. All you’ve done is manage not to die in the interim.
merry christmas monkeyboy! JCTEN “Eating easter eggs on halloween and giving hannakuah presents on st. patricks day since 1492. YABBA-DABBA-DOO founder, 2002.”–jesse
Trev- Baby, you already knows how I feel. Thanks man. Talk to you soon.
Patricia & Ko- A special prehensile-tailed thank you to the forum’s favorite nuclear family. She kills 'em, he grills 'em.
Zev- Yeah, true, gotta thank mom for not only partially providing life (Dad helped by using a broken one) but for not killing me all these years. Haikus are ALWAYS appropriote. Even at funerals or divorce hearings.
Brider- Yessir. Much love.
Nkeago-The tag lines will be there for you to love. someday they will be collected and cataloged. JADABB = Just Another DumbAss BodyBuilder, an attempt to unite all who clunk iron upon their skulls on a weekly basis. acronyms are fun!
JC#10- Now I ain’t one to rupture humility, but I do beleive I’ve converted you over some time into a nearly full-fledged raving lunatic. You’re an asset to the forum JC, I’d sit down to buffalo burgers witchoo anytime.
Char McDawg- Ah, one of the old skool T-freques. The Ass thread was a classic, perhaps our best work. Thanks for the b-day wishes. Now go get timmy back. And Michelle. And where’s Nate Dogg at? I do beleive he’s fallen down a well.
MBE: “Looks like a monkey, and he’ll eat a whole zoo, since 1980. JADABB founder, 2002.”
Happy birthday, Monkey Boy !!! We don’t have any zoos in Manhattan, but I’m sure the Bronx Zoo has a special cage just for you. I’m putting a banana in my Grow shake, and I’ll toast you when I drink it.
monkeyboy, it’d be a pleasure to eat 6-8oz of ground buffalo with you. JCTEN “still the only one in the student center who eats buffalo and greenbeans at 9am. since 9am. proud JADABB member since today.”–jesse
Happy Birthday, Monkeyboy. You’ve managed to maintain the same level of grammar and spelling since age seven. Congratulations! I’ll be happy to send you a birthday gift of the video, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Hey Zev, imagine me swooping in and removing words like “poop” from your vocabulary. Visualize me wearing a red and blue suit with a large S emblazoned on it. Instead of Superman, I would be Syntax. Here comes Sytax to save the day.
Way to attempt to crash my b-day thread, cap’n. Look around, notice the dust ball floating lazily past. See an unabstructed view of all which surrounds you. This is akin to the your impact on the forum. Thank you.
MBE: “ESPN spelling bee rebel since 1341. JADABB founder, 2002.”
All right. I give up, Eric. You are beyond hope. Try seeing your local psychiatrist. You need to start on haloperidol. After reading your threads, I am not entirely sure that you know the date of your own birthday.
Best of luck, you strange individual.
I would have wished you Happy Birthday earlier but my trapezoids and deltards have been so sore from training and affect my affect my typing. Hyphnz rehashing an oldie but a goodie since about 3 minutes ago.
