^ likes anything with 2 front teeth missing. Reminds him of his days in the back woods where “Deliverance” was filmed.
^Rolls around like a pig in shit when makin’ bacon with Uncle Roscoe.
^ squeals like a pig when Uncle Roscoe plays hide the sausage up ^'s shitter
^ Uncle Roscoe’s mail order Thai Lady Boy…still has ^^ fooled
^^Enjoys the fudgesicle flavor of sausage on a stick. To this day the Good Humor man jingles make her cream her 14 straight wearing day panties. Oooo sticky.
^ likes to suck ^^^ panties dry
^ likes to suck ^^'s Good Humor fudgesicle dry
^^Always first to push the panties aside as to get to the meaty cock.
^^Enjoys taking my stick & inserting it into her own fudgemaker.
^ hasn’t met a tranny yet he hasn’t blown.
^ has several tranny blow-up dolls just so he can say the same for himself
^Because Tits are bigger, ^ has killed more blow up tranny dolls than ^^ has made love to.
^ body model for the best selling tranny blow up doll.
^Obviously is in love w/me.
^ dresses in a burkha in hopes Rockula will rape him.
^Fapped as he wrote his post. Fetish for man ass raping is undeniable.
^ fetish for dog ass raping is legally documented
^put a gun to my head and made me decide to either revive this thread or fuck his dog.
^Had already been fucked by the dog, so decided to split.
^ recorded the encounter on videotape, and furiously beats off to it nightly