[quote]tom63 wrote:
Why do men die before their wives on average? Because they want to.[/quote]
LOL!
Hey, that could be taken 2 ways. I told my wife recently that I hope I die before she does.
I’m just too much of a wuss to imagine life without her (if she died first).
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
Why do men die before their wives on average? Because they want to.[/quote]
LOL!
Hey, that could be taken 2 ways. I told my wife recently that I hope I die before she does.
I’m just too much of a wuss to imagine life without her (if she died first).
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I was going to give you shit for this and then I would be lying cause I told my wife the same thing. Plus I have seen A LOT of people die, and I do NOT want to see my wife die.
[quote]Bricknyce wrote:
Anyway you slice or whatever statistics you provide, it’s still a man’s world and I believe deep down females want it to remain this way. [/quote]
Dream on, cupcake!
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
X2
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
How many people take similar drugs when passing a kidney stone?
These type of threads always fuck my brain so I’m not reading them anymore. Literally nothing positive comes from them. One gender isn’t superior to the other, they’re just different.
/involvement
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
How many people take similar drugs when passing a kidney stone?[/quote]
Okay got to chime in here cause I have treated a lot of kidney stones.
The misconception is the pain is from actually passing the stone from the bladder through the urethra and out of the body. WRONG the painful part is when it is moving from the Kidney through the ureter to the bladder. During this time people will show up in the ER and get stoned pretty quick with demerol/morphine etc.
I could go much more indepth if you wanted but people do not pass kidney stones without pain meds.
I like the way Dennis Leary put it " I don’t want those last ten years anyways".I honestly think I would rather die before I lose the ability to recognize my family, get sent to a home and spend my few clear moments starting to resent my kids for never coming to see me.
I am so happy having a cock and balls. Man I couldn’t imagine it any other way…At least us t-men might help prolong our lives with our good eating habits and exercise.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
How many people take similar drugs when passing a kidney stone?[/quote]
Okay got to chime in here cause I have treated a lot of kidney stones.
The misconception is the pain is from actually passing the stone from the bladder through the urethra and out of the body. WRONG the painful part is when it is moving from the Kidney through the ureter to the bladder. During this time people will show up in the ER and get stoned pretty quick with demerol/morphine etc.
I could go much more indepth if you wanted but people do not pass kidney stones without pain meds. [/quote]
Except for the ones who are curled up in a ball on the floor unable to crawl to the phone for 911. That’s what happened to my friend.
We make up for it in the time we don’t have to spend sitting down to pee.
[quote]debraD wrote:
Dream on, cupcake![/quote]
Damn it woman, do I have take away your phone, too? I chained you in the kitchen for a reason…and I’m not falling for “to look up sammich recipes” anymore. 
[quote]DJHT wrote:
I was going to give you shit for this and then I would be lying cause I told my wife the same thing. Plus I have seen A LOT of people die, and I do NOT want to see my wife die. [/quote]
That’s gotta be one of the worst things… along with losing a child.
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
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Ok, I can’t say women are tougher than men but I can say my wife is tougher than me.
I am, however, convinced a lot of hormones kick in during labor that could negate this kind of comparison. For our 1st child we had a scheduled C-section due to breach. My wife never went into labor. For our 2nd child my wife labored for hours. Hell, she pushed for hours, I was even exhausted from the effort. We ended up getting a C-section anyway. The recovery for my wife was way easier after the 2nd child. Think about that: No labor = hard recovery, brutal labor = easy recovery. Btw, for 3rd child, wife went Vag birth after two C at 44 years old.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
How many people take similar drugs when passing a kidney stone?[/quote]
Okay got to chime in here cause I have treated a lot of kidney stones.
The misconception is the pain is from actually passing the stone from the bladder through the urethra and out of the body. WRONG the painful part is when it is moving from the Kidney through the ureter to the bladder. During this time people will show up in the ER and get stoned pretty quick with demerol/morphine etc.
I could go much more indepth if you wanted but people do not pass kidney stones without pain meds. [/quote]
Interesting, that definitely makes sense. Thanks for the info.
Hey, can I get confirmation for this? I had a fasciotomy on my calf (about 12 inches) that was an open wound for a while, and they had to change the dressing twice a day. They loaded me up with morphine or Norco about a half hour before the changings, and yet I still nearly blacked out from pain - pulling dressing that is stuck on muscle is very painful.
The orthopedic surgeon said that my pain was beyond birthing pains, but I don’t know, does giving birth feel like your entire skeleton is being pulled from your body? I have no clue. Anyone else experienced this/ doctors have opinions?
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
After watching my wife go through labor, I know she’s tougher than me.[/quote]
Scientific data suggests that passing a kidney stone is actually more painful than giving child birth. So any time a woman tries to use that excuse when the subject of ball-kicking comes up…
…tell them to go back to the kitchen and finish cooking your food.[/quote]
That’s not the point. If you pass a kidney stone you have no choice. The point is most men who see their wife go through labor know they would take the drugs sooner than their wife.[/quote]
What? How many women do you know that have given birth without some kind of drugs to numb pain?
[/quote]
Ok, I can’t say women are tougher than men but I can say my wife is tougher than me.
I am, however, convinced a lot of hormones kick in during labor that could negate this kind of comparison. For our 1st child we had a scheduled C-section due to breach. My wife never went into labor. For our 2nd child my wife labored for hours. Hell, she pushed for hours, I was even exhausted from the effort. We ended up getting a C-section anyway. The recovery for my wife was way easier after the 2nd child. Think about that: No labor = hard recovery, brutal labor = easy recovery. Btw, for 3rd child, wife went Vag birth after two C at 44 years old.
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Interesting, also another perspective I hadn’t thought of.
I guess my main point mostly goes back to the whole getting kicked in nuts not being okay thing, hahaha.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Bricknyce wrote:
Anyway you slice or whatever statistics you provide, it’s still a man’s world and I believe deep down females want it to remain this way. [/quote]
Dream on, cupcake![/quote]
I’m not dreaming. I’m believing.
I’m not surprised by your post. After all, everything said about females AS A WHOLE - as a GROUP - COLLECTIVELY - applies to you - one SINGLE person - right?
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
When it comes to health, men really are the weaker sex and this is an imbalance that needs redressing, say experts.
Men are more likely to get cancer than women and are also more likely to die from it. [/quote]
Men work in more dangerous situations and are exposed to more harmful by products: construction, mining, etc
Men have much more stressful lives.
Women tend to attempt to take their lives in ways that will not guarantee their death.
Men jump infront of trains, shoot themselves or otherwise. Men actually have the balls to kill themselves. Women pussy out. Gogo awesome puns.
Again, men live more stressful lives in more difficult working environments. They get plenty of exercise.
Duh, men do most of the work. Men have more to burden.
Fyi, women are built to give birth. So comparing stretching a penis hole to a vagina, which is meant to stretch, is fucking retarded.
As far as I’m concerned, men can take more pain, physically and emotionally.
Enter Octobergirl and class retards to call me mysogynist and what not.