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X sorry man hope you find him.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol

You losing your dog fills me with giggles.

The kind of giggles you get from fizzy soda…or being pushed really high on a swing set…or playing with your new dog…

I fucking ate that dog.
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That’s fucked up.[/quote]

X2

Although it’s no excuse, I hope you posted that while drunk, Rock.[/quote]

Its a dog man. There are lots of them at pet stores.

Just get a new one? [/quote]

Years ago I had an argument with my brother. He said losing his beloved dog would be like losing a child (he had no kids). I told him there is absolutely NO comparison (I have a son).

Given the choice between losing a kid or a dog, the dog gets the boot!

However, those who have dogs and developed a relationship with them will only understand the depths of that love.

Joke all you want, but until you lose something you love dearly, you just can’t know.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Was it stuff you said in an old SAMA post? Not that it makes much difference.

I have trouble understanding you as we seem to be from completely different worlds (likely neither of them Earth) but I can’t understand why you’d say the things you did in your two previous posts.[/quote]

Why? Because prof fucks with me too. If he couldn’t take it and I knew he’d go jump in a meat grinder over it I wouldn’t have said it.

Im the meanest person in the nicest way. I say shit like this to catch people offgaurd. They get confused and then laugh because they can’t believe anyone would really say it in their time of need…I use lots of misdirection.

Last week a friend told me she was pregnant and terrified because she isn’t equipped to be a mom…I said “I have a wire hanger in my closet you’re welcomed to”

She laughed her ass off.

“Awwwww buddy I feel your pain” isn’t me.

That’s why i don’t answer hypothetical questions like that.

Of course a human’s life comes before a dog’s (well, I’d have to know which human we’re talking about) but pointing that stuff out is pointing out something we all know already and is just rude…like saying it’s just a dog. Everyone knows that.

Why not get up at a wedding and say that the wife takes a shit every day and in 60 years she’ll be all old and die and likely shit her pants for the last few months before she dies? Hey man, I’m just telling it like it is…can’t you fuckers handle the truth??

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol

You losing your dog fills me with giggles.

The kind of giggles you get from fizzy soda…or being pushed really high on a swing set…or playing with your new dog…

I fucking ate that dog.
[/quote]

That’s fucked up.[/quote]

X2

Although it’s no excuse, I hope you posted that while drunk, Rock.[/quote]

Its a dog man. There are lots of them at pet stores.

Just get a new one? [/quote]

Years ago I had an argument with my brother. He said losing his beloved dog would be like losing a child (he had no kids). I told him there is absolutely NO comparison (I have a son).

Given the choice between losing a kid or a dog, the dog gets the boot!

However, those who have dogs and developed a relationship with them will only understand the depths of that love.

Joke all you want, but until you lose something you love dearly, you just can’t know.
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Are you challenging me to buy a dog?

Sensitive time.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol

You losing your dog fills me with giggles.

The kind of giggles you get from fizzy soda…or being pushed really high on a swing set…or playing with your new dog…

I fucking ate that dog.
[/quote]

That’s fucked up.[/quote]

X2

Although it’s no excuse, I hope you posted that while drunk, Rock.[/quote]

Its a dog man. There are lots of them at pet stores.

Just get a new one? [/quote]

Years ago I had an argument with my brother. He said losing his beloved dog would be like losing a child (he had no kids). I told him there is absolutely NO comparison (I have a son).

Given the choice between losing a kid or a dog, the dog gets the boot!

However, those who have dogs and developed a relationship with them will only understand the depths of that love.

Joke all you want, but until you lose something you love dearly, you just can’t know.
[/quote]

Are you challenging me to buy a dog?
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If he isn’t, I am :wink: But you have to care for it, pet it, play with it and all that corny stuff people do with their pets. See if you don’t get emotionally attached.

A dog is an animal, no argument there, but those who’ve owned one know that it becomes part of the family, and even though losing one isn’t as devastating as losing a loved one, it is still very emotional. My fiance’s dog died last week and all at her house were a wreck (Heck, I even shed a tear, I liked that mutt). They buried him and I helped carve the wooden cross they placed over his grave.

Professor, I hope you find your pup. He was adorable.

This thread just ruined my day. I would become unhinged if my dog went missing.

Hope you find your dog. People are real scumbags sometimes.

No one has called…which means he was likely stolen. I can’t tell if he dug into the neighbor’s yard and then someone took him or if they walked into my backyard. Someone would have to be watching me extremely closely to even know when he was outside unless you could see him from one of the few houses over-looking my yard. You can’t see behind the gate and I don’t usually leave him outside (because I was afraid someone would try to take him).

Place a wanted ad on Craigslist saying you are looking for a pup very close to one matching him. Offer a high but in the ballpark price for “the right one”. Greed will flush out stupidity quicker than anything, and craigslist ads are free to place.

For what it’s worth, when I found a dog on our front lawn a few years ago, I put up flyers and contacted a few local shelters. It took a solid two weeks for the owners to get in touch with me even though they ended up being only five minutes away, so it might just take a while.

In any case, best of luck finding him. Sorry to hear.

Doc, was there any evidence that he may have dug himself out?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Doc, was there any evidence that he may have dug himself out?[/quote]

Yes…and the neighbor’s yard he dug into accused me of killing her cat about a year ago…a cat I never even saw or knew she had ie. “I found my cat dead, did YOU have anything to do with it?”. I don’t want to say more here.

[quote]csulli wrote:
This thread just ruined my day. I would become unhinged if my dog went missing.[/quote]

5 yrs ago, the dog I had for 4 yrs ran out of the house before I could get home. I searched on foot for 4.5 hrs.

At one point very early on, I saw her probably 100 yds away run across the road. I yelled and she didn’t hear me. By the time I caught up, I couldn’t see her.

One of the worst days ever.

I finally got a call that my roommate found her, somehow she crossed a major highway essentially doing a 270* movement, how she got all the way over there I’ll never know.

Being a great dane, I’m sure traffic was quite alarmed. I was so angry that she ran away, but the moment I saw her almost brings tears to my eyes now (especially since she passed away last year). When I get sad about her passing, I think back on how lucky I was to have had time to spend with her for another 4 yrs after she ran off that day.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Doc, was there any evidence that he may have dug himself out?[/quote]

Yes…and the neighbor’s yard he dug into accused me of killing her cat about a year ago…a cat I never even saw or knew she had ie. “I found my cat dead, did YOU have anything to do with it?”. I don’t want to say more here.[/quote]

that’s easy, “No, if I killed your cat, I would have eaten it for the proteinz”

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Doc, was there any evidence that he may have dug himself out?[/quote]

Yes…and the neighbor’s yard he dug into accused me of killing her cat about a year ago…a cat I never even saw or knew she had ie. “I found my cat dead, did YOU have anything to do with it?”. I don’t want to say more here.[/quote]

Oh crap.

Man…I would be so pissed off right about now…Yes its all about caring for the friend and relationship you just made with your dog but a little bit is also about taking WHAT’s MINE. Someone would have to search with me…cause If I found the person who took em…I’d have to be held back. Hopefully a nice family has em and they return him to you X.

[quote]FrozenNinja wrote:
Man…I would be so pissed off right about now…Yes its all about caring for the friend and relationship you just made with your dog but a little bit is also about taking WHAT’s MINE. Someone would have to search with me…cause If I found the person who took em…I’d have to be held back. Hopefully a nice family has em and they return him to you X.[/quote]

It pisses me off that they had to be watching that closely. They took within a two hour period late in the afternoon while I was home sleep. I had just put him outside in a yard you can’t see from the street and my schedule has not been fixed lately.