Subversive humor ftw.
Despite the tone-deafness of the t-nation facebook page championing a training program named âBlitzkriegâ, they also had this to share

Pretty much what Iâve been getting at.
Yeah, but youâre a GirâŠ
Doh!
Cooties! Aaaagh! girls got cooties!
dashes away from the see-saw
So most women at your college canât even make clothes look sexy? Thatâs how I read it. And that is sad, and I agree with you most American women do not have the body that many would consider âSexyâ
Lots of them have no curves, and worse, they have stomachs. This is something I do see even with college girls, youâre right, they all have that kegger tummy. Crazy. Sad.
This is why you gotta either go European model looking women or latin curvy and sexy. North Americans are bleh.
Yeah, there are no fat latinas.
We all think this every time we read a post by you.
Iâve gotta say - incels who canât understand women and are frustrated by this have a much better chance than the incel who literally understands nothing about women in any way, shape, or form, but believes he knows everything about women. Those guys are screwed.
Maybe I do have cooties, but because of my social-political advantages, it doesnât matter! You STILL have to be nice to me and pay me money to do nothing, and if you donât want to Iâll send you to JAIL, because I have the entire court system in my pocket! Well, not in MY pocket, exactly. Iâm a girl, so we donât get pockets in a lot of our clothes, but itâs in my husbandâs pocket. He carries the court system around in his pocket for me because otherwise Iâll use my social justice warriors and crooked justice system to send HIM to jail!
HAHAHA.
In a serious continued bid to convince us his arguments arenât vague sweeping subjective musings,
âGo after Latinas!â
âThe women of Mexico, Cuba and Puerto Rico are mehâ
I prefer Kafka myself.
This is all you have. Calling people incel.
And let me ask ya, what do you know? Most likely you got married right out of high school, or there close to it didnât you? Do you think because you had a high school gf, and then married the second girl you have had a serious relationship wit it makes you an expert? haha
You STILL have to be nice to me and pay me money to do nothing, and if you donât want to Iâll send you to JAIL, because I have the entire court system in my pocket! Well, not in MY pocket, exactly. Iâm a girl, so we donât get pockets in a lot of our clothes, but itâs in my husbandâs pocket. He carries the court system around in his pocket for me because otherwise Iâll use my social justice warriors and crooked justice system to send HIM to jail!
You really do prove all my talking points more than you know.
Of all the shit slinging that goes on between members in this forum and especially in these off topic threads the only time I get my account thrown back into ânew accountâ status is when you started crying and complaining. Now all my posts have to be pre-approved.
How funny. Go figure.
You beat me to the same joke.
North American Latinas donât do it for me either. I donât bother unless theyâre Latinas from another continent. Itâs just so bleh on this side of the Panama Canal.
Yeah, a lot of the housekeepers probably arenât very attractive, I agree.
What do you mean by âa lotâ?
Some? Most? Many?
My brotherâs nephewâs cousinâs former roommate was a housekeeper, and she died under terrible circumstances involving horrific misapplications of the schwartz.
She would have been an attractive gal for these parts, especially if she had that growth on her face removed.
I hope you feel better about yourself now, Mr. Big City.
Had several girlfriends in high school. Went to SUNY Purchase in upstate New York for a year, where I had a couple girlfriends and a lot of hookups. Then I left after one year and joined the Marines. Besides the middle east, I spend time in Australia, Hong Kong, Thailand, the Philippines, and on Navy boats with tons of horny women who were tired of the toolbag sailors they lived with. Then I got out and spent a year on plentyoffish before dating websites really took off before I met my wife while working as a veterinary technician and taking classes. SoâŠnoâŠmarried at 24âŠamazing that you could come to the conclusion you did after the amount of admissions Iâve had on here about what a cad I was, but also not amazing, because youâre you. My wife had plenty of SOâs before me as well.
I was very awkward in elementary school and middle school before achieving some semblance of popularity in high school and being a very social and effective communicator from then onwards. A lot of that was due to a âfake it til you make itâ mentality, since Iâm still the same awkward nerd I always was (canât escape a family of neuroscientists), so I would say I know the ins and outs of dating as well as anyone, considering I went from being unable to speak around girls to dating some of the best looking ones in my school while being tall, lanky, and rocking a jew fro.
The last dude I called an incel in here was that equel guy who came in here saying blacks are primitive and have low IQs (you remember him, you started looking up Wikipedia pages to prove his point), and he literally started a thread on here within the last month complaining that he had no idea how to talk to women.
So in my book, Iâm batting a thousand right now.
I think one person is here is posing as a know it all in the lady department. The same one who is constantly being told that they are incorrect when it comes to ladies but expert you must be!
You might not be an incel but damned if you donât decide to speak and think exactly like one.
I didnât even know they did that on this site. Now thatâs funny stuff.
*yanks pigtail
*hides under rock
Itâs astonishing that you canât recognize that there was something different there. Itâs astonishing also that you donât wonder about the positive relationship I have with others here vs the one I have with you, and seek to understand its meaning when poster after poster after poster pegs you as a woman-hater and identifies that as the source of your problems, whatever they are. That happens whether Iâm participating or quiet at length, as I have frequently been in this thread and others like it. The reaction of the site, if your wings were clipped due to that incident with me, was certainly more protective of their business model than of my delicate feelings or worry over SJWâs. I mean, have you read the site? TC LuomaâŠmaybe read back through his archive. Lusty objectification, pick-up artistry, jokes about womenâŠthese are all fine here. Bristling with hatred and then weirdly contacting the object of that hatred is weird. Itâs not me, dude. Itâs you. No one stepped in to protect me when I was invited to fist fight a member, no one stepped in when @orion accused me of being one of the riders of âthe cock carousel.â The difference is that they didnât reach out beyond the site or give any indication that they would. You did. It was deemed creepy by some or most of the people observing it, and apparently by the powers that be, or at least enough so that youâre on a watch list. I didnât ask for that.
Youâve still go people speaking earnestly to you. Not as many now, but some. Itâs really sad that not only do you seem incapable of developing insight into yourself, but are unable to accept it when itâs gift wrapped and handed to you by others. By men of your own age and socioeconomic status, assuming youâve told the truth about that.
But rock on, itâs your life. Just understand that people treat you disrespectfully because you havenât given them anything to respect. I notice that in some of the football or clothing or gym type threads people react normally to you. But then youâve gotta say something stupid like âwomen only improve until age 25, and men if theyâre making gains are pinningâ and BOOM, no more respect.
Wait, I have to address thisâŠI did not start âcrying and complaining,â I told you to leave me the fuck alone. I also decided - and said so - that your greater trust in me âdonât show it, okay?â was disgusting given my utter lack of trust in you, and showed the pic of the headless model.
Who CRIED and who COMPLAINED was you. Not me.
He is one of the most representative examples of Dunning-Kruger cognitive bias that I have come across outside of flat earth conspiracy theorists.