Military Promotion Conundrum

Steveo989: Please keep quiet unless you have something constructive to say. Also, if you have never been enlisted, you really should keep your pointless diatribe to yourself.

Turns out, this thread has been WAY more entertaining than I ever could have imagined.

I guess I will be the one to do it

thanks for proving me right.

Thing is, I was just like you when I was an E-3. Everyone else was stupid, they just didn’t like me, nothing was my fault, and I made sure everyone heard about it. Funny thing happened when I shut up and just did my job: things got better. Not right away, sometimes it takes a while. But when you start proving yourself to be a useful member of any organization, COC can’t help but notice.

Unless you have REALLY pissed people off(couch, called Pentagon, couch, cough - seriously, I can’t believe you actually went that route). Then your best bet might actually be to move to a different unit. If you do that, expect this to follow you. But if you show up, shut up, and get the job done without bitching, things will change.

Good luck to you, airman.

I really feel like this is pretty fucking stupid on the OP. I mean, come on, if you have figured out it is who you know in the Guard, why don’t you make some fucking friends and stop complaining and crying? It is the military, and it isn’t changing anytime soon. These kinds of soldiers are the exact ones I do not want watching my back in a firefight.

BTW, I was enlisted in the active army first, and then got my commission, and am now in the Guard. I am now a 1LT. So OP, if you wanna try to talk regs, don’t mess with me.

Oh yeah, one more thing, if you don’t like it here, fucking leave.

John S.: Why and how do you feel you are going to be the one to do it? What are you talking about anyway.

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
John S.: Why and how do you feel you are going to be the one to do it? What are you talking about anyway.[/quote]

Lol

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
You certainly would be singing an entirely different tune if we met down a dark alley. [/quote]

Shut the fuck up Airman! I can understand now why your chain of command won’t promote you.

There are at least a couple of you in every unit. You are the “tough” guy that always thinks everyone that out ranks him is stupid. You think you know it all, yet unfortunately, you know little if anything about your specific MOS. You’ll be the first to utilize the Old Man’s open door policy to tell him how your leadership is screwing you over, how they have it out for you. You slack at every opportunity, trying to get out of doing work. Despite appearing to be in good physical shape, you rarely, if ever, pass a PT Test. Yet, it’s not your fault, you blame anyone but yourself.

Then you’ll get a DUI, or piss hot on a drug test. You’ll go stand before your PL, 1SG and/or CO and cry like a little girl with skinned knee.

Your superiors get so tired of putting up with you that they wish they could meet you in a dark ally.

Dustin or shall I call you “shit for brains”; you are but a scared little girl with nothing but a foul mouth on you. Or you could be a castrated male who feels the necessity to use expletives for sheer ignorance.

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
Dustin or shall I call you “shit for brains”; you are but a scared little girl with nothing but a foul mouth on you. Or you could be a castrated male who feels the necessity to use expletives for sheer ignorance. [/quote]

Yep, you are one of those guys.

I knew it.

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
Dustin or shall I call you “shit for brains”; you are but a scared little girl with nothing but a foul mouth on you. Or you could be a castrated male who feels the necessity to use expletives for sheer ignorance. [/quote]

Using curse words doesn’t make you stupid, you fuck. It’s the military, and I would guess Dustin would be in the military for all of the instances he gave as examples. I wished you would shit the fuck up, and just leave. You could leave T-Nation, the military, or your life.

Honestly, I do not care which you choose.

P.S. If you could not tell, I hate whiny bitch ass soldiers. They make me angry. lol

Okay, why is it okay for you to call us shit for brains, and to advocate suicide, but you are inherently superior to all of us mere plebeians? You asked for our advice, genius. And most told you what you already knew: Play the Game, Get Promoted. Talk Shit to your Command, Get Fucked. But you expected the interwebz to alleviate your troubles with a solution to your quite simple problem.

And if you had to use the word ignorant more than five times in this thread, you not exactly Mensa material, are you? But you already knew that. Maybe you should call your Congressman and tell them you’re being discriminated against. Equal rights to morons everywhere!

slippery_banana: Using curse words certainly reflects to whom you communicate that you are poorly educated and have a very limited vocabulary. You strike me as having many insecurities by seeing you defend expletives so much. You are just proving to others that you are inbred, immature, insecure, castrated and take it in the butt. In fact, Dustin and AceRock both take it in the butt as well. lol You simpletons really provide me such entertainment with your responses.

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
slippery_banana: Using curse words certainly reflects to whom you communicate that you are poorly educated and have a very limited vocabulary. You strike me as having many insecurities by seeing you defend expletives so much. You are just proving to others that you are inbred, immature, insecure, castrated and take it in the butt. In fact, Dustin and AceRock both take it in the butt as well. lol You simpletons really provide me such entertainment with your responses.[/quote]

Putting aside your fascination with man butt, we can conclude with 100% certainty that you are pathetic and will remain a peon in the AF for the remainder of your career.

Very entertaining thus far, hopefully we can get some pictures involved in a trapplesauce/shoebodyfat-esq type fashion.

[quote]mrclean85 wrote:
I really do not know why I posted here only to be subject to the peanut gallery; Petermus,Steveo989 and mapwhap all need to grow up and learn how to talk intelligently or not at all. Your lack of intelligence is evident by your language and hostility. You certainly would be singing an entirely different tune if we met down a dark alley. [/quote]

The fact that you insulted the intelligence of anyone here who felt it was your own fault for almost certainly losing any chance of promotion (which it was)and then tried to act “hard” on an internet forum talking about how we wouldn’t dare suggest it was your fault if we met in a dark alley speaks volume to your own conscious knowledge that you fucked up.

OP, could you please PM a few pictures of yourself to me? I promise I don’t have Photoshop.

Ya cunt.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
OP, could you please PM a few pictures of yourself to me? I promise I don’t have Photoshop.

Ya cunt. [/quote]

I just happened to snag this before he changed it. Have fun, you owe me one!

It’s pink…kinda like our little airman…