^ Doesn’t like me
^is dead wrong … I like you AC …more than you know (cue creepy music and exteme close up)
^ want’s to get close so he can choke my chicken
^Is a chicken choked by furious roosters
^is furious that he isnt the chicken
^furiously chokes his chicken while watching IBB videos
^ mocked by gf for watching IBB videos
^Hoping to get on the Howard Stern show by choking record number chickens.
^dated Howard Stern and broke up with him when the show was canceled.
^was Howard Sterns rebound girl
^ needs a rebound girl cuz his girl caught him choking his chicken to Howard Stern’s Fart Man skit (he LUVS the pants!)
^was the chicken ^^ was choking (FTR ^^ LUVS the boots!)
^Fuckin skank
^ likes eating out my garbage cans
^has chicken bones in his garbage, is a cannibal
^ wants to eat my chicken bone
^ likes having people eat his… bone??
^ likes having men eat his bone
^ likes having old men touch his bone
^has no bone, is jellyous