Marzouk Out

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[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Seems a tad bit hypocritical that so many are making fun of Marzouk’s progress but a couple people make fun of a guy’s progress (that isn’t even a member of this forum) because he does Zerchers and gets flamed.[/quote]

Somebody close the door…the truth keeps getting in here.[/quote]

Isn’t the difference being that the Marzouk is attempting to ‘bodybuild’ while not making any significant progress (he has been lifting ‘on again/off again’ for about eight years) while the other dude is involved in power lifting and accomplished what many strength athletes consider to be a respectable feat?

From Marzouk’s progress thread:

[quote]Maiden3.16 wrote:
You started the thread off saying you are at 25% bodyfat, and three months later you say you are still at around 25% bodyfat.[/quote]

[quote]Marzouk wrote:
…i fucking hate being the yo yo guy.

FWIW i have no idea what my bf is, I’m just guessing. Looks like the last 2 months have been a bit of a waste it seems.[/quote]

…then, after contributing basically nothing of note to the forum and not even having built a decent enough physique to warrant any attention, decides that he is of enough importance to do anything more than just slink away and stop posting.

I’m sure most people are ragging on him because of ^ rather than shitting on him for a lack of progress for no other reason.[/quote]

Don’t mistake my post for all out concern. I just find it curious that people can rag on this guy but not that guy. You can justify it all you want but you can’t shine shit.

The zercher guy in the video didn’t have a good build - dare I say didn’t look like he worked out. How many other times has this popped up on this website? Oh wait, Marzouk - doesn’t look like he worked out.
[/quote]

I’m seriously going to run out of these if every thread in GAL turns into a zercher thread.

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[quote]pja wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]pja wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
In fact! I bet right now DEA agents are on this website doing a keyword search for “test” and “testosterone” and getting search warrants as we speak!!!

FUCKKKKK[/quote]

I wasn’t thinking along the lines of any legal hassle. I still wouldn’t put my face on the internet talking about that stuff. Rest assured, if you don’t care, I certainly don’t.[/quote]

I’m still wondering where I said anything about drug use. Because I said the words “ROIDZ” and “SYRINGE” and am muscular I’m foolhardy? mmmmmk[/quote]

My guess is he is talking about your 1000 posts in the steroid forum where you openly admit
to purchasing and using. He is also probably not talking about legal issues
but more like potential future employers doing some sort of background search
and finding numerous posts where you admit to breaking the law…just saying.
Sometimes you twenty somethings are quite naive when it comes to
what you say on the internet and how it may come back and haunt you.

[/quote]

lol 1000 posts in the steroid section? nope. Yes, I’m sure an employer will be sure to search every bodybuilding website possible searching for my face and then he can search my posts and decide if he wants to hire me or not. I’m sure they have time for this. I’m glad you care so much about me. In fact! I’ve been recently kicked out of college (My dean saw my posts on here about drugs and expelled me) and fired from my job for the same reason. Lifes a bitch :cry:

You old people are delusional.[/quote]

The 1000 number was obviously an exaggeration. Sure it might take a little bit of sleuthing
but if you ever aspire to have a real job that doesn’t require checking IDs and for which you will make more than 10 dollars an hour, people may just put the effort in to do such things.
Why take the chance? It doesn’t make any sense as eventually your life may evolve to the point where you have other responsibilities other than deciding whether your squat workout will consist of 5 sets of 10 or 10 sets of 5.

And to set the record straight I could not care less about you…you just remind me of all the twenty somethings checking facebook on their iphone while I lecture who then bitch after the exam about how I gave exam questions on things that I didn’t cover in class when in fact they were too busy reading a wall post about how somebody took a monstrous dump this morning.[/quote]

So you are a butthurt professor, nice.

Is this facebook? No.

Am I in your class? No.

If your teaching skills werent so terrible kids wouldn’t be checking their facebooks. Go cry about your shitty teaching position somewhere else, thanks.

