The OP was hilarious, and the RV tribute was the icing on the cake. This thread wins.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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Fricking hilarious!!
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Just…beautiful.[/quote]
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and I stole that just so you know.[/quote]
I was hoping you would.
You always come through when it’s needed so I don’t have to.
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I always got your back ID[/quote]
IDK if you noticed, but they were not just regular old trapplejacks.
No, they were CINAMMON trapplejacks.
hmmm, cinammon…
[quote]Jeffrey of Troy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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Fricking hilarious!!
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+2
Just…beautiful.[/quote]
X 3
and I stole that just so you know.[/quote]
I was hoping you would.
You always come through when it’s needed so I don’t have to.
[/quote]
I always got your back ID[/quote]
IDK if you noticed, but they were not just regular old trapplejacks.
No, they were CINAMMON trapplejacks.
hmmm, cinammon…[/quote]
LOL
Okay… this is almost like the pancakes vs waffles debate, but how do you all prefer your Pop-Tarts…
TOASTED or UNTOASTED?
Thread delivers.
Needs more Keanu love though.
[quote]Agressive Napkin wrote:
Needs more Keanu love though.[/quote]
[i]“He is the opposite of dumb,” says Scott Derrickson, who directed him in December’s The Day the Earth Stood Still. “That is a word that has no application to him. This is not just a director trying to defend his actor and say, ‘No, really, he’s not dumb.’ He’s fiercely intelligent.”… So could it be? Is Keanu Reeves some kind of . . . stealth genius? “I’ve swapped a lot of books with him in the last nine months. He is one of the most voracious readers I’ve ever met,” Derrickson says. “He’s very unpretentious about it. Nobody really knows, and he doesn’t really care that nobody knows.”
No. It becomes clear after 30 seconds of watching Keanu pinball around the aisles of Book Soup that he approaches the printed word as both a glutton and a gourmand: He inhales a lot, and he's game to order off-menu. He tells me he just finished all of the novels in John Updike's Rabbit series. "So fantastic," he says with a reverent hush. I mention another work about suburban crisis, Richard Yates' Revolutionary Road, and he rears back and slides the helmet onto his head so that he can free up his left hand. "Oh, YES!!!" he shouts. "Let's high-five on Revolutionary Road!" We slap palms. This prompts a rumination from Keanu on the primary characters in that book, Frank and April Wheeler, and "the identities that they're wearingâ??you know, their authentic self and then their external self and that dialogue that's going on."
As we pass Proust, Keanu reveals that he devoured every page of the meticulous colossus that is Remembrance of Things Past. "It took a couple of years, but I did it," he says. The grin has straightened itself; it's ear-to-ear now. "I didn't do the Moncrief, I did the newer translation. Some books would come in between. But I found that it was a thread-like time that you could walk away and come back to. I didn't feel like I had lost the momentum of the story at all. It was like meeting a good friend or someone that you like, and you're like, 'Hey, dude! How's it goin'?'"[/i]
Keanu Reeves – stealth genius.
so much luv for Keanu right now
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
you never know…[/quote]
Keanu’s second best performance:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Keanu’s second best performance:[/quote]
And you KNOW that once those cameras stopped rolling, Keanu walked over to that lady, apologized for yelling, said he was just trying to do a good job for the people who will be handing over their heard-earned money to see this movie, had a nutritious fruit basket delivered to her dressing room the next day with a tasteful, handwritten note wishing her luck in her other scenes, and STILL managed to foil another one of Lex Luthor’s nefarious plots before buying the stage crew breakfast.
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Keanu’s second best performance:[/quote]
And you KNOW that once those cameras stopped rolling, Keanu walked over to that lady, apologized for yelling, said he was just trying to do a good job for the people who will be handing over their heard-earned money to see this movie, had a nutritious fruit basket delivered to her dressing room the next day with a tasteful, handwritten note wishing her luck in her other scenes, and STILL managed to foil another one of Lex Luthor’s nefarious plots before buying the stage crew breakfast.[/quote]
This is one of the rare occasions that Keanu didn’t feel the need to compensate the crew for having to endure his acting. He earned his paycheck this time.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Keanu’s second best performance:[/quote]
And you KNOW that once those cameras stopped rolling, Keanu walked over to that lady, apologized for yelling, said he was just trying to do a good job for the people who will be handing over their heard-earned money to see this movie, had a nutritious fruit basket delivered to her dressing room the next day with a tasteful, handwritten note wishing her luck in her other scenes, and STILL managed to foil another one of Lex Luthor’s nefarious plots before buying the stage crew breakfast.[/quote]
This is one of the rare occasions that Keanu didn’t feel the need to compensate the crew for having to endure his acting. He earned his paycheck this time. [/quote]
hahahaha and just like that, it all makes sense… everything Keanu does is just a giant apology to the world for having to endure his acting.
Well played, good sir.
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Keanu’s second best performance:[/quote]
And you KNOW that once those cameras stopped rolling, Keanu walked over to that lady, apologized for yelling, said he was just trying to do a good job for the people who will be handing over their heard-earned money to see this movie, had a nutritious fruit basket delivered to her dressing room the next day with a tasteful, handwritten note wishing her luck in her other scenes, and STILL managed to foil another one of Lex Luthor’s nefarious plots before buying the stage crew breakfast.[/quote]
This is one of the rare occasions that Keanu didn’t feel the need to compensate the crew for having to endure his acting. He earned his paycheck this time. [/quote]
hahahaha and just like that, it all makes sense… everything Keanu does is just a giant apology to the world for having to endure his acting.
Well played, good sir.[/quote]
He knows his place in the Hollywood hierarchy. Keanu doesn’t have the restraint of Nic Cage or the versatility of Channing Tatum and he knows it. Pointless to compete with those acting heavyweights.
I know it’s fun to knock Keanu and some other actors but yeah… Channing Tatum is a whole different story.
He still looks like he’s in high school, and inthe drama club to try and get some girl and he’s reading his lines like a retarded John Cena.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I know it’s fun to knock Keanu and some other actors but yeah… Channing Tatum is a whole different story.
He still looks like he’s in high school, and inthe drama club to try and get some girl and he’s reading his lines like a retarded John Cena.[/quote]
You bite your god damn tongue! Watch “The Marine” and get back to me…
Oh and although the roles arguably don’t require much skill to portray, Tatum was hilarious in the new Jump Street 21. Would highly recommend.