Thursday, 28 May
Weighed 226.0 today, which is mildly annoying as it is slightly up from last week’s average.
Between now and gyms reopening I’ll have a crack at something like Wendler’s 2x2x2 pattern of training: two days of strength, two days of conditioning, two days of recovery.
Strength will be whatever full body stuff I can do with my limited equipment. Basically upper push/pull, squats, hinges and core. So chinups/pressups, goblet squats, then the Pavel combo of swings/getups.
Conditioning will be a few different sprint workouts and recovery weight vest walks or easy runs.
Training (Strength)
Warmup
4x50 red miniband pullaparts.
4x25 red miniband dislocates.
Various dynamic lower body things. The usual.
Pull
Red Miniband Rows
25x one band per arm
25x one band per arm
15x two bands per arm
15x two bands per arm
Chinups
3xBW
4xBW
3xBW
3xBW
5xBW
I’m down around 5-6lbs since I last did chinups, so I was hoping to be knocking out sets of 30 by now. Oh well! Following that weird old progression I keep failing to stick with.
Circus Dumbbell Rows
10x24kg (53lbs) each arm
10x24kg (53lbs) each arm
10x24kg (53lbs) each arm
Grip and path harder than anything here. Will just keep pushing up the sets and/or reps.
Push
Pressups
10xBW
8xBW, decline
8x10kg (22lb) weight vest
5x10kg (22lb) weight vest, decline
5x10kg (22lb) weight vest, decline
5x10kg (22lb) weight vest, decline
AMRAPxBW
Last set a killer after the weighted decline sets, even with excessive rest. Weighted declines are hard. Felt RPE8ish for the 5s.
Kettlebell Shoulder Press
12x16kg (35lb)
12x16kg (35lb)
12x16kg (35lb)
Not too tough. Once I’m hitting “too many” reps here I’ll do seated bottoms-up presses.
Squat
Goblet(ish) Squat
5x16kg (35lb) kettlebell
5x24kg (53lb) Circus DB
2x40kg (90lb) (Circus DB & weight vest stuffed into the top)
3x50kg (110lb, not 90lb) (Circus DB & kettlebell in the top, wearing weight vest)
3x50kg (110lb) (Circus DB & kettlebell in the top, wearing weight vest)
3x50kg (110lb) (Circus DB & kettlebell in the top, wearing weight vest)
Balancing the weight vest and/or kettlebell on/in the end of the dumbbell (the bellend, if you will) is a task in itself. This wrecks my forearms as well - in the same way log cleans and stones do, not in like a “good for grip” way. Will serve until I can get some heavier KBs to goblet/front squat, but it’s taxing my grip and general posture a lot more than my legs.
Simple Sinister
Single-Arm Kettlebell Swing
10x16kg (35lb) each arm
10x16kg (35lb) each arm
10x16kg (35lb) each arm
10x16kg (35lb) each arm
10x16kg (35lb) each arm
Easy tbh, even hardstyle.
Turkish Getup
1x16kg (35lb) each side
1x16kg (35lb) each side
Hard as fuck tbh. Will need to build up volume/technique long before adding weight.
A good amount there, but I took really lengthy rest periods and did some work (as in, my job) in between. Lots of rest periods of over 5 minutes, some touching 10. Meant that all of the above technically took about three hours, but sure what the fuck else have I to do today?
Plus if I’m only “lifting” twice a week, I better do a decent amount.