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“You old people are delusional”??

You may lick my dirty Depends, you veiny penis-looking bastard!!!

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
“You old people are delusional”??

You may lick my dirty Depends, you veiny penis-looking bastard!!![/quote]

lol it’s just funny that this random dude came out of the woodwork to tell me I remind him of his college students who check their facebooks? LOL WUT?!?!?!

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
“You old people are delusional”??

You may lick my dirty Depends, you veiny penis-looking bastard!!![/quote]

lol it’s just funny that this random dude came out of the woodwork to tell me I remind him of his college students who check their facebooks? LOL WUT?!?!?![/quote]

Its probably one of HH alternate accounts Way, he does that to everyone.

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The funniest thing about this thread - if the guy comes back he’s going to see that it got thousands of views and hundreds of replies and think he was super-popular.

Until he opens it…

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
The funniest thing about this thread - if the guy comes back he’s going to see that it got thousands of views and hundreds of replies and think he was super-popular.

Until he opens it… [/quote]

Then it cuts to Marzouk’s face staring at his computer screen with a single tear streaming down his face and REM’s Everybody Hurts playing in the background.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
“You old people are delusional”??

You may lick my dirty Depends, you veiny penis-looking bastard!!![/quote]

lol it’s just funny that this random dude came out of the woodwork to tell me I remind him of his college students who check their facebooks? LOL WUT?!?!?![/quote]

Its probably one of HH alternate accounts Way, he does that to everyone.[/quote]

haha, I wouldn’t put it past him. I haven’t seen HH post in ages.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

Why not Mexico? [/quote]

I thought we already own Mexico. where would they be without us buying their illegal drugs?

amirite?[/quote]

Are you kidding? You live in California. You of all people should know that Mexico practically owns US.[/quote]

naw man, we just have them around to do our bidding. we could always put up some kinda wall to keep them out if’n we wanted to, but then who’d do all the work around here?[/quote]

True, but just to be on the safe side, do you think killing all their male babies to make their population weaker would be a good idea? Oh wait…too OP’er specific.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]SkyNett wrote:
The funniest thing about this thread - if the guy comes back he’s going to see that it got thousands of views and hundreds of replies and think he was super-popular.

Until he opens it… [/quote]

Then it cuts to Marzouk’s face staring at his computer screen with a single tear streaming down his face and REM’s Everybody Hurts playing in the background.[/quote]

Okay dont care who you are that was two funny posts.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
The funniest thing about this thread - if the guy comes back he’s going to see that it got thousands of views and hundreds of replies and think he was super-popular.

Until he opens it… [/quote]

So true…this had been an entertaining read, don’t know why people keep telling it to go away.

/as they bump it right back to the top of the forum.
//LULZ
///this is GAL right?

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

Why not Mexico? [/quote]

I thought we already own Mexico. where would they be without us buying their illegal drugs?

amirite?[/quote]

Are you kidding? You live in California. You of all people should know that Mexico practically owns US.[/quote]

naw man, we just have them around to do our bidding. we could always put up some kinda wall to keep them out if’n we wanted to, but then who’d do all the work around here?[/quote]

True, but just to be on the safe side, do you think killing all their male babies to make their population weaker would be a good idea? Oh wait…too OP’er specific.
[/quote]

I think the Egyptians tried that a few thousand years ago…only made them stronger.

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]pja wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]pja wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
In fact! I bet right now DEA agents are on this website doing a keyword search for “test” and “testosterone” and getting search warrants as we speak!!!

FUCKKKKK[/quote]

I wasn’t thinking along the lines of any legal hassle. I still wouldn’t put my face on the internet talking about that stuff. Rest assured, if you don’t care, I certainly don’t.[/quote]

I’m still wondering where I said anything about drug use. Because I said the words “ROIDZ” and “SYRINGE” and am muscular I’m foolhardy? mmmmmk[/quote]

My guess is he is talking about your 1000 posts in the steroid forum where you openly admit
to purchasing and using. He is also probably not talking about legal issues
but more like potential future employers doing some sort of background search
and finding numerous posts where you admit to breaking the law…just saying.
Sometimes you twenty somethings are quite naive when it comes to
what you say on the internet and how it may come back and haunt you.

