^ needs to join the short bus with Masch for slow mother fuckers
^drives the short bus w/a sugar loaded candy cane for ^^.
^ hides his anger that his penis is referred to as the short bus
^ prefers calling his own penis a more obvious term, “chode”
^likes riding my short bus. Especially when she is in the jumper seat.
EDIT- thanks Lawson…dumb ass.
^ Prefers polo to HT on his short bus, not because polo is more attractive, but because he stays and cuddles after the ride.
^ has a very short bus that often quits running before the rider has reached their destination
^ Is from Texas.
^Stalks Alexis Texas
^Stalks Alexis Texas
^no^doesn’t
^ Probably does.
^ is stalking ^^ in hopes to ride ^^s extra-long party bus
^doesn’t understand why ^wakes up on the lawn of ^favorite porn star every night
^Instead of mirror over bed has a Fathead poster of John Holmes.
^ Knows this because he was on bottom, in said bed.
^Must be from Norway… Everyone know when you’re on bottom you’re pillow eating…jack ass!
^ Is right
^agrees? um, so do <
^ and ^^, pillow biters united.