Finally on the 3rd pg. of this thread do you guys mention Mr. Norris (Chuck to his friends)…
Soooo how does it go? John McClane vs. Rambo vs. Dutch vs. The Predator vs. Tony Jaa vs. Vin Diesel vs. Martin Riggs vs. (my vote for recent flick - Liam Neeson in “Taken”) vs. all the guys from that Spike TV show “Deadliest Warrior”? vs. Steven Segal vs. Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Sammo Hung vs. The Rock vs. Dirty Harry?, etc.
This is going to be a looooong thread lol
triple threat death match McClane vs. Riggs vs Jack Bauer…who survises?
[quote]bozbot wrote:
triple threat death match McClane vs. Riggs vs Jack Bauer…who survises?[/quote]
McClaine and Riggs would stuff Jack Bauer in a trash can, then go the bar and laugh about it.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
bozbot wrote:
triple threat death match McClane vs. Riggs vs Jack Bauer…who survises?
McClaine and Riggs would stuff Jack Bauer in a trash can, then go the bar and laugh about it. [/quote]
so two police officers would have no problem taking out a former special ops gov’t agent?
[quote]bozbot wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
bozbot wrote:
triple threat death match McClane vs. Riggs vs Jack Bauer…who survises?
McClaine and Riggs would stuff Jack Bauer in a trash can, then go the bar and laugh about it.
so two police officers would have no problem taking out a former special ops gov’t agent?[/quote]
Pretty much.
I WIN: JibJab
Fuck it, how 'bout the T-Nation authors?
Thibs vs Waterbury
Who wins?
Or better yet, how 'bout a cage fight between:
jasondmath vs Mod Laurie vs LowfatMatt vs Chris Shugart vs Mod Brian vs tbhall vsMod Jump’N Jack
Who wins?
Frank Dux (the Bloodsport version) vs. Rocky in a street fight.
Frank Dux would kick Rocky’s head into orbit.
Iron Man vs. Batman
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Frank Dux would kick Rocky’s head into orbit.
Iron Man vs. Batman[/quote]
Fuck this Goku whips on basically anyone he wants to with maybe the exception of the silver surfer… Maybe.
V
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Frank Dux would kick Rocky’s head into orbit.
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I think you underestimate the Italian Stallion…
Some advantages I think Rocky holds…
1.) Although he gets knocked down a lot, he has arguably NEVER been knocked out. Yes, I know he got counted out in the Clubber Lang fight, but that was more due to his concern for Mick’s health than a physiological KO. Dux would inflict a ridiculous amount of punishment, which would likely cause brain damage, but Rocky would just keep coming and coming.
“You beat that man…like I ain’t never seen a man get beat before…and the man…kept coming after you. We don’t need that kind of man in our lives” -Tony Duke
2.) Rocky is more familiar with street fighting. While Dux would be trying to execute gay-ass split kicks and artistic roundhouses, Rocky would be throwing trash cans, lead pipes, feral cats and everything else at him. Rocky was raised on the mean streets of Philly, Dux was raised in relative wealth by Belgian wine-makers.
3.) Dux has never had his stamina pushed to the limit. The kumite fights seldom exceeded one minute in length. Rocky has gone the distance.
4.) Senzo Tanaka was a pompous asshole. He probably got his coveted Katana Sword for $129.99 in the back of Black Belt Magazine. Micky >>> Tanaka
Thibs v Waterbury = Thibs
Rocky v Dux = Rocky
Batman v Ironman = Ironman
Dutch v anyone other than Chuck = Dutch
Rambo v Rocky = Rambo (he’d kill him)
Dutch v John Matrix (Commando) = Dutch
Dutch v Terminator I (T800) ???
Chuck Voegpohl Vs. a bear
[quote]GluteusGigantis wrote:
Dutch v Terminator I (T800) ???[/quote]
Terminator all day… The fact he died in the end of that movie is Hollywood bullshit. The human would never stand a chance.
Indiana Jones v. Han Solo
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
GluteusGigantis wrote:
Dutch v Terminator I (T800) ???
Terminator all day… The fact he died in the end of that movie is Hollywood bullshit. The human would never stand a chance.
Indiana Jones v. Han Solo[/quote]
Dutch would crush the TI with a big rock!!!
Indi vs Han, hmmmm, lets think. One pulled out a gun and blew away a guy challenging him with a sword, the other SHOT FIRST (yes he did, I hated the revised version) under a table to take out a bounty hunter.
Both good in fist fights.
I think I would go with Han Solo, I think he’d be that little bit dirtier in a fight (he’d scratch Indi’s eyes out).
[quote]GluteusGigantis wrote:
Indi vs Han, hmmmm, lets think. One pulled out a gun and blew away a guy challenging him with a sword, the other SHOT FIRST (yes he did, I hated the revised version) under a table to take out a bounty hunter.
Both good in fist fights.
I think I would go with Han Solo, I think he’d be that little bit dirtier in a fight (he’d scratch Indi’s eyes out).
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I concur
Luke Skywalker (Empire Strikes Back) vs Anakin Skywalker (Attack of the Clones)
back to the site contributors though,
Nate vs Poliquin??
Chek vs Poliquin??
back to the real heroes,
Conan vs The Incredible Hulk (big Lou)
Conan vs The Barbarian Brothers
Phil Whylie vs a bear. Oh wait he already did that, and WON