^ has a profitable business selling her soiled thongs to sickabs
^ has an UN-profitable business selling his soiled thongs to nervous, sweaty preteens. Needs to do some market research like ^^ did.
^ is an asshole who wanted me to bump this thread
^ wants to thread his needle dick into someone’s asshole while getting bumped from behind
^ has a veiny labia bigger than my needle dick
^ has never even seen labia thanks to his needle dick
^ is missing out on the best inch of her life
^ is part of the gay, tranny, and lesbian life. GTL FTW!
^^^^had sex with the guy in his avatar^^^^^^
^
could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure
I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
'Cause I’d miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I’m wondering what you’re dreaming
Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we’re together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever
I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
'Cause I’d miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
I don’t wanna miss one smile
I don’t wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
Don’t wanna close my eyes
Don’t wanna fall asleep
'Cause I’d miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
'Cause I’d still miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
'Cause I’d miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you, babe
And I don’t wanna miss a thing
^ makes me want to go read some good poetry so that hog wash is outta my mind.
^ likes to wash hogs before he has his way with them.
^likes the hogs to be dirty before they have their way with him
^ is like a bottle of fine wine: he likes to “corkscrew” himself down onto a hog penis, and then POP!!!
^Due to restraining order, must stay 50ft away from all farm animals w/penises.
^^^^^His mother was Lee Harvey Oswald^^^^^
^^^Once ate kitty litter to see how it tasted^^
^once ate a cats anus because he couldnt find the kitty litter.
^Due to heartburn problems, ^ can no longer eat cat anus, only fuck them.
^ has no birth certificate…just an apology letter from the Trojan Man.