Any guy with insecurities about his sexuality is going to have a hard time with the concept.
[quote]EvanX wrote:
That looks like a small messenger bag, whats the problem? If I am wearing a suit or button up shirt I use a leather messenger bag or larger satchel. Wearing a backpack with a suit looks fucking retarded. [/quote]
so does wearing a leather messenger bag or larger satchel…
class up and carry a briefcase
[quote]tom63 wrote:
The only way it isn’t gay is if it is Maxpedition gear and you can holster a gun in it.
Otherwise it is gay. if you need something to carry your crap in, it would include a gun. Pockets are also an option. If you have more stuff than you can fit in your pockets that does not involve survival, you are a girl.[/quote]
Two of my friends got Maxpedition “satchels”, but it still looks kinda gay. Well, aside from the massive fixed blade hunting knife one of them has that he made in a home-made forge.
[quote]dianab wrote:
[quote]EvanX wrote:
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
[quote]EvanX wrote:
That looks like a small messenger bag, whats the problem? If I am wearing a suit or button up shirt I use a leather messenger bag or larger satchel. Wearing a backpack with a suit looks fucking retarded. [/quote]
It’s wrong because we have to draw the fucking line somewhere.
What’s next, dudes asking if it’s gay to wear your girlfriend’s thongs?
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Guy, it’s a fucking messenger bag. How is this gay?? Again if you are dressing up and wearing a backpack you are looking stupid.[/quote]
Absolutely. A briefcase is too old or too serious and a knapsack with a suit just makes you look stupid with no taste.
Nothing wrong with messenger bags, cross body bags are very hot right now for men and women.[/quote]
If I have to haul items around, I match the container to my outfit and my intended purpose (e.g., going to train, heading to the office, etc.)
But I could see having enough fashion sense to deliberately BREAK the rules and thus make a bold statement:
- Large, internal-frame backpack for overnight hikes, complete with bedroll worn with a suit.
- Torn plastic grocery bag, reinforced with duct tape, to carry Christmas presents to relatives.
- Gym duffel bag, completely with wrist/knee wraps and foam roll, for a romantic weekend tryst (because a dynamic warmup and protecting the joints is good for more than just training).
- Expensive briefcase, tastefully done in a rich leather, to carry water bottles and mosquito repellent for a day hike at a national park.
With a suit (or just dressed for work), I use a LARGE messenger bag - nothing small that could be taken as a murse.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^except it’s European + Carry All … there’s all gay about that [/quote]
Because being called “European” is the worst thing in the world.[/quote]
The only thing actually gheyer than a European, is a European with a purse!
Ronaldo is portuguese I believe, but has spent WAAAY too much time in Spain if you ask me![/quote]
Spain has spent waaay too much time in Ronaldo me thinks.
[quote]dianab wrote:
[quote]EvanX wrote:
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
[quote]EvanX wrote:
That looks like a small messenger bag, whats the problem? If I am wearing a suit or button up shirt I use a leather messenger bag or larger satchel. Wearing a backpack with a suit looks fucking retarded. [/quote]
It’s wrong because we have to draw the fucking line somewhere.
What’s next, dudes asking if it’s gay to wear your girlfriend’s thongs?
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Guy, it’s a fucking messenger bag. How is this gay?? Again if you are dressing up and wearing a backpack you are looking stupid.[/quote]
Absolutely. A briefcase is too old or too serious and a knapsack with a suit just makes you look stupid with no taste.
Nothing wrong with messenger bags, cross body bags are very hot right now for men and women.[/quote]
Rolly backpack FTW!!!
A murse is usually small and doesn’t carry much, if you have documents you need to carry a nice leatherbound folder would do, if you have too much to carry in a folder go for the briefcase. There are nice trendy brief cases that don’t make you look like your holding the codes for a nuclear launch.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
With a suit (or just dressed for work), I use a LARGE messenger bag - nothing small that could be taken as a murse.
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So it’s a large murse? Kinda like the oversized louis vuitton bags you see a lot of girls carrying their puppies in, right??
Ya you’re probably ghey! Not sure if you knew that already or not, but if you didn’t know now you do! FIX IT!
