^ Would have been dad, but didn’t have the exact change.
^ pays for sex with women, only to father the offsrping on internet forums.
^ has so many unplanned offspring that he now pays for sex with men.
^Shaves his taint with a dull rusty razor, for the friction
^holds the scrotum out of the way while he does it
^Likes touching other mens scrotums.
^^fuck you
and you
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^enjoyed every second of it
^holds his hand up and states: I’m next.
^auditioned for two horses one cup
^ Was the undisputed choice for two horses on cup.
^still holds a grudge for finishing 2nd
^in a gangbang he always finishes first.
^ Always delegated to being a fluffer.
^taught ^^ how to fluff, and ^^^ is jealous
^loves acute angles
^ Is a fucking geek.
^Doesn’t know what ah-cute angel is either
^ Can see right through people.