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[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.

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thankfully I can see this ending badly -he’s made himself a target and is too young to fully understand the ramifications

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[quote]cstratton2 wrote:
That shit is gonna bite him hard later… I worked Security at a Bentley and Rolls Royce dealer… If a person is not mentally and emotionally mature and has access to money like that they’re problems in life get bigger not smaller lol [/quote]

Thats right,
If a person has money it just amplifies their personality. If they are an arsehole then they are a bigger areshole. If they are generous then they become super generous.

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[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]
lol. nope.

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[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of.

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He’s a piece of work alright.

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[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

You broke a guy’s cheek, nose, jaw and arm because he “talked shit” about your car?

You are exactly the sort of person who should not be a bouncer.

Frankly I think 90 days was too lenient.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]

Ha! My thoughts exactly

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He looks like a nerdy kid. One theme in all his pictures is he’s by himself - no buddies and no girls.

I think he’s pretty typical, the only difference being he can amplify his Internet trolling thru the resources available to him.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I always assumed trolling involved subtlety. This is far from that.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.

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I don’t think anyone was calling you out.

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

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[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

I dont even…

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[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

So do you always walk around looking to be offended by anything as an excuse to start shit and show off how amazingly tough you are, or only when you’re on your period?

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[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

So do you always walk around looking to be offended by anything as an excuse to start shit and show off how amazingly tough you are, or only when you’re on your period?[/quote]

I’m still confused if his original post was to brag about how tough he is or about how it was cool that he fucked his life up over resorting to physical violence because he couldnt stand getting ‘teased’ by a lil rich dude.

Now i must hide before he tries to beat me up…

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

I dont even…
[/quote]

LOL. Oh dear, I think Mr Golden Gloves may have taken too many shots to the head.

Makes me wonder how it actually went down with that guy he so proudly boasts about beating to a pulp.

Innocentguy - “Hey dude, I’ve just seen some kids hanging around your car”

Roadwarrior83 - “WTF you saying about my car? It’s a useless piece of shit?”

Innocentguy - “No dude, I’ve just seen some kids hanging around your car, maybe…”

Roadwarrior83 - “Did you just call my mum a whore?”

Innocentguy - “No man, I just thought you’d better know that I just saw…”

Roadwarrior83 - "Right that’s enough, you’ve asked for this, no-one calls me a pussy and gets away with it…KAPOW!!..THWACK!!!..BIFF!!..KERPLOINK!!!

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[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

I dont even…
[/quote]

LOL. Oh dear, I think Mr Golden Gloves may have taken too many shots to the head.

Makes me wonder how it actually went down with that guy he so proudly boasts about beating to a pulp.

Innocentguy - “Hey dude, I’ve just seen some kids hanging around your car”

Roadwarrior83 - “WTF you saying about my car? It’s a useless piece of shit?”

Innocentguy - “No dude, I’ve just seen some kids hanging around your car, maybe…”

Roadwarrior83 - “Did you just call my mum a whore?”

Innocentguy - “No man, I just thought you’d better know that I just saw…”

Roadwarrior83 - "Right that’s enough, you’ve asked for this, no-one calls me a pussy and gets away with it…KAPOW!!..THWACK!!!..BIFF!!..KERPLOINK!!![/quote]

Here is a reinactment of the actual incedent. Note: not for the faint of heart

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.[/quote]

U mad.[/quote]

Something tells me you’re the guy he beat the shit out of. [/quote]
ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.[/quote]

I dont even…
[/quote]

This Just got AWESOME.

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I don’ geddit. Is nobody else happy that a self-righteous narcissist got punched in the face? Regardless of any other pervasive story elements.

Let’s all just remember what it is at it’s core. A happy story about someone abusing his social stature and being oblivious to the fact that humans haven’t yet evolved past having hard knuckles.

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It is not only rich kids, but poor kids do the same thing. Always trying to one up someone else. The Big Kids just don’t care.

Lets go have a beer guys, and leave this schmegma dbag to himself.