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^except it’s European + Carry All … there’s all gay about that [/quote]
Because being called “European” is the worst thing in the world.[/quote]
Which makes you gay. Your screen name is German. Germany is in Europe.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]BobParr wrote:
With a suit (or just dressed for work), I use a LARGE messenger bag - nothing small that could be taken as a murse.
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So it’s a large murse? Kinda like the oversized louis vuitton bags you see a lot of girls carrying their puppies in, right??
Ya you’re probably ghey! Not sure if you knew that already or not, but if you didn’t know now you do! FIX IT![/quote]
Shit!!! I’ll get to work on it right away. But let me ask - the little teacup Chihuahua dog I carry with me (Pacito is his name). Does he stay, or do I leave him at the shelter before I drop the Louis Vuitton bag off at Good Will?
When I travel I’ll usually wear a fannypak type
bag. It’s ca condor modular military kind that I picked up from an army surplus, so it looks cool like something solid snake would wear.
Please, find me one Spanish player to dress anything like Ronaldo. That cabron has been blowing kisses and prancing around long before he ever stepped foot in Spain.
[quote]goldengloves wrote:
Please, find me one Spanish player to dress anything like Ronaldo. That cabron has been blowing kisses and prancing around long before he ever stepped foot in Spain.[/quote]
Francisco Jiménez Tejada, Spanish soccer player! You’re right tho, Cristiano is giving them spaniards a bad name.
European = Ghey!
[quote]BobParr wrote:
Shit!!! I’ll get to work on it right away. But let me ask - the little teacup Chihuahua dog I carry with me (Pacito is his name). Does he stay, or do I leave him at the shelter before I drop the Louis Vuitton bag off at Good Will?[/quote]
Aww don’t take poor pacito to the shelter thats just cruel!! Buy a pitbull and feed pacito’s sorry ass to him! Then he’s dying for a greater cause!
There’s an ex-pro wrestler who lifts at the gym I work at who rocks a fanny pack. He couldn’t be a nicer guy. Also, he’s at least 6’5" and 300+lbs of muscle and his wife is fine as fuck. In his case it’s allowed.
I carry my work shit in a laptop bag. It had a shoulder strap but I took it off and carry it by the handles.
Not even old people carry the leather briefcases anymore.
hey LankEy!!
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
There’s an ex-pro wrestler who lifts at the gym I work at who rocks a fanny pack. He couldn’t be a nicer guy. Also, he’s at least 6’5" and 300+lbs of muscle and his wife is fine as fuck. In his case it’s allowed.[/quote]
LOL, yes at that size you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Shit The Rock almost makes a tutu look masculine.
Indiana Jones wore one.
If you’re a man and you’re carrying anything that has one and only one shoulder strap, you are making a huge mistake. Use a briefcase, or like Lanky said, a laptop bag w/o the shoulder strap. If you are wearing a suit, a matching briefcase in some sort of leather or other animal skin is the ONLY option.
A backpack is only appropriate if you are wearing shorts or jeans or you’re a Jehovah’s Witness.
A fannypack is only appropriate if you are big enough to discourage anyone from calling you out on it by your sheer size, in which case wear a pink fucking fannypack and a bright orange feather boa if you want to because you have earned that right.
If you use a case with a shoulder strap, you’d better be Indiana Jones or frolicking on the French Riviera with Jude Law. Otherwise you are gay. There are some things that are simply timeless and only seem old-fashioned or out of style to those who are slaves to all the current trends, and as such are lemmings. Would Patrick Bateman ever rock a shoulder-strapped “carry-all”? I think not, and neither should any T-Man.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]goldengloves wrote:
Please, find me one Spanish player to dress anything like Ronaldo. That cabron has been blowing kisses and prancing around long before he ever stepped foot in Spain.[/quote]
Francisco JimÃ?©nez Tejada, Spanish soccer player! You’re right tho, Cristiano is giving them spaniards a bad name.
European = Ghey! [/quote]
I hate to break this to you but Xisco is gay. A gay man kissing other gay men? Who could imagine such a thing. Since there are American homosexuals and homosexuals playing in American sports I suppose America is also gay.