Micheal Jackson - Pole

Eric: But your use of the word “ironic” is entirely incorrect. It seems that what you really intended to say was “hypocrisy,” or the professing to hold values, virtues, or beliefs that one does not, in fact, possess.

Irony, properly, has several forms. There is, of course, Socratic irony (from the Greek eironeia, meaning ‘feigned ignorance’). There is also what is sometimes termed “divine irony,” in which a situation poignantly contrasts the expected or usual outcome (a sword swallower who chokes on a toothpick, for example). This is probably best applied in instances of hubris (which might be the case with Mike ;-), but not for simple error.

Perhaps “turn-about” would’ve been a better choice. Better ask your monkey-butler.

That’s it, Eric, you’re deputized!

Yes, you are correct, my grandmother was a “teacher of English”.

Man, I’m really liking how all these Spelling/Grammar Police canditates are coming out of the woodwork!

And my apologies to ZEB for the constant hijacking of his good thread!

nephorm - deputized.

  1. Yes.
  2. No
  3. He needs the Waffle House and beer program.
    He’ll get lots of dick in prison. He won’t be lonely.

Ahhhhhhh!

This silliness has, in one single thread, restored my faith in T-manity.

Thank you,

'Cake

“If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done”

~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

Canditates?

I think you mean “candidates.”

“There is also what is sometimes termed “divine irony,” in which a situation poignantly contrasts the expected or usual outcome (a sword swallower who chokes on a toothpick, for example). This is probably best applied in instances of hubris (which might be the case with Mike ;-), but not for simple error.”

No error made by the grammar police is considered simple. We have standards to uphold, people!

Mike,

No need for apologies. It’s all good entertainment.

Mike, we were just waiting for the right leader to come along.

Now proofread your posts too. “Canditates”, really… Oh I get it, you want to deputize Dave Tate.

Cupcake, maybe there’s hope for us after all.

Mike wrote “canditates” haha. Hey, cops brake laws all the time.

Luckily, my linguistic prowess always impresses the ladies.

Yes… I am quite the cunning linguist.

ZEB–don’t you mean “break”?

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Dan “Has anyone ever actually shot a fish in a barrel? And if so… why?” McVicker

It pisses me off! That damn “d” key on my computer has been typing out “t”'s lately!

That’s why “candidates” appeared to be spelled wrong.

the good money you pay for today’s computer equipment, and look what happens…

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