^ is slow on the trigger and fucks everything up
^was one the guys/gals that i pleasured that day, didn’t know you had a cock mascherano.
^ Didn’t know mascherano had a cock until he felt it DEEEEEP in his guts
^ gladly confirms that Mascherano has a cock after having it stuffed in his beak
^ got the best beak job of her life (minus the chaffing)
^^^^Was pleasantly surprised when he found out that ^^ cock is bigger than ^.
^ is a dirty little slut who apparently knows how big everyone’s cock is
^Uses Peanut Butter on her pretty parts as collateral.
^ is mildly allergic to peanuts but likes to play in the ‘Danjah Zone’
^Razored lightning bolts in her “danjah zone” to fool me into playin’ in there. And it worked. It was like a jungle in there.
^ forgot to get his vaccine’s prior to visiting said jungle and is now ‘kinda itchy’
^ was referred to a veterinarian after her first trip to the gyno
^ wants to be a gyno because it’s the only way he can even get near a vagina
^ is a mind reader
^^wants gyno to pry bar her open & clean out all human remnants… from 1998.
^Cock blocker.
^^ has second thoughts about being a gyno…might be confronted with vag’s like ^^^ which cause him to throw up in ^^^ vag
^Screaming for a facial in his avatar. Will than know the true meaning of a blinding orgasm.
^^ throws up just looking at any vag and is in denial that only a hard cock can turn him on
^ is still seeing a therapist about his own blinding orgasm experiences
^^^ is getting turned on from ^ talking so dirty
^ was voted best cum dumpster by her graduating class
^ isn’t the best at anything, except cum dumping all over his computer screen when ^^ talks dirty to him