Michelle Jenneke

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Jesus Christ, her body is fucking awesome. When is she going to realize that there’s no money in hurdling and just start taking off all her clothes and penetrating herself with weird shit?[/quote]

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Ya know what I hate about the videos with hot women in them?

A lot of the video is dedicated to knowing what they’re about, who they care about, what life goals they have.

No-one has the heart or intelligence to say to them; “we dont give a fuck, its only because you have a rocking body and a pretty face”.

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Her body is 1000x better then Kate Uptowns

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Michelle Jenneke gives me a Big Dick Superiority Complex.

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Just found out she’s only 19.

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[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
Just found out she’s only 19.[/quote]
even better…

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And she has a accent omg omg omg omg.

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[quote]optheta wrote:
Her body is 1000x better then Kate Uptowns[/quote]

Who is Kate Uptown?
Is she a character on Downtown Abbey?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:
Her body is 1000x better then Kate Uptowns[/quote]

Who is Kate Uptown?
Is she a character on Downtown Abbey?[/quote]

LOL

You know, ID. It’s the girl Billy Joel sang about.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:
Her body is 1000x better then Kate Uptowns[/quote]

Who is Kate Uptown?
Is she a character on Downtown Abbey?[/quote]

LOL

You know, ID. It’s the girl Billy Joel sang about.[/quote]

Ah! Christie Brinkley!

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[quote]optheta wrote:
Her body is 1000x better then Kate Uptowns[/quote]

Yes, Kate Upton is a great set of natural tits on a thin girl. The rest of her body is not anything i couldnt find out at a club on any given night.

Jenneke would be my choice too.

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[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
Just found out she’s only 19.[/quote]

That only sweetens the deal.

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lol michelle janky
so gross

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[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
Just found out she’s only 19.[/quote]
That is my age. Perfect.

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Kate Upton has those awesome tits. Upton’s boob to body ratio is better than Jenneke’s (Jenneke has a better overall body but Upton’s tits more than make up for the difference). If Jenneke gets a breast augmentation then we can talk but as of right now, Upton is on a higher level.

Only major downside for Upton is that she’s apparently dating (or dated) Justin Verlander. Any chick who dates a baseball player not on the Yankees is questionable to say the least.

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My reaction to seeing videos of this woman:

go to 27:45 if the embedding doesn’t work right.

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Kate Upton has those awesome tits. Upton’s boob to body ratio is better than Jenneke’s (Jenneke has a better overall body but Upton’s tits more than make up for the difference). If Jenneke gets a breast augmentation then we can talk but as of right now, Upton is on a higher level.

Only major downside for Upton is that she’s apparently dating (or dated) Justin Verlander. Any chick who dates a baseball player not on the Yankees is questionable to say the least. [/quote]

upton has a mediocre to bizarre body below the navel, she looks like she could use a few squats.

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[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Kate Upton has those awesome tits. Upton’s boob to body ratio is better than Jenneke’s (Jenneke has a better overall body but Upton’s tits more than make up for the difference). If Jenneke gets a breast augmentation then we can talk but as of right now, Upton is on a higher level.

Only major downside for Upton is that she’s apparently dating (or dated) Justin Verlander. Any chick who dates a baseball player not on the Yankees is questionable to say the least. [/quote]

upton has a mediocre to bizarre body below the navel, she looks like she could use a few squats.[/quote]

This is accurate.