^ was hired to make something out of the spare parts and made a wallet, but if you rub it a little, turns into a breifcase
^has never been hired for anything
^Has been hired at every gay bar due to his flat head & big ears.
^ was also hired at these same bars. hey can you work my shift tonight?
^ Really meant to say “shaft” but typed “shift” by accident.
^ likes shafts. a lot.
^ Can’t decide which feels better, an enema hose or a shaft.
^Prefers the shaft before an enema, but prefers to be double-stuffed by both
^likes to lick the stuff off the shafts after being double stuffed
^ prefers the ‘cream of sum yun gai’ to the the double stuffed… stuff
^prefers the trouser trout over the bearded clam
^prefers to receive the beef injection ratehr than the fur burger
^prefers to schlob the knob rather than eat at the Y.
^prefers the taste of salt as it paints the back of his throat.
^prefers to stare at the sun while its rising visualizing it is a bare man’s ass.
^ thinks no one knows that fuzzy apple is slang for venereal disease ridden whore
^proud to be a disease ridden whore.
^proud to have made^^ a disease ridden whore.
^Proud to bear a rainbow tattoo on his ass.
^ashamed at the cum stains on his ass…Rainbow coloured with AIDs