Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
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…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Sure we’ve done stupid stuff over the years, but it never involved:

  1. shoving anything up anyone’s ass
  2. the eating of anything that had formerly been shoved up anyone else’s ass
  3. 1 ounce of cocaine
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[quote]Bujo wrote:

Sure we’ve done stupid stuff over the years, but it never involved:

  1. shoving anything up anyone’s ass
  2. the eating of anything that had formerly been shoved up anyone else’s ass
  3. 1 ounce of cocaine[/quote]

Dude, if you had brothers, how do you know #2 is true?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

Sure we’ve done stupid stuff over the years, but it never involved:

  1. shoving anything up anyone’s ass
  2. the eating of anything that had formerly been shoved up anyone else’s ass
  3. 1 ounce of cocaine[/quote]

Dude, if you had brothers, how do you know #2 is true?

[/quote]

Faith and/or selective memory.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i would eat stuff out of OP’s and simpster’s butt [/quote]

Ohh I think I just came a little! ; )

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THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT~!LOL PA DUM DUM PSSH!

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

This.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

I have a brother and sure I am his sister but we did stupid stuff. We strapped cargo parachutes that my dad sent us from Viet Nam and jumped off of buildings. We shot each other with pellet guns to see if it really hurt. But he never, ever asked me eat cocaine out of his ass.

I guess my brother isn’t a hood rat. And if you think eating the cocaine out of your hood rat brother’s ass makes you a stand up brother, it just makes you an absolute idiot and a Darwin Award winner.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

I have a brother and sure I am his sister but we did stupid stuff. We strapped cargo parachutes that my dad sent us from Viet Nam and jumped off of buildings. We shot each other with pellet guns to see if it really hurt. But he never, ever asked me eat cocaine out of his ass.

I guess my brother isn’t a hood rat. And if you think eating the cocaine out of your hood rat brother’s ass makes you a stand up brother, it just makes you an absolute idiot and a Darwin Award winner.

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You seem to be missing the point. You jumped off of some damned buildings. It would appear to be a personal choice what grade you give stupid shit you have done with or for siblings.

This isn’t about what makes you a “stand up brother”. The point is just about all of nus with brothers or sisters have done shit that would be labeled as DUMB AS SHIT by most watching.

I mean, seriously…good for you for not eating coke out of his ass.

You still lose points for jumping off buildings.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

You still lose points for jumping off buildings.[/quote]

no, you kinda lose the point that Skyzyks made. This isn’t being a stand up brother. This is being an idiot. What you miss is that sure, you can do crazy things with your siblings but that doesn’t mean you become a mental defect.

Did you miss Skyzyks post cuz it was a good one. Or any of Bujos?

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maybe he thought since it was in a baggy it would pass right through. i have talked to people who have gotten pulled over and swallowed a bag of weed and shit it out and it came out unscavved. one guy told me that he could swallow it and regurgitate the baggy. as long ass(get it?) the plastic is sealed it should pass right through

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

[/quote]

I bet it has happened more often and is safer than making home-made napalm and throwing it at each other.
I guarantee you neither of them thought that it would lead to a death.

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I just hope the guy who died didn’t have any kids.

Darwin wins!

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

[/quote]

? Who wrote that was “normal”?

Most people with brothers growing up do stupid shit. I find it hilarious that you yourself have done stupid shit that could have killed you…but you see your own stupid shit as so much better than this stupid shit.

Yeah, I am betting quite a few humans thought you could swallow a baggy with drugs and shit it out later. I am also betting quite a few humans do even more stupid shit in the heat of the moment if they get caught by law enforcement.

You are armchair quarterbacking a situation you will likely never be in more out of your own differences in environment than anything you did yourself.

Because let’s face it…you jumped off buildings. You can’t put much past you.

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This is some Castor and Pollux level shit right here.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

[/quote]

? Who wrote that was “normal”?

Most people with brothers growing up do stupid shit. I find it hilarious that you yourself have done stupid shit that could have killed you…but you see your own stupid shit as so much better than this stupid shit.

Yeah, I am betting quite a few humans thought you could swallow a baggy with drugs and shit it out later. I am also betting quite a few humans do even more stupid shit in the heat of the moment if they get caught by law enforcement.

You are armchair quarterbacking a situation you will likely never be in more out of your own differences in environment than anything you did yourself.