[/quote]

lol 1000 posts in the steroid section? nope. Yes, I’m sure an employer will be sure to search every bodybuilding website possible searching for my face and then he can search my posts and decide if he wants to hire me or not. I’m sure they have time for this. I’m glad you care so much about me. In fact! I’ve been recently kicked out of college (My dean saw my posts on here about drugs and expelled me) and fired from my job for the same reason. Lifes a bitch :cry:

You old people are delusional.[/quote]

The 1000 number was obviously an exaggeration. Sure it might take a little bit of sleuthing
but if you ever aspire to have a real job that doesn’t require checking IDs and for which you will make more than 10 dollars an hour, people may just put the effort in to do such things.
Why take the chance? It doesn’t make any sense as eventually your life may evolve to the point where you have other responsibilities other than deciding whether your squat workout will consist of 5 sets of 10 or 10 sets of 5.

And to set the record straight I could not care less about you…you just remind me of all the twenty somethings checking facebook on their iphone while I lecture who then bitch after the exam about how I gave exam questions on things that I didn’t cover in class when in fact they were too busy reading a wall post about how somebody took a monstrous dump this morning.[/quote]

So you are a butthurt professor, nice.

Is this facebook? No.

Am I in your class? No.

If your teaching skills werent so terrible kids wouldn’t be checking their facebooks. Go cry about your shitty teaching position somewhere else, thanks.[/quote]

You win…posting about your illegal activities online while also posting what your
face looks like is certainly a risk worth taking.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
we should quit arguing about this shit, and invade Canada.

I doubt if they’d put up much resistance. We could install a puppet government with Justin Beiber as Prime Minister, and enslave all the hot chicks.

the rest, we’ll let fend for themselves.

and tax the shit out of them.

I think this would work for a while.

whaddya’all think?[/quote]

You can have DebraD if I can have Maine…
Charlie we will have to do halfsies.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
we should quit arguing about this shit, and invade Canada.
[/quote]

You can have DebraD if I can have Maine…
Charlie we will have to do halfsies.
[/quote]

Deal…or we could tag-team the two of them, and Charlie can join in whenever she wanted.

sound bettah?

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
we should quit arguing about this shit, and invade Canada.
[/quote]

You can have DebraD if I can have Maine…
Charlie we will have to do halfsies.
[/quote]

Deal…or we could tag-team the two of them, and Charlie can join in whenever she wanted.

sound bettah?
[/quote]

Well I’m really only going to have Maine walk around Nekkid & cook!

Charlie I take every other weekend and Summer vacation.

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Mkay ~

looks like we’re getting a plan here.

good work, ya’all~

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
we should quit arguing about this shit, and invade Canada.
[/quote]

You can have DebraD if I can have Maine…
Charlie we will have to do halfsies.
[/quote]

Deal…or we could tag-team the two of them, and Charlie can join in whenever she wanted.

sound bettah?
[/quote]

We pillage our own round here.
I’ll be too busy lighting stuff on fire and looting.

Unless there will be deviled eggs??? 0_0

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Oh Canada, etc, etc, etc…

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
we should quit arguing about this shit, and invade Canada.
[/quote]

You can have DebraD if I can have Maine…
Charlie we will have to do halfsies.
[/quote]

Deal…or we could tag-team the two of them, and Charlie can join in whenever she wanted.

sound bettah?
[/quote]

We pillage our own round here.
I’ll be too busy lighting stuff on fire and looting.

Unless there will be deviled eggs??? 0_0
[/quote]

Threadkiller attempts invasion of Canada…
ends up having Picnic Orgy.

SOUNDS PERFECT!!!