^is still waiting in line to glaze it up
^getting ready to glaze ^^'s cinnamon ring
^Allergic to cinnamon, but is all about doughnut holes.
^isn’t picky about any type of hole
^Does not wear jealousy well at all.
^wears his ignorance like a badge of honor
^wears his uncles “surprise” like a badge of honor and, simultaneously, as a mustache
^likes to give mustache rides to 9yr old Cub Scouts
^wishes he was a 9yr old cub scout waiting in line for a mustache ride
^wants to block out the memories of what the scout leader did to him, instead has a guilty orgasm at the thought of it.
^watches from the bushes as I have my guilty orgasm
^ Chokes himself while hw masturbates, then cries himself to sleep. “I’m sorry, Jesus.”
^wishes he were my belt I use to choke myself
^Wishes it was my wang he was masturbating, while dressed as a cub scout team leader.
^ wishes he were the tissues
^wants his mouth to be used as the tissue
^Wants his ass to be the trashcan for said tissue.
^is a dog and everyone knows dogs eat from trashcans
^expert on dining from trashcans
^shouldn’t talk about Polo’s girlfriend that way.