Because let’s face it…you jumped off buildings. You can’t put much past you.[/quote]

I’m sorry, but this is fucking retarded. Jumping off a building [which probably means 2 story house] as a child is COMPLETELY different than eating an ozone of yodder out of someone’s ass. I’ve got a lot of friends that I’ve done some REALLY dumb shit for and vice versa, and have in fact even been in a car getting pulled over while a passenger swallowed a little over a gram of coke in a plastic bag [and later chugged tequila and hand soap to try and make himself throw it back up] to avoid the ensuing legal troubles, but there is a limit.

If you can sit here with a straight face and say you’d eat an oz of coke [nevermind where it came from] to help a family member/buddy from going to jail, then you’re a moron.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

[/quote]

? Who wrote that was “normal”?

Most people with brothers growing up do stupid shit. I find it hilarious that you yourself have done stupid shit that could have killed you…but you see your own stupid shit as so much better than this stupid shit.

Yeah, I am betting quite a few humans thought you could swallow a baggy with drugs and shit it out later. I am also betting quite a few humans do even more stupid shit in the heat of the moment if they get caught by law enforcement.

You are armchair quarterbacking a situation you will likely never be in more out of your own differences in environment than anything you did yourself.

Because let’s face it…you jumped off buildings. You can’t put much past you.[/quote]

I’m sorry, but this is fucking retarded. Jumping off a building [which probably means 2 story house] as a child is COMPLETELY different than eating an ozone of yodder out of someone’s ass. I’ve got a lot of friends that I’ve done some REALLY dumb shit for and vice versa, and have in fact even been in a car getting pulled over while a passenger swallowed a little over a gram of coke in a plastic bag [and later chugged tequila and hand soap to try and make himself throw it back up] to avoid the ensuing legal troubles, but there is a limit. If you can sit here with a straight face and say you’d eat an oz of coke [nevermind where it came from] to help a family member/buddy from going to jail, then you’re a moron.[/quote]

Because a gram ingested all at once can’t kill you? I fail to see the difference aside from origin of the baggy.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Police: Man Trying To Hide Drug Evidence In Squad Car

A South Carolina man’s brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother’s backside.
Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.
But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell’s backside.

Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.
“It’s sickening,” North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. “I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it.”

Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.

http://www.wdsu.com/r/30037563/detail.html
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the title of the topic is hillarious :)))))

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]shadylow wrote:

Those of you that are shocked that the brother did it either don’t have brothers or aren’t close enough to them…
[/quote]

…or have brothers who aren’t borderline retarded.[/quote]

Wait…so you guys with brothers have lived your entire lives without doing anything stupid with your brothers that could have taken your life.

I will call anyone stating this either a liar or one sheltered individual.[/quote]

Yeah, we used to do tons of stuff that could result in death. Sometimes intentionally. Like poorly built bike jumps that directed the rider into a tree or making napalm and throwing it at each other.

But there was always the chance that we would survive and not have to explain what happened when dad got home from work.

The guy in the vid- He has a lot of explaining to do, and he’s still gonna be grounded for at least 10 years.

[/quote]

thank you!

what I am talking about.

X is off is his rocker if he thinks eating cocaine out of your brothers ass is a normal thing.

[/quote]

? Who wrote that was “normal”?

Most people with brothers growing up do stupid shit. I find it hilarious that you yourself have done stupid shit that could have killed you…but you see your own stupid shit as so much better than this stupid shit.

Yeah, I am betting quite a few humans thought you could swallow a baggy with drugs and shit it out later. I am also betting quite a few humans do even more stupid shit in the heat of the moment if they get caught by law enforcement.

You are armchair quarterbacking a situation you will likely never be in more out of your own differences in environment than anything you did yourself.

Because let’s face it…you jumped off buildings. You can’t put much past you.[/quote]

I’m sorry, but this is fucking retarded. Jumping off a building [which probably means 2 story house] as a child is COMPLETELY different than eating an ozone of yodder out of someone’s ass. I’ve got a lot of friends that I’ve done some REALLY dumb shit for and vice versa, and have in fact even been in a car getting pulled over while a passenger swallowed a little over a gram of coke in a plastic bag [and later chugged tequila and hand soap to try and make himself throw it back up] to avoid the ensuing legal troubles, but there is a limit. If you can sit here with a straight face and say you’d eat an oz of coke [nevermind where it came from] to help a family member/buddy from going to jail, then you’re a moron.[/quote]

Because a gram ingested all at once can’t kill you? I fail to see the difference aside from origin of the baggy.[/quote]

Are you being serious? An oz is more than TWENTY-EIGHT TIMES the amouns of a gram. Someone who does it even semi-regularly could handle a gram. You’d have to be Tony Montana to even think about taking down an oz.