[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
So during computer training on Thursday I brought it up to the friend, who was there because she’s switching over to the program I’m being trained in, saying I can’t wait for our lesbian party. But guess whether my new boss, who was training us, is a lesbian? Yes, readers, she IS. So now I have to worry that I’ve seemed mocking. Which I’m not! I’m envious. Of everything but the sex.
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Quiet woman, you cannot paddle back without seemming to be mocking, so what would be more fitting than to invite a lesbian to a lesbian party.
All you need is white wine, cheese, a flanel shirt and Doc Martins.
Bonus points if you rent a Subaru just to have it parked in your driveway. [/quote]
My best friend has one, a Forester! And I have the Doc’s. So we’re all set except the flannel.
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Your best friend is a lesbian?
Why wouldnt she lend you a flanel shirt?
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She’s not a lesbian. I’ve never seen her in flannel.
And a European cheese plate? What, pray, is that? I was planning to have local artisan cheeses and organic things. Maybe some organic local chocolate. [/quote]
Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer.