^ Is apparently already flustered by his different strokes on his penis, which makes him unable to spell “dachshund” and “flashlight”.
^naive girl who has never heard of the Fleshlight and thinks sex toys are “icky”
^experimental boy who uses his fleshlight on both sides of his body, sometimes external sometimes internal, just as long as he has ben-gay handy for the internal portion
^^ thinks girls are “icky” and likes to traumatize them by using a dog as a Fleshlight.
^ Wants to apply the ben gay for ^^
^had to google “fleshlight” since her last post from the rock she lives under
^wants to reenact two girls, one cup with ^^. ^wants to be the cup.
^ wants to be the 2nd girl.
^wants internet fame like “tubgirl” has
^Living off residual checks from his daughter “Tubgirl.”
^fantasizes about drinking the water from the tubgirl video
^fantasizes about drinking Gary Colemans bathwater
^Fantasizes about drinking ^^ & H. Tamales bathwater… after a real good wet session.
^wishes it was him and not H. Tamale in that wet session.
^ just wishes he could have a wet session, and doesn’t care with whom.
^wishes she could still get wet…
^ wishes he could make a woman like HT wet…
^wishes she were a woman instead a still pre-op so ^^ could wish to make her wet rather than hard
^ wishes he could get a tranny wet and hard at the same time so he could give it and get it at the same time.
^Want’s it so bad is willing to pay for a tranny.
^ squeals “pick me! pick me!” while batting his sexy tranny prostitute fake eye lashes.