http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html
I suppose if Michael Jordan was beaten half to death with an ugly stick he’d look kinda like that guy…
Most retarded thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Why doesn’t he sue Jordan’s mom for making him? And why $832 million? What a random number.
This is retarded. Ha
Alot of people say I look like tom cruise… I dont see it, but apparently they do. Think i could get a billion or so out of that? I mean, Tom Cruise is WAY worse than michael jordan.
crazy fucker.
Did a lawyer actually take his case? If one red taxpayer cent gets spent on this it would be a crime and this dildo should go to jail.
If only Johnnie Cochran were still alive. He would have been the only one who could acquit Jordan and Knight. Damn, damn, damn, I hope Jordan can overcome this. He is SO friggin’ screwed!!!
ya see, unlike the thread from last month, that’s what i’d call a “frivolous” lawsuit.
[quote]MaloVerde wrote:
Did a lawyer actually take his case? [/quote]
According to the article “Allen Heckard filed the suit himself”, so nope.
someone should take that guy out.
If this guy wins, I’m suing Fabio!
The article says he has a shaved head.
Solution:
Stop shaving your head, you fucking idiot. You only look like Jordan because you work at it.
[quote]pookie wrote:
The article says he has a shaved head.
Solution:
Stop shaving your head, you fucking idiot. You only look like Jordan because you work at it.
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yeah and the earing, and the air jordans… wtf
The judge will dismiss the case without even meeting the parties. There is no legal ground to make any claim. I wish the defendants’ motion to dismiss was coming before the judge I’m interning for. I’d have a helluva good time writing the opinion.
he looks more like that talk show host…can’t think of his name at the moment. This is as stupid as the person who sued McDonald’s because there wasn’t a “Caution:Hot!” sign on the coffee cap and burned her mouth.
I’d like to dropkick all these people.
[quote]jojobear wrote:
he looks more like that talk show host…can’t think of his name at the moment. This is as stupid as the person who sued McDonald’s because there wasn’t a “Caution:Hot!” sign on the coffee cap and burned her mouth.
I’d like to dropkick all these people.[/quote]
That was a legitimate case. For a number of reasons. There have been forum posts about it. You can search if you one. This, however, is meritless.
[quote]jojobear wrote:
he looks more like that talk show host…can’t think of his name at the moment. This is as stupid as the person who sued McDonald’s because there wasn’t a “Caution:Hot!” sign on the coffee cap and burned her mouth.
I’d like to dropkick all these people.[/quote]
Yeah, I thought he looked like Montel, too.
I hope that this guy wins!!!
The whole fact that a man who doesn’t have a real career and only plays a game for a living should be a crime. The amount of money Jordan has made is silly, he out earns the top Fortune 500 execs who control thousands of people careers in their every decision.
Do you all remember when that person spilled hot coffee on themselves and sued and WON?
How bout’ the idiot who just bought a Winnibago, put it on cruise control, then went into the back to cook himself breakfast and WON?
My favorite, the burgular who broke into a home, looted everything and fell out the window leaving the house and WON?
Isnt Saddam Huessein, the guy who we needed to get out of Iraq is back in Iraq being tried and will WIN?
The US legal system is totally fucked, that’s why McDonalds is being sued by obesse people?
More power to ya brotha’
The guys obviously a fucking nut. He wears Air Jordans for crying out loud.
The article really didn’t answer the question we all want to know…
“Did he get any pussy pretending to be Jordan?”
[quote]moonjumper wrote:
I hope that this guy wins!!!
The whole fact that a man who doesn’t have a real career and only plays a game for a living should be a crime. The amount of money Jordan has made is silly, he out earns the top Fortune 500 execs who control thousands of people careers in their every decision.
Do you all remember when that person spilled hot coffee on themselves and sued and WON?
How bout’ the idiot who just bought a Winnibago, put it on cruise control, then went into the back to cook himself breakfast and WON?
My favorite, the burgular who broke into a home, looted everything and fell out the window leaving the house and WON?
Isnt Saddam Huessein, the guy who we needed to get out of Iraq is back in Iraq being tried and will WIN?
The US legal system is totally fucked, that’s why McDonalds is being sued by obesse people?
More power to ya brotha’
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I suggest you sue